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The Limerick Gimerick Challenge

Welcome to another new FOS creation! Limerick Gimerick works very simply:

- Each person writes a limerick using the "character" provided by the previous person

- After writing your limerick, leave a "character" for the next person

- Please refrain from using explicit language in this area. This is a family site, and we will not push the envelope for bawdiness in our limericks.

Simple as that! If you post a limerick using the same character as the person used who posted immediately before you, simply write another using that person's character to keep the line moving.

Duh... Dragon Man... what's a limerick?

I'll attempt to put it quite simply. A limerick is a humorous verse that gives a character, tells about him, and then usually makes a joke of him. By "him" I mean, of course, male OR female.

Limericks have five lines, and the rhyme scheme is typically "aabba." This is the typical meter/syllable count of limericks: Limerick lines 1, 2, & 5 use anapest trimeter - anapest feet meaning two soft beats followed by a strong beat, or syllable sound - this equals around 9 syllables. Lines 3 & 4 use anapest dimeter, or approx. 6 syllables.

Line 1 - give the character
Line 2 - tell something about the character
Lines 3 & 4 - give his actions
Line 5 - punchline!!

By character I mean like, "a man from Nantucket" or "a girl from Napal." In line one you usually tell where the character is from.

Enough! That's the general framework of the limerick - for more information, LOOK IT UP! LOL - Seriously, any research is welcome.

So again, write your limerick using the character just given, and then give the character for the next post, like "a dragon of Bronze."

Have fun!

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Rainspirit
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 11:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

A little refresher on what this thread is about: A limerick is a humorous verse that gives a character, tells about him, and then usually makes a joke of him. By "him" I mean, of course, male OR female.

Limericks have five lines, and the rhyme scheme is typically "aabba." This is the typical meter/syllable count of limericks: Limerick lines 1, 2, & 5 use anapest trimeter - anapest feet meaning two soft beats followed by a strong beat, or syllable sound - this equals around 9 syllables. Lines 3 & 4 use anapest dimeter, or approx. 6 syllables.

Line 1 - give the character
Line 2 - tell something about the character
Lines 3 & 4 - give his actions
Line 5 - punchline!!

Example:

There once was a princess named Rose,
And where she is now, no one knows.
It is rumored she fled,
Or at least, so it's said,
From a prince with a very long nose.
(anonymous)


That reminder in place...this is how we had originally set this up!

.....Each person writes a limerick using the "character" provided by the previous person

- After writing your limerick, leave a "character" or a first line with your character at the end for the next person

- Please refrain from using explicit language in this area. This is a family site, and we will not push the envelope for bawdiness in our limericks.

Let's try to get back nto this format in The Limerick Gimerick Challenge

Thanks Poets...have fun


Renee (Challenge Coordinator)
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Rainspirit
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 11:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Ummm let's start out with the name "Louise"....any takers?
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Kajuncutie
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 12:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

In the town of Charm there lived Louise
A beauty she was, a leprechaun's squeeze
He reached up to her middle
So she called him 'sweet widdle'
And he'd smile and just say 'oh pweeze'


Next: There was once a goose in Burma

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Anniecat
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 01:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

There was a goose living in Burma
Who was married to a pachyderma
And when they made love
With the pachy above
The goose was squished in terra firma

Next: A blonde secretary named Hannah
...the best is yet to be
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Empresspoetess
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 01:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

A blonde secretary named Hannah
loved to eat the banana
she ate quite alot
her belly looks like a pot
Poor Hannah now lives in Savannah

Next: Lucy wants to be let loose
EmpressPoetess
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 02:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

lucy wants to be let loose
so she is up to getting a goose
now she got such a reputation
because of persuing this recreation
so she now watches her caboose

next: mable is not able
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Rainspirit
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Will give this a whirl


Mabel is not able
To get a new label
She's a broken down car
She traveled too far
Her chassis no longer stable

next: There was a poet named Maude
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Kajuncutie
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Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 07:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

There was a poet named Maude
Whose spelling was just a bit flawed
She wrote of synging berd,
Rowring skwirls, grayzing hurd
And even allifants I heard gaphawed


next: In the mountains lived Eugene

(Message edited by kajuncutie on October 22, 2008)
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Kaneix
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 02:13 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

In the mountains lived Eugene
Who’s habits were extremely clean
He bathed in streams
And eschewed wet dreams
But still ended life coarse and mean

There was a young girl named Abbey
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 03:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

there was a young girl named abbey
who spent time on the ROAD with a cabbie
her road was sang about
while upon a roundabout
and the melody was even sang by my tabby

next: Brian Epstien had loads of self esteem
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Anniecat
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 08:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

The 'fifth' Beatle, Brian Epstein
Was quite self assured as a teen
As the main equation
In the British invasion
He changed the whole musical scene

Next: She beguiles on the isle of Flannan


...the best is yet to be
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Kaneix
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 08:30 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

She beguiles on the isle of Flannan
The Marie Celeste sans each man
All still, but afloat
The mystery boat
The flames of legend she’ll fan

There was a young man of Ealing
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 10:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

there was a young man of ealing
who saw kiri tekanawa on the ceiling
that new zealand soprano
sang along with his piano
giving the listeners a loving feeling

next: kiri tekanawa is of maori descent
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Anniecat
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 11:10 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Tekanawa of Maori descent
Is a singer two thousand per cent
Her arias soar
Til you're begging for more
Each performance a stunning event

Next: A man in her room woke up Gina
...the best is yet to be
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 11:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

A MAN IN HER ROOM WOKE UP GINA
HE WAS AN ASTHMATIC DATING A GIRL NINA
BUT GINA HELPS EACH ASTHMATIC
NO MATTER HOW MUCH THIER SICK
WHETHER ONE IS AN ADULT CHILD OR TEENER

NEXT: GINA IS A GOOD ORGANIZATIION FOR ASTHMATICS
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Kaneix
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 12:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Gina is a good organisation for asthmatics
And might provide help with rheumatics
A bit of hot air
While sat on a chair
Or maybe exercise whittling sticks

Graham was sure he'd seen a ghost
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 01:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

graham was sure he'd seen a ghost
of sr John d graham offering a toast
he was for scottish independance
and started a highland fling dance
he would not say king henry was the most

next: he say's i'm a fine broth of a yeshiva lad
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Horvax
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 04:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

He says I'm a fine broth of a yeshiva lad
I'm in a hot tub then and he's making a salad
in the tub I noticed floating about
some onions and garlic, even a trout
then saw the Challah to go with me, I knew I was in, bad


Luke Warm felt funny this winter
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 05:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

luke warm felt funny this winter
but it was hot taking pages from a printer
the computer runs piles of paper
to get facts onto that paper
about how we rate the derby's only sprinter

Next: editer said," all news that fits we print"
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Rainspirit
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 05:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

All news that fits we print
Does that give you a hint
That maybe we stretch it
Beyond what's legit
Blooper..we call it misprint


Next...There once was a jolly good poet
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Dongrammer
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Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 06:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

There once was a jolly good poet
Wrote limericks on her waistline and below it
And to read the punchline
Took two bottles of wine
To give her the courage to show it

next: A poet proofreader from Maine
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Kaneix
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 12:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

A poet proofreader from Maine
Got typos stuck in his brain
He cood knot rime
Moast of the tyme
And his job went down the drayne

A one-legged sailor from Wales
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

one legged sailor from wales
was wonder when the boat sails
his job was to foot all the bills
each time the boat landed on the kills
then empty all the debris in pails

next:he sailed the seven c's
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

ps a kill is a channel or a creek.
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Kaneix
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

He sailed the seven c's
coconut, colic, cuckoo and dis-c’s
Looking for a cure
he hit on cooked manure
But ended up covered by fleas

The investor fell into the ghetto
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Kaneix
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Oh... kill = creek. Interesting Marv. I would never have guessed...
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Dongrammer
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 05:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

A one-legged sailor from Wales
Was promoted to hoisting the sails
And during a nor-easter
His peg-leg and keester
Were held to the deck with nails

next: A blind man with visionary eyes
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Dongrammer
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 05:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

oooopps.... too late...back to the investor
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Kaneix
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 06:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

lol 'Liked that one Don...
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Anniecat
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 08:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

The investor fell into the ghetto
And found himself deep into debt-o
A deal was reneged
So for pennies he begged
And some coffee and a cigarett-o

Next: A blind man with visionary eyes
...the best is yet to be
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 02:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

a blind man with visionary eyes
had visions that would surprise
he would see through other's remarks
no how much would be thier barks
and then would attempt to advise


next: my health is more important than wealth
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Kaneix
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 04:12 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Nice one Annie...
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Kaneix
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 04:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

my health is more important than wealth
no pockets in a shroud… even by stealth
you can’t take it with you
so spend… let them sue
there’s no more rhymes so, good health!

Half of doctors prescribe a placebo effect
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 07:13 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

half of doctors prescribe a placebo effect
the other half of each dotor prescribes a defect
why does each doctor cut himself in half
then each would know more for your behalf
and they would gain even more respect

next:mexican jumping beans plus beer for hops
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Kaneix
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 08:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

((Chuckling here Marv)))
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Kaneix
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 08:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

mexican jumping beans plus beer for hops
for added excitement it sounds tops
a real shindig
with fatted pig
perhaps a festival after summer crops?

Shy Anne admitted she really loved Sioux
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Sweetfeed
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 08:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Mexican jumping beans plus beer for hops
a symbiosis like cocaine in pops
ferments hidden within
residing to begin
when cells break unleashed by their tops

NEXT: I see eye teeth walking with a sugar cane
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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Sweetfeed
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Oh poooooperrrs

Shy Anne admitted she really loved Sioux
as A-ladd-in a-ddress was a Yellowstone coo
Yet that long fellow
reaped what he sow
Sioux's jackson hole flew to Kalamazoo

NEXT: I see eye teeth walking with a sugar cane
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

i see eyetooth walking with a sugar cane
for this sight for sore eyes leaves me insane
while i walk on the walk in waugegan
with people who voted for reagan
unlike most he knows to come in in the rain

next:he fight his own shadow
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Kaneix
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

lol Sweet!
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Kaneix
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he fight his own shadow
he bruce lee you know
ju-jitsu
not karaoku
we love him blow by blow

Godzilla was a very big fan
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Sweetfeed
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 11:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Godzilla was a very big fan
Until he discovered Jackie Chan
For Bruce Lee
has passed you see
above to the big Ha-tee-chop in Japan

NEXT: The thrilla from Manila met Godzilla
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 01:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the thrilla from manilla met godzilla
the film made in luzon was a thriller
a scarey picture not from transylvania
seen in the usa from L.A. to pennsylvania
while my cat watches from her piller

next: i gave my cat a piller and a caterpillar
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Sweetfeed
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Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 07:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

i gave my cat a piller and a caterpillar
moving dirt without paws should just thrill'er
looking distraught
for I had bought
a machine instead of a butterfly filler!

NEXT: My cat scratched fever at the vets
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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Kaneix
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Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 03:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

My cat scratched fever at the vets
Making John Travolta pirrouettes
With a gold medallion
Imitating a stallion
She's about as cool as it gets

The ghostie had sparkling boogie nights
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 03:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the ghostie had sparkling boogie nights
he started boxing with lefts and rights
but after each and every punch he threw
being a ghost it went right through
he even failed attempted to attack with bites

next: marvin frightens with his natural face
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Dongrammer
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Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 05:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Marvin frightens with his natural face
So over his head, he put a pillowcase
And from the neck on down
He trick or treated in town
Dressed only in panties and lace

next: The town bolted their doors
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Dongrammer
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Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 06:12 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

The town bolted their doors
Such a sight gave them eyesores
His legs were too hairy
And what's even more scary
The wind had blown off his drawers

next: A State Trooper dressed as a nun
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 12:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

a state trooper dressed as a nun
he thought he would be having fun
till he met robbie coltrane
who would drive him insane
when he was starring in nuns on the run

next: a wee lass asked a nun if she was a penguin
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Kaneix
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 01:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

A wee lass asked a nun if she was a penguin
And if it was fish that started her engine
Nay lass, it’s men
I’m in fact a hen
in mourning… though still quite sanguine

The bald pate didn’t mean he was a monk
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 05:10 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the bald pate didn't mean he was a monk
A.Monk who was in disquise to catch a punk
a great detective was the man called Adrian
Shalhoub can play it better than other men
he would catch the killer who was a big skunk

next: Tony shalhoub is A Monk
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Anniecat
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 06:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Tony Shalhoub is a Monk
Who's frightened of all kinds of gunk
Obsessive compulsive
Finds most things repulsive
Shaking hands sends him into a funk

Next: Sister Jean had a most nasty habit
...the best is yet to be
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 07:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Sister Jean had a most nasty habit
telling obsene jokes to the abbott
she was then sent to her room
to ask forgiveness from her groom
for luck she had the foot of a rabbit

next: sister Jeans's groom was in her room
on this one think of the ceremony where women become nuns
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Anniecat
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 07:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Sister Jean was alone in her room
Thinking about her new groom
Though her vows were all done
And she now was a nun
She felt like she lived in a tomb

She'd rather be drinking and dancing
Along with some heavy romancing
She can't spend her day
Alone just to pray
And she left the convent without glancing

Next: She kicked up her heels in Times Square
...the best is yet to be
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Kaneix
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 08:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

She kicked up her heels in Times Square
And all she had was soon laid bare
In XXXX joints
She then anoints
The parishioners who await her there

We went to Las Vegas and lost our wages
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 10:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

we went to Las Vegas and lost our wages
which i would think is grossly outrages
i bet on roulette and also on dice
avoid gambling was a friends advice
now the twelve steps advice is from sages

next: i bet you you can't refrain from gambling
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Anniecat
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 10:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Annie's not much of a gambler
She is known more for being a rambler
From the streets of New York
To a farm fryin' pork
Her life is a bit of a scrambler

Next: Sanford from Carnegie deli
...the best is yet to be
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 01:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

sanford from carnegie deli
opened a restaurant in new delhi
it was kosher of course
lox was the main course
and plenty food for eack belly

next: he opened a new deli in new delhi
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New Delhi's not known for pastrami
Knishes or kosher salami
But he opened his deli
With intentions to sell-y
Bhuna, biryani and shami

Next: Our Marvin's an expert in kosher
...the best is yet to be
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As for Kosher, our Marv's an expert
And on paper......man what a flirt
Stroken from home
With love and Shalom
He can write his way out of this dirt!!!

lol poke poke Marv :-)

NEXT: Football and Posh Spice got mixed up in LA!
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 03:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

football and posh spice got mixed up in L.A.
they got trixie with spices tricks at a melee
sweetfeed would just tackle me hard
i fell flat just as if i was lard
and made a touch down under all of the hay

next: marvin's sport is mixed wrestling
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 02:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

marvin's sport is mixed wrestling
whether in mud or no, he's not saying
horizontal dancing
and stallion prancing
a slippery business with a crowd baying?

His request was a roll in bed with a little honey
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 05:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

HIS REQUEST WAS A ROLL IN BED WITH A LITTLE HONEY
BUT THE PROBLEM WAS HE DID NOT HAVE MUCH MONEY
HE GOT A JOB AS A BAKER CAUSE HE KNEADS THE DOUGH
BUT HIS INEPTNESS ONLY CAUSED A LOT OF MUCH WOE
SO NOW HE HAS NO HONEY AND THAT AINT FUNNY

NEXT: YOU CAN'T MAKE BREAD IF YOU LOAF
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 05:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

You can't make bread if you loaf
And you can't make a baker from an oaf
In each seed
May be wheat or weed
There are no more rhymes so I'll just cough!

Harry Ram would never find another ewe
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 07:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Harry Ram felt discouraged and blue
He was desperate to marry, it's true
He met chickens and monkeys
Even dated some donkeys
But could not find another cute ewe...

Next: A Bavarian baker named Fritz
...the best is yet to be
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 07:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

a bavarian baker named fritz
baked so much he would schvitz
his black forest and lindzer tart
tasted vunderbar from the start
he's germany's best baker he admits

next:a British statesman named disraeli
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Oy, Marvin, must I rhyme 'Disraeli'?


A British statesman named Disraeli
Was born to succeed, not to fail-y
The first Jewish PM
A conservative gem
With social reform blazed a trail-y

Next: He bought a new thigamajig

...the best is yet to be
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He bought a new thigamajig
And once mounted it was quite a rig
Now he could move
And really groove
On the downside he looked a pig

Jimmy Buffet buffed it too well
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 10:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Jimmy Buffet buffed it too well
Cheeseburgers in Paradise did sell
It's all his fault
one shaker of salt
buffed it out of key, west to hotel!

NEXT: Tic tac toting in Tampa's XO Club
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 10:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

tic tac toting in tampas xo club
it is the hottest bar for bub
thiers dancing and prancing
lovers are now advancing
the music is live they don't dub

next:an atlanta man with tummy upset took mylanta
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An atlanta man with tummy upset took mylanta
Now he's in a hell similar to Dante
Too much acid,
that's what he said
Now he uses his diaphragm playing Iolanthe

It's not clover till the fat lady sings
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 01:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

it's not clover till the fat lady sings
four leaves makes more luck than other things
i used to always knock on wood
that of course didn't do good
now i depend on clovers for the luck it brings

next:do graffiti and see handwriting on the wall
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 03:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

do graffiti and see the handwriting on the wall
signs and portents can tell us how far we'll fall
with a goat's entrails
and all that entails
while the fickle finger of fate always sees all

The kraut was interesting but not very funny
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Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 03:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the kraut was interesting but not very funny
as his banner would read but not on the money
besides banner thier was dawson and crane
and clary and von klemperer in the main
was hogans heroes with klinks secretary a honey

next:Robert clary married eddie cantors daughter
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Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 01:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Robert Clary married eddie cantors daughter
A Hogan's Hero who helped with the laughter
One of fourteen
Robert Max Widerman is no has-been
He'll be remembered if there's a hereafter

Julian Clary likes a warm hand on his entrance
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Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 06:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

julian clary likes a warm hand on his entrance
a british comedian with nothing he recants
he makes fun of ethnic stereotypes
filled with innuendos and hypes
and he is admitting his gayness in advance

next:Juanita Hall played every race but her own
Juanita who was black only played black in, "Cabins In The Sky".
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I liked your Julian Clary lim. Marv. I havn't seen him for some years now, but he was very funny at one time.

Juanita Hall played every race but her own
A much earlier Michael Jackson clone?
Ebony not Ivory
But in harmony?
I'm sure she didn't her own race disown

An acerbic American comedienne called Rivers
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Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 09:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

An acerbic American comedienne called rivers
may give some of the people the shivers
her take St. thrifty hospital and bar and grill
where bed pans were against the nurses will
is where marvin's poem gave audiences the quivers

next: marv wrote a poem based on rivers routine
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Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 11:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

marv wrote a poem on river's routine
One which I don't think I've ever seen
I haven't a doubt
Don't know what it's about
She was funny, but now she's real mean

Next: Melissa's her nepotized daughter

...the best is yet to be
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Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 12:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91014978.html
anniecat this is the poem i was refering too.
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melissa's her nepotized daughter
who acts like momma says she oughta
she is the chip off the old block
whose career she dares not mock
at least not in front of a reporter

next:Joan Rivers is from Larchmont New York
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Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 03:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Joan Rivers is from Larchmont New York
That's where she was dropped by a stork
Thin as a rake
Quick on the uptake
And pretty damn quick to pop her cork

I loved my trip on the Staten Island ferry

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i loved my trip on the staten island ferry
it was a trip different from the ordinary
the only boat in which marvin got sea sick
he was on all types, but nausea is no trick
now i go there only by bus and I'm more merry

next: Staten Island doesn't look like a borough
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Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 01:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Staten Island doesn't look like a borough
Pastoral and pleasant as I recall though
Wandering around
Richmond town
Then up to the Tibetan Museum I did go

The city lights from the ferry were bright
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the city lights from the ferry were bright
ecspecially in the wee hours of the night
it's like going to another world
where my spirits get whirled
and most every little thing feels alright

next:jack lemmon said,"it's magic time". at shows
this is true he hyped himself with that phrase.
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jack lemmon said,"it's magic time". at shows
the man from 'the apartment' surely knows
a favorite of mine
for all time
jack had the common touch, sometimes in women's clothes

With Marilyn & Tony, Jack liked it hot
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Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 09:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

WITH MARILYN & TONY,JACK LIKED IT HOT
HE ECSPECIALLY LIKED MARILYN ON YHE COT
OF THE THREE ONLY TONY IS STILL AROUND
NOT THAT ANY OF THEM COULD BE PROFOUND
I LIKED BEST MARILYN IN A BIKINI POLK DOT

NEXT: JOEY BROWN WAS KNOWN TO HAVE A BIG MOUTH
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Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 11:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Joey Brown was known as Big Mouth, not Clown
When Jack told Joe, I’m a Jill, Joe did not frown
Joe said with neglect
“Well nobody’s perfect”
History liking it hotter would jot them both down!

NEXT: Men in drag tend to leave ruts in roads

(Message edited by sweetfeed on October 30, 2008)
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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men in drag tend to leave ruts in roads
or as scalawags displat butts in thier abodes
they are socially below our standard
acting like a rogue or a bandid
reminding me of all the warts from the toads

next: her comedy was a serious business
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Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 03:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

her comedy was a serious business
so she stopped now 'n agin for a guinness
her name was dot
and loved life a lot
so lived life to the full in all its sinned-ness

She knew there were no pockets in a shroud
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she knew there were no pockets in a shroud
so she put her money on a white cloud
she traveled to heaven's gate
staring at the cloud she'd wait
you cant take with you god cried out loud

next: she tried to take it with her
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Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 01:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Nice one Marv.

she tried to take it with her
but didn't get too far
to the end of her bed
then she was dead
so it was all spent by her brother

There was a young chap called Frank
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there was a young chap called frank
who love every girl he'd spank
he had woman galore
each on a whore
now he is alone with himself to thank

next:his cuts of beef were half soy & half meat
(because nowadays you can't make both ends meet)
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Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 05:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Chuckle... naughty, naughty Marv!

his cuts of beef were half soy & half meat
he was sorely tempted then to consume his feet
but the smell put him off
so his hands he did scoff
now is it any wonder he only feels half-complete?

Jack Spratt became a vegan man
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Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 06:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

jack spratt became a vegan man
and this reduced size of his can
he became careful of what he'd eat
to look much more slim and elite
and get rid of his refrigerator tan

next> he kept cold cash in the freezer
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he kept cold cash in the freezer
for he was a frugal geezer
not known to spend
or to lend
in fact he was akin to ebeneezer

Tiny Tim is pushing up the tulips
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Tiny Tim is pushing up tulips
Is he dead? Oh I must come to grips
When Miss Vicky left him
Though it all but bereft him
Down the aisle he made two more trips

Next: He's just one more sad one-hit wonder
...the best is yet to be
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He's just one more sad one-hit wonder
Herbert Khaury in 1996 went down under
I liked his style
He had no guile
Like the Sixties he was torn asunder

Have ukelele will travel was his motto

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Khaury
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have ukelelle will travel was his motto
he discovered music paid better than lotto
he traveled across the world
where ever his fame be hailed
he was just a traveling hot potato

next:tiny tim would tip toe through her two lips
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tiny tim would tip toe through her two lips
after categorising her collection of Q-tips
he was quite mad
but not at all sad
his life was quite gay 'cept for a few slips

Tiny Tim was very big down under
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Posted on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 03:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

tiny tim was very big down under
in australia he came like thunder
he was would never be out of reach
when one would see him on the beach
until he had committed a big blunder

next: tiny tim went to school with my sister
(this is true he graduate from george washington high school in washington hts in the same class as my sister)
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Wow. Interesting Marv....

tiny tim went to school with my sister
into his choir did he enlist her?
in high falsetto
up he did go
I'm sure his throat had a tiny blister!

Individuality is one of life's joys
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individuality is one of life's joys
my friends and i have different toys
our life style difers alot
they like it cold
i like it hot
i like beautiful chicks and she like boys

next: she did onto others
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she did onto others
as they onto their brothers
this made for quite a scene
in fact rather obscene
and that's WITHOUT Scatman Crouthers!

Surrealism gives more fun than blondes do
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surrealism gives more fun than blondes do
if i say it enough i'd believe it's true
as long as she wiggles when she walks
and giggles when ever she talks
she does not have to give a clue what to view

next:her neck line got lower and hem line higher
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her neck line got lower and hem line higher
and when they met together the result was dire
too much plastic
and strong elastic
meant she concertina'd together in a wee pyre

They say beauty is only skin deep
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Posted on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 05:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

they say beauty is only skin deep
i should see below the skin with a peep
it is character and personality that counts
how one gets along and ones love amounts
don't feel you need a physical beauty to keep

next: he said beat em with the pawn and rook
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Posted on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 08:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

The Queen beat them with a pawn and rook
Strategy so moving made the Bishop a crook
The king was too late
Cornered into mate
Checking him out though board while took.

Purr-fection the Persian had acquired
Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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Purr-fection the Persian had acquired
As he surveyed the kits he had sired
Many a fluff ball
And not a tough call
A number of dollars would be required

The dog had gone and done it, doggone it!
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the dog had gone and done it doggone it
who would believe a dog would sire a kit
the is for ripley's believe it or not
you may of course say it's so what
but i cant imagine it with my greatest wit

next: some one responded what is dat
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some one responded what is dat
is it a dog or is it a cat
maybe a dag
or a dot with wag
if it had wings it could be a bat!

The wonders of radiation will never cease
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the wonders of radiation will never cease
maybe cures from cancer will increase
some get chemo and have great dispare
over great nausea and losing hair
once theirs a cure these effects can decrease

next: a dancer knew the answer to cure cancer
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Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 05:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Great response Marv...

a dancer knew the answer to cure cancer
was she a dervish, a necromancer?
from left field
a disease was healed
a nifty feet for a ballet prancer

It's fun to pun but can bring groans
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it's fun to pun but can bring groans
ecspecially if told over cellular phones
thats why we are groan people
so grown we live in a steeple

nxt:drink whitbread with white bread rye with rye
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Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 08:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

drink whitbread with white bread rye with rye
Arg, it sound too English Marv, he said with a sigh
Newcastle Brown
Good 'n' round
Or something super, organic, I think I'd buy!

Real beer will spread good cheer m'dear
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Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 09:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

real beer will spread good cheer m'dear
try macabee with guiness when you're near
but i would wind up drinking red stripe
which will rust my every pipe
but after drinking Scotch ale i couldn't care

next:Guiness is really stout
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Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 12:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Guiness is really stout
So watch out for the dreaded gout
A bit like Lurgy
Maybe gurgy-wurgy
So perhaps best is just... rinse out!

Obama, unlike Bill, DID inhale!
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obama, unlike bill did inhale
when he sniffed a brew of ale
the way he reacted from the booze
caused him to get many boos
afterwards he was locked in jail

next: he liked red stripe with tripe
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Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 04:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he liked red stripe with tripe
but better still a puff of pipe
that's the point
when you toke a joint
if the hash is good and ripe

He inhaled too hard and went very green
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Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 04:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

He inhaled too hard and went green
And was no longer short and lean
But this Incredible Hulk
With his mass of bulk
Had organs like that of a queen

next: her clothes were torn to shreds
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Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 05:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

((Chuckling here)))

her clothes were torn to shreds
and everyone had to take meds
such a sight...
oh what a plight!
but such a good weapon against the reds!

Plastic surgery is all very well...
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Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 04:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Plastic surgery is all very well
if it could pass on genetically as well
you could marry a swan
but then see your first son
looks like a petrified duck from hell




All he could say was: WHAT THE QUACK?!
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 04:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

all he could say: what the quack
he busted my hip my head and my iliac
he shouldn't be able to practice medicine
not even on the avenue called madison
and he should be tortoured on a rack

next: he went to jamaica for Red Stripe
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Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 06:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he went to jamaica for Red Stripe
and ate a pineapple unripe
he saw a witch doctor
who was a ham actor
who promptly fixed him up with a pipe

Don't ever dread the dreadlocks
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Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 01:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

DON'T EVER DREAD THE DREADLOCKS
FROM THE RASTAMAN EATING HAM HOCKS
NOR DO YOU DREAD REGGAE OR CALYPSO
JUST OTHER PEOPLE'S WAY YOU KNOW
JUST LIKE EASTER EGGS AND LOX

NEXT: wILT THE STILT WEARS KILTS
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Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 05:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Wilt the Stilt wears kilts
And Irish songs he lilts
And I've been told
When it's cold
Keeps his basketballs in quilts

next: With wool from Paddy McGinty's goat
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Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 01:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

I very much liked the sentiments behind your last lim Marv.

And, being a Scot (I did have a kilt when I was a kid) your lim gave me a real chuckle Don.
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Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 01:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

With wool from Paddy McGinty's goat
Jock MacGregor knitted a boat
It was well done
But came unspun
There was only one problem… it couldnae float

The Glesga wit is very well known
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Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 09:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the glesga wit is very well known
as members of garnethill were shown
glesgas were taken to hill street
to the temple as an exchange elite
then temple members heard glesga tone

next: a visit to garnethill is enlightening
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Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 09:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

to kaniex, Garnethill synagogue includes quite a few members of the macgregor clan. they are the makers of macgregor clothing.
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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 04:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

a visit to garnethill is enlightening
oh i know, i was there and wandering
gorgeous in each aspect
much light around to reflect
a peace quite beyond imagining

Also nearby is Toshie's art school
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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 04:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Marv, my wife and I took advantage of the annual Glasgow Open Doors Day last year and very much enjoyed our tour of Garnethill Synagogue. We were very nicely welcomed in, I remember beautiful colours, the wonderful wood of the fixtures and the gorgeous light coming down from the windows in the dome above us. It was my very first time in a synagogue and I was truly impressed.
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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 05:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Also nearby is Toshie's art school
Where some viewers can be quite cruel
They'll whisper and taunt
The MacKintosh Font
"Look at the "O" that dropped the stuhl"

next: The Willow Tea Room on Sauchiehall Street

(Message edited by dongrammer on November 07, 2008)
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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 06:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

THE WILLOW TEA ROOM ON SAUCHIEHALL STREET
IS WHERE THE ELITE MEET TO GREET AND EAT
IT'S KILT TO KILT ON EACH AND EVERY BLOCK
THE TEA WITH JAM AND BREAD WILL ROCK
THE FOOD IS SO GOOD/ HOLD ON TO YOUR SEAT

NEXT:ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WAS A SCOTTSMAN TOO.
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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 08:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Alexander Graham Bell was a Scotsman too
Did he do us a favour with TV thinkest you?
The goggle-box
Can bore off the socks
Surely we have better things to do??

Oh if only Sauchiehall Street WAS all kilts!
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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 09:07 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

oh if only sauchiehall street was all kilts
I would oggle all the lassies to the hilt
after a couple of beer or ale kegs
i would notice all of their legs
because at close to 70 my brain still tilts

next: he wore gaberdine in Aberdeen
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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 10:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

He wore gabardine in Aberdeen
d'finest kilt aht ye seen
he's a braw broth of a lad
and what the lasses wanted su bad
och a very strong gust of wind


their bairn was conceived in a barn
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 10:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

all this scottish themed lims made me think of:



Gerard in a kilt? ~Jo fainted at the thought~
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Saturday, November 08, 2008 - 03:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Their bairn was conceived in a barn
Neath forty score skeins of yarn
Twas all virgin
And needed some urge'n
Good thing she knew how to darn

next: She found a needle in the haystack

(Message edited by dongrammer on November 08, 2008)
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Posted on Saturday, November 08, 2008 - 04:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

she found a needle in the haystack
and in the process broke her sacroiliac
now she is screaming in extreme pain
like a weather vain she'll predict rain
now folks think she's a hypochondriac

next: he only thinks he's a hypochondriac
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Posted on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 10:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he only thinks he's a hypochondriac
deluded into thinking he's had an ill attack
he got the word wrong
necrophiliac is his song
So DEAD wrong he is, alas, alack!

Any sight of water made him sea sick
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Posted on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 01:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

ANY SIGHT OF WATER MADE HIM SEA SICK
IT WAS HYDROPHOBIA AND HE'D HAVE A TIC
SO HIS ILLNESS OF HYDROPHOBIA
WAS ALOT MORE THAN A PHOBIA
WHICH IS FEAR OF WATER TO A LUNATIC

NEXT: HE BECAME A LUNATIC OVER A LUNAR TIC
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Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 02:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

He became a lunatic over a lunar tic
He was indeed rather sick
A fuss creator
Molehill to crater
He promised pumice he would kick

If the moon's green cheese where’s the wine?
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Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 02:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

If the Moons GreeN Cheese Where's The Wine?
Enough for all the world to dine
Hey I aint a lyin
Bring Illuminati, Opus Dei, AND PRIORY OF ZION
And lets have an eatin and drinkin good time

Next - Alka Seltzer or Prune Juice?
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Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 03:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

alka seltzer or prune juice?
if i drink either i have a screw loose
i prefer johny walker black with miller
a boiler maker makes me snooze on my piller
or just give me budweisser for a truce


next: beer makes me stupid but made bud wiser
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Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 05:30 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

beer makes me stupid but made bud wiser
and for his bank account a little appetizer
In Budovice I have been
And the REAL Bud seen
I drank it TOO you realize-er?

Bud stole from Bud and she wants it back
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Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 05:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

bud stole from bud and she wants it back
where it is now he can't keep rack
they kept looking high and low
but where did it actually go
and while looking she broke her sacroiliac

next: her mind's sharp but shapes arent important
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 12:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

her mind's sharp but shapes aren’t important
so amorphous blobs have their quotient
fuzzy logic
in hazy aspic
make her life quite opaque to all intent

There was a young maiden of Tooting
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 03:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

there was a young maiden of tooting
who for the visiting team she was rooting
this angered her home folks
that she liked the other blokes
and they don't consider her as a cute thing

next: Tooting folks are tooting their own horns.
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 06:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

For those folks who toot their own horn
They must be quite sad and forlorn
With all that hot gas
They just gotta pass
Their pants must be tattered and torn

Next: She puffed out her silicone chest


...the best is yet to be
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Hi Marylou

She puffed out her silicone chest
At a balloon blowing contest
Now her nipples are red
As she soars overhead
And a thousand windless men rest

next: their lips are now permanently puckered
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

she puffed out her silicone chest
because she thought she knew best
she followed all of the news
about her favorite beer or booze
this subjest she really keeps abreast

next: londoners love shopping in tooting
(tooting is a section of london)
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Londoners love shopping in Tooting
as opposed to others who love looting
With the credit crunch
we’re ALL out to lunch
I just hope it doesn’t end in shooting!

Shu Ting was a great Shōgun
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

brrrrrrttttt....foul.... Their lips are now permanently puckered
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Kaneix
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 09:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

their lips are now permanently puckered
and it looks like they were sadly suckered
they bought a grape
of a strange shape
with that vintage they were out-of-luckered

Sometimes there are insufficient rhymes
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 01:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

sometimes there are insufficient rhymes
and other times their are too many crimes
but we cant mimic the way it is
no one can figure whatever is his bizz who can be that kind of wiz at all times

next:he asked the cop whats the charge
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 02:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he asked the cop what's the charge
he replied not a dime while you're at large
but if you're in jail
it's cash on the nail
and by the by... call me Sarge!

Shu Ting was a great Shōgun
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 03:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

shu ting was a great shogun
interesting mixture as no one
shu ting is chinese
shogun is japanese
a crazy mixed up man with a blowgun

next: he mixed all the nationalities together
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Kaneix
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Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 04:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he mixed all the nationalities together
like birds of a very un-alike feather
so... what the hay?
together we can STAY
and face each and ev'ry kind of weather

We are, like our world, best rounded
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 04:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

we are like our world, best rounded
kaniex got it so that I'm not confounded
the best rounded circles of squares
are those with the most cares
the best behaved by ones saved are hounded

next: bob was known for barbs
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 05:13 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

bob was known for barbs
barb was known for her bob
bo was bob's mistress
babbling with distress
because barb didn't rhyme at all

sorry, this is so surreal... no rhymes!
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 05:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

I suppose I COULD have used 'carbs'...
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 07:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

next: sorry, this is so surreal... no rhymes!
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 08:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

sorry, this so surreal no rhymes
sari,written about in the india times
it looks like it was written by dali
or streisand singing hello dolly
but no matter how rare their were no crimes

next: he wrote a serious series
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 04:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he wrote a serious series
while eating cereal cheerios
with words that crunch
and meaning munch
he made the public curious

She wrote more than turkeys in Torquay
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 04:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

she wrote more than turkeys in torquay
to me it sounded like instant bull oi vey
but as we say i turkey it's cantares deromancero
sang in melodious old spanish called ladino
which is as good as yiddish any day


next:in turkey 15th century spanish didn't vanish
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Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 05:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

In turkey 15th century Spanish didn't vanish
it was a most unusual turkey for knowing Spanish
and while they were mixing the sauce
it was saying a tearful "adios"
to the shock of the chef who stood mute while it vanished


The proxy chicken quoted from Don Quixote


"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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the proxy chicken quoted from don quixote
he was taught to read it from a french man herve
so he read don quixote in spanish and french
and his knowledge did surely quench
until one day he called herve oi vey

in turkey 15th century spanish is called ladino
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 12:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

in turkey 15th century spanish is called ladino
and in these pc days we ask: why not lady-o?
Agatha still waits in Torquay
as introduced by me
oh well, that’s the way it’ll sometimes go

The rain in Spain fell mainly in my brain
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 03:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the rain in spain fell mainly in my brain
that reign in spain caused me to complain
because of it my family did run
one member pretended to be a nun
we ran to Turkey before becoming insane

next:that reign in spain is now down the drain
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

that reign in spain is now down the drain
king carlos however does still remain
juan is the one
son of juan two
next is felipe in that long royal train

John Lennon wrote ‘A Spaniard In the Works’
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 07:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

John Lennon wrote 'A Spaniard In the Works'
It's full of weird people and quirks
For me it's a strain
Comprehending his brain
Though the 'works' bring a smile and some smirks

Next: By the seventies Dylan was fried

(Message edited by anniecat on November 13, 2008)
...the best is yet to be
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By the seventies Dylan was fried
'Acid, booze & a$$' he'd tried
Sarah was gone
Sad-eyed and alone
Mr Z simply sat and cried

Jerry Garcia lost his mind in the snow
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 09:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

jerry garcia lost his mind in the snow
he beame an ice cream flavor tou know
this flavor really set the tone
ecspecially in an ice cream cohen
we i have bought three times in a row

next: the grateful dead were well read
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 01:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

The grateful dead were well fed
by Jerry Garcia they were led
he will be well missed
they sing from a midnight list
the members are all well read

Next:Autumn breezed and April sneezed

EmpressPoetess
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 01:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Autumn breezed and April sneezed
July sleazed and November wheezed
We all said jeez
I can't find my knees
Apologies to Mr Zeeee's

The fairy said fair enough, no ferry
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 02:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

The fairy said enough, no ferry
she was very tired and weary
she was stressed from seeking fireflies
who ran away from her sleepy eyes
the fairy just wanted a tall glass of sherry

Next:Fanny Bly buys two flies

EmpressPoetess
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 03:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Fanny Bly buys two flies
Inserts in handbag and sighs
She has twins
with holy shins
so she buys and buys and buys

There was a canny archbishop
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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

There was a canny archbishop
who came with cans of peas from a pea shop
god's ultimate plan he said
is that all of man be fed
he became the first saint to grace grocery stops


Let there be peas on earth, he said
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 05:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

let there be peas on earth, he said
while looking at his carets in bed
the stones are like peas
god protect them please
gem dealer said it's worth less than lead

next: he said the price of down is up
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He said the price of down is up
the upside is now I can fill my cup
the rise in price shook my ducks
my ducks being shook really sucks
down pricing is a diddy of a pup
EmpressPoetess
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Kaneix
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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 12:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Hi Jo!
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

empreess we need a lead in line for the next limerick gimerick
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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 08:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Hi Allan, and peas be with you too
lemme do the honors, I just used a theme from the previous limerick

There once was a duck who sucked
and also a cat who quacked
the snail bit the horse
I don't know what is worse
'till I saw a horny fish who---


She knew then she was in the crazy farm
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 09:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

she knew then she was in the crazy farm
when nothing could restore the calm
there were no if and or buts
the place was chock ful of nuts
for a cup of coffee she gives her right arm

next: she yelled draw one in a restaurant
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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 09:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

sorry guys, my pc sucks!
*************************
she yelled draw one in a restaurant
it was taken as a tyrant's taunt
what she wanted was a brew
she wasn't a regular, she was new
her retoric went over as a femme jaunt

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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 01:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

should fees be paid for fleas
if only you would tip please
fees are paid for dogs cats and marvins
even he didn't eat earlier and is starvin
but fees are not paid for my friend louise
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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 03:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

No 'next' Marv? This is catching!
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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 04:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

next: his sterility is hereditary
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His sterility is hereditary
no soldiers in his military
his sons will not have none
so shucking is done for fun
no latex is really nessesary

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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

If Hef had no bunnys left
the world will not be bereft
'cept maybe for those jackos
who have too much machismo
if you're one of 'em stop it or you'll go deaf



There once was a witch named Hazel

(Message edited by horvax on November 14, 2008)
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

my favorite witch character lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBksMGKc6U&feature=related
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

There once was a witch named Hilda
who fell in love with a witch named Wilda
Wilda was a greedy beast
a slob and a blob at the least
Hilda got fed up and left her for Gilda

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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

oh sorry I edited it to Hazel, my mistake
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 06:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post


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There once was a witch named Hazel
who ate alot of garlic and basil
her breath was horrific
she thought it was terrific
so she fed some to her pet weasel

(phew!)
next:Tarzan went ape over bananas
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Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 07:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

great comeback!

Tarzan went ape over bananas
he saw them and gave a loud hosana
what type of bananas these are
I don't even wanna go that far
it shocked the spikes off a nearby iguana


After ten treatments the jungle has a new queen
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 04:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

after ten treatments the jungle has a new queen
a very lovable chimp who is not at all mean
only one thing about her so far
she is a chimp called cheetah
and being a cheetah doesn't make the king serene

next:Johny weissmuller married lupi velez
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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 05:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Johnny Weissmuller married Lupi Velez
Lucille Ball married Desi Arnaz
And Marilyn Monroe
Married Joe DiMaggio
But slept with the American prez

next: with bases loaded she got a grand slam
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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 05:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

how about.......

Johnny Weissmuller married Lupi Velez
Whom loved Dr. Seuss, so everyone says
She once had a cat
That wore a Greek hat
And called him "The Cat in the Fez"
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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 06:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

With bases loaded she got a grand slam
how grand to be slammed by sexy Sam
she slid into home plate
while Sam pitched til very late
too bad neither had a webcam

Next:Elvis slipped his pelvis in Thailand
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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 06:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

LOL, great one Denise

Elvis slipped his pelvis in Thailand
And broke his little guy gland
Instead of a sling
For the poor little thing
They tied it up with a red rubber band

next: he now strums his stretchy g-string
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Thanks Dongrammer!

He now strums his stretchy g-string
and still tries hard to sing
tho his voice is a little shaky
cause his guy gland is still achy
poor fellow really needs a new thing

Next:A coon stole the hat of Daniel Boone
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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 07:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

a coon stole the hat of daniel boone
and sold it back to him for a tune at noon
the hat was actually made of beaver
that daniel killed with a cleaver
then cut bread with the four loaf cleaver soon
next:
he used unlucky knife called a four loaf cleaver
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He used unlucky knife called a four loaf cleaver
it was made from the teeth of leftover beaver
the knife won't cut, not even butter
it's really a dud, not a real cutter
he should've used teeth from golden retriever

Next:His cow's milk was utterly buttery



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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 09:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

His cow's milk was utterly buttery
And had all the sheep very muttery
The farmyard tease
spoke of excellent cheese
And the Milkmaid went all tutterly

The pigs' byre was a dog's breakfast
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Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 01:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the pigs byre was a dogs breakfast
thought of eating a barn wouldn't break my fast
it is not tempting
its not what i would eat
but how can any one eat and also fast

next: i am not hungry for food for thought
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I am not hungry for food for thought
I am hungry for the fish I caught
my thinking cap is too tight
I may not have it on right
I'm returning the other cap I bought

Next: Jack Sprat fell and went splat
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Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 12:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Jack Sprat fell and went splat
His wife spawned a mewling brat
What does it mean
Lives small and lean
Spent in turmoil, then that is that

"Always look on the bright side of life..."
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Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 03:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

always look on the bright side of life
even though i never never had a wife
i certainly could have of course
so i never could get a divorce
that's impossible sans trouble and strife

next:the two doctors were a paradox
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Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 08:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

The two doctors were a paradox
both were lovers of bagels and lox
they shared the same office space
and were also of the same race
but neither knew how to treat chicken pox

Next: Her pie was the apple of his eye
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Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 01:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

HER PIE WAS THE APPLE OF HIS EYE
HIS CRUST WAS GOOD FOR ANY GIRL OR GUY
IT WAS BAKED IN ANAPOLIS
FOR HIS SWEET LITTLE MISS
I TRIED JUST A SLICE I CAN NOT DENY

NEXT: MARVIN HAS SOME CRUST TRYING A PIECE
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 05:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Marvin has some crust trying a piece
For he is as hirsute as a hairy beast
Like Elton John
He has a rug upon
But doesn’t need it in the least

next: Sorry Marv, I’m sure you’ve a full head of hair!
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 06:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

marvin has no toupe to pay for

sorry marv i'm sure you've a full head of hair
but unfortunately marv doesn't know where
at the age of 70 he certainly looks heavenly
and is still full of jokes and levity
and his pasta is angel hair beyond compare

next: marv uses his noodle making angel hair pasta
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 07:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Good to see ya Marv!
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marv uses his noodle making angel hair pasta
he has many recipe books behind him to go fasta
a fine noodle indeed
to make pasta at speed
and his brain too will surely outlast ya!

I’m sure Marv's rice is at least twice as nice
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 08:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

I'm sure marv's rice is at least twice as nice
for shish eem ores it is saiflower rice
then there is chumus baba ganoush and takhina
sephardic cooking couldn't be more suprema
then delicious baklavah at half the price

next:my moms recipes still live on
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 02:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

my moms recipes still live on
the stuffed pork and sweet corn pone
I love her glazed hams
and sweet candied yams
so good make you wanna slap someone

Next: Hanna stole Fanna's banner bananas
say it fast 3 times (.'.)
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 02:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

hanna stole fanna's banner bananas
which had appeal to the actors on bonanza
but then again an apple is maryland
or is it anapolis is a merry land
which i say while wearing a bondana

next: marvin's baba ganoush is best.
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 03:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

marvin's baba ganoush is best
my mouth is now watering, with zest
any one meal
i'd have with zeal
or more! before with zzzzz's i'm blest

A man with a full belly sleeps like a baby
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 04:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

A man with a full stomach sleeps like a baby
full of meat, potatoes, and pie maybe
he had 3 servings before he was sated
should have cooked the meat before he ated
now he'll have run-offs, probabely

Next:Farmer Diddle lost his golden fiddle

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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 05:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

farmer diddle lost his golden fiddle
while playing a rhapsody's middle
then he was the music called freilach
while munching with a bagel and lox
as a duet with marvin the yiddle

next:he eats cream cheese and lox on a hot cross bun
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He eats cream cheese and lox on a hot cross bun
while walking out in the hot summer sun
the cream cheese melts, the lox sizzles
the hot cross bun cools down and fizzles
he best have his mint julip on the run

Next: Marvin watched the tequila sun rise
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Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 08:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Marv that tuft of hair on top of your head looks like a mini geyser

Marvin watched the tequila sun rise
with already tequila done eyes
when someone grabbed him and won't let go
for he was starring in a show
"Alfred Hitchcock is on sick leave", said the TV guys


He made Hitchcock into a Prufrock

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mE_5ObzBQ1k

"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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He made Hitchcock into a Prufrock
all adorned in that yellow frock
Alfred was red face mad
when he read the reviews ad
he gave the guy's jaw a hard sock

Next: He ate canned peaches at the Cannes festival
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 12:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

He ate canned peaches at the Cannes festival
Sitting in his coat on the Côte so enjoyable
The French Toast was delicious,
The Omens auspicious
His golden palms flapped happily affable

The Belle Époque ran up the clock
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 05:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

the belle epoque ran up the clock
to another french era that went tic toc
when the lovely girls did the can can
i wish i was there I'm only a man
and i can still feel it mentally adhoc

next:i am going to be heavenly at 70
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 06:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

lol 'loved that one Marv...
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 06:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

i am going to be heavenly at 70
so you can now be devilish aplenty
odd word this… meanwhile
better happywhile, it raises a smile
and we don’t even need any consent-y

Girls like the knotty boys who would
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 09:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

girls like the knotty boys who would
offer a piece of their own wood
the rope tricks cnn be applied
whether they stood or they lied
and they stand akimbo when they could

next: tricky dick was a knotty boy
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 11:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Tricky dick was a knotty boy
dick was a smooth operator and coy
he piled up all the cash
then he made a mad dash
but sadly he could not deploy

Next:Knotty boys can be quite naughty
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 02:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

KNOTTY BOYS CAN BE QUITE NAUGHTY
AND THE PERFORMERS ARE QUITE HAUGHTY
THEIR ACT IS IN POOR TASTE
BUT THEIR CHICKS I HAVE CASED
THEY WONT HAVE A 70 YEAR OLD WHO'S PORTLY

NEXT:BEAUTIFUL WOMEN CALL MARVIN GRANDPA
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Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 03:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Beautiful women call Marvin Grandpa
So has he perhaps sired a few? Oui la la?
Sowing wild oats
floats a few boats
Quoting Annie Hall: "Lah - dee - dah, La - dee - dah"

Mr Hubbard used to sing "Da Doo Ron Ron"
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mr hubbard used to sing "da doo ron ron"
while performing in ,"stripes" on the run
he taught english as a second languge
the students actions were in anguish
so he joined the army when day was done

next: mr murray was in a hurry
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Mr Murray was in a hurry
to sit in on the jury
the trial was for a thief
who stole a woman's kerchief
Murray squinted cause his eyes were blurry

Next: Mr Sheen gave up the green


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Mr Sheen gave up the green
For he was determined to be clean
He scrubbed and scrubbed
Rubbed and rubbed
Till he was obsessive/compulsive, know what I mean?

He caned his sugar, so she wasn't sweet
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HE CANED HIS SUGAR, SO SHE WASN'T SWEET
THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS OWN SUITE
HE WANTED TO BE BACK IN THE SADDLE
BUT HE LEFT THAT WHEN HE WAS IN SEATTLE
SO THEY SETTLED FOR HIS LOLLY POP TREAT

NEXT: GENE AUTRY WAS BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
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Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 05:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Gene Autry was back in the saddle again
This time on Rudolph who won’t complain
Then Sanity Claus came to town
With sidekick frosty snowman, an evil clown
They shot poor Roy Rogers… with a six-gun slain

Marshall Dillon and Chester were good pals
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Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 06:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Marshall Dillon and Chester were pals
They each had an eye for the gals
But Matt Dillon's gun
Came up short and outdone
Which sure didn't help his morale-s

Next: The girls thought that Chester was sexy
...the best is yet to be
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The girls thought that Chester was sexy
The way he slurred was downright hex-y
He didn’t dodge the gals
Though he and Matt were MORE than pals
And this got Miss Kitty pretty darn feisty

Doc Adam’s family had up ‘n left
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Doc Adams family had up'n left
poor Doc was left because of his cleft
Mrs Adams said you can't come with us
maybe you can room with ol' Festus
The two of you can hold down the town theft

Next Red Skelton painted the town red
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red skelton painted the town red
no groucho marx heres karl instead
then their was mccarthyism
asking who believes in communism
joe said it's better dead than red

next: I am a proud american
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I am a proud american
and an even prouder Texan
tho our democracy is crumbling
and our leader is bungling
I still believe we can, yes we can can

Next: Viagra raised Lincoln's flag


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viagra raised lincolns flag
his erection results were in the bag
according to the ambassador from japan
it is dually noted he still can
but await a few years it will all sag

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'Loved those last two folks! Especially these lines from you Marv: 'viagra raised lincolns flag
his erection results were in the bag' ~ very chuckleworthy indeed!
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A knight tonight and every knight
Made marrying for Maid Marion not right
Robin’ Peter to lay Paul
Her un-chastity did appal
And of Friar Tuck we’ll not speak tonight!

The Sheriff of Nottingham had no star
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the sheriff of nottingham had no star
not being jewish it was not of david by far
he harrased poor poor robin hood
while the good monk wore a hood
for this he was thrown out of the bar

next: robin hood worked for arrow shirts
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Robin Hood worked for arrow shirts
But not mafia hoods. That really hurts!
Making an offer
That he doth proffer
A little persuasion and the truth truly spurts

There were naughty nights in Nottingham Forest
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There were naughty knights in Nottingham forest
And as thieves were the sorriest of sorest
They stole from the tykes
All of their bikes
And even the petals from the local florist

next: A petal-less pansy from Saint Peter's

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A petal-less pansy from Saint Peter's
Got pollen imbibed in Rome's parking meters
It was a fine mess
All over his dress
Giving many pontiffs sneeze-repeaters

Another fine dress you got me into!
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Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 08:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Another fine dress you got me into!
complained the cucumber of the cheddar bleu
the whole salad was dressing
but the cucumber was fussing
and its fuss continued to the crunch, adieu!


Vegetables are heroic indeed

(Message edited by horvax on November 20, 2008)
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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'Nice one Jo!

Vegetables are heroic indeed
Especially with mustard seed
A dollop of sauce
Gives us pause
To really relish our feed

Lettuce prey said the murderous mite of Mayo
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LETTUCE PREY SAID THE MURDEROUS MITE OF MAYO
LET US ALONE WITHOUT DRESSING SAID PAT FROM MAYO
THE TWO WENT DOWN TO JAMAICA
HE TRIED VERY HARD TO MAKE HER
BUT THEY BOTH GOT UP AND SANG A CHORUS OF DAYO

NEXT: THEY'RE DOWN THE WAY AND KNIGHTS ARE GAY
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Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 12:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

They're down the way and knights are gay
When men were men and sheep nervous, say?
The knights who say "Ni"
Are more than a little "Bi"
And they will swing nightly EITHER way...

A remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue
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a remarkable bird the norwegian blue
who has a beautiful metalic hue
it glows and glows where ere it would go
it was this birds way of saying hello
till it got caught twixt a hawk and a kangaroo

next: One egg said it's better laid then never
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One egg said it's better laid then never
The other confessed it was all aquiver
Then Cupid's arrow
killed a sparrow
And there were no eggs again... ever

Mae out west was clearly glad to see me
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'Loved the surreal end to your last Marv...
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mae out west was clearly glad to see me
so w.c. fields i will certainly be
though her goodness had nothing do with it
she was still was a great hit with her wit
and she certainly can come up and see me

next: mae had tiny feet/ nothing grows in the shade

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mae had tiny feet/ nothing grows in the shade
they say well built, but she was lovingly MADE
a great superstructure
and another feature...
speedy witty sayings in a sexy cascade

Dolly and Mae in an elevator... a real squeeze
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dolly and mae in an elevator a real squeeze
quick put me in between right now please
both had super small feet
but who would notice it's no feat
now I am going to dance when god sees
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Dolly and Mae in an elevator a real squeeze
I pray that neither one has to sneeze
both carry very large melons
they should be declared felons
and charged elevator overload fees

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marvin has that cool whip-appeal
ecspecially when a young chick will peal
after a belly dance and tango
and two tickets by fan dango
for what i see my lips will seal

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Marvins lips will seal
this time but other times they reveal
silence in this case is golden
Marvins lips flap way too often
I guess he has way too much lip a zeal

Next: The waitress gave good lip service


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the waitress gave good lip service
and she wasn't a least bit bit nervous
she was down on her knees
boy can she sure please
she was only picking up our fallen derbys

next: you think the waitress was doing something else
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Lol! Marv.. naughty, naughty!
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you think the waitress was doing something else?
perhaps drinking a little heady alka-seltz?
no, she was rescuing a hat
whaddya think about that?
Naughty minds were racing like the Derby pelts!

"Would YOU mind waiting?", asked the waiter
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"Would YOU mind waiting?", asked the waiter
"Whilst I go see an exterminator"
"Seems my armpits
Are infested with nits
And fall in the soup when I cater"

Next: A kilt wearing waiter from Aberdeen
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a kilt wearing waiter from aberdeen
was actually a beautiful colleen
she enjoyed her jamesons and paddys
and was in reality patty the caddie
if you read my poetry you know she's mean

next:Patty the caddie did what
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A kilt wearing waiter from Aberdeen
Caught his underwear in a bread machine
So please don't try
The salami on rye
Or the crab pate on saltine

next: the chef makes a mean liverwurst
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Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 06:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Sorry Marv..... back to Paddy
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the chef makes a mean liverwurst
and a terrific tasting brachwurst
but his greatest dish
is his kasha knish
but his pastrami on rye is the worst

next: paddie the caddie did what
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paddie the caddie did what
did he flog the cheshire cat
or was paddie dipping in the rye
said he just had a lazy eye
cunning paddie the caddie did that

next: Felix the cat drank irish whiskey
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Felix the cat drank some Irish whiskey
Tom and Jerry joined the picnic with glee
They drank until drunk
Till Jerry went plunk
Felix and Tom shrugged then ate him with brie!

In Dublin his short shots went down with ease

Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes
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In Dublin his short shots went down with ease
he washed it down with some crackers and cheese
but his stomach began to bubble
and his bladder began to double
short shots turned into long poots & pees

Next:His gas was never bought for some reason
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HIS GAS WAS NEVER BOUGHT FOR SOME REASON
EVEN FOR A MERE FARTLING IT WAS NOT IN SEASON
THERE WAS NO WAY TO CATCH IT
TO WAS NO WAY TO CONTAIN A LIT
EVEN THOUGH OUR NEED FOR GAS WAS INCREASIN

NEXT: HE THOUGHT HE WAS IN SHOW BUSINESS
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He thought he was in show business
But instead he was in a low business
Polly ticking
and lie making
All he was in was a great big mess

Show biz had more glitz than celeb titz
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Show biz had more glitz than celeb titz
Unless you're viewing those racy tidbitz
If you watch a scene
With your nose to the screen
Your eyes will be poked by niplitz

next: Kaneix's eyes are quite criss-crossed
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Kaneix's eyes are quite criss-crossed
After being scrambled and tossed
He was watching Mae West
Bouncing her chest
And they paid the ultimate cost

next: A cross-eyed Scottish bard
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A cross-eyed Scottish bard
In his eyelids put glass shard
For he knew his pupils
Had no scruples
And this kept them from getting hard

next: a big breasted gal from Cheyenne
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A big breasted gal from Cheyenne
who goes by the name of Chesty Brianne
she was famous like Amos for her cookie
she shared the profits with her bookie
it was Mr and Mrs Chester Kiyanne

Next: Cookie Shortcake was short of dough

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Cookie Shortcake was short of dough
So she put on a strip-tease show
One excitable Scot
Whose eyes were bloodshot
Tossed her a thousand or so

next: A toothless old geezer from Perth
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A TOOTHLESS OLD GEEZER FROM PERTH
WAS AUSTRALIAN FROM HIS BIRTH
WHO IN THE WORLD WAS IT THAT KNEW
HIS TEETH WAS KICKED OUT BY A KANGAROO
AND THEY FELL RIGHT DOWN TO THE EARTH

NEXT:FLYNN FROM HOBART WASN'T VERY SMART
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Flynn from Hobart wasn't very smart
we all knew it from the very start
like a horse he chewed the bit
he kept a mouthful of tobacco spit
Hobart made speaking a disgusting art

Next: Wee Winny had lunch with Teeny Weeny
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Wee Winny had lunch with Teeny Weeny
discussed the nitty gritty to be not wee or teeny
Winny said, "I rather like it really."
"Oh for heaven's sake you're already a wee Winny,"
said Teeny Weeny,"Don't also be a ninny pinny!"


The arguing weenies gave hunny bunny collywobbles


"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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The arguing weenies gave hunny bunny collywobbles
And she chastised them greatly for dysfunctional gobbles
Grumbling now they go
Through wintry new blown snow
In search of new disputations together to cobbles

Once upon a time there was a land of Nod
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once upon a time there was a land of nod
which sold robert stevenson clothes by the yard
he would run down the aisle like any girl or boy
but what he really wanted was a brand new toy
so he started writing stories and thats not hard

next:kaneix was refering to which land of nod
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kaneix was refering to which land of nod
the land where you lay your head on gentle sod
the land of sleep
that our souls doth keep
until the morn when we onward plod

There was another land called erehwon
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there was another land called erehwon
which is nowhere it has not yet begun
it was described by frank lloyd wright
who was just implying it's trite
that was just his way of poking fun

next: frank lloyd was not always right.
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Frank Lloyd was not always right
somtimes he was quite contrite
he knew erehwon was always nowhere
and syawla has always been there
lloydy Frank must you always be Wright

Next: Wilson Pickett threw a pick at Will's son
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wilson picket threw a pick at will's son
and is now spending time in cell one
not one passerby got hurt
inspite of the actual of pduedo mirth
nothing is solved till he's given time to be done

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He said time wounds all heals
well said where he takes his meals
his celly's feet are very smelly
better smell that than lay on his belly
his time does not contain any such frills

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gas station gus tried to feel her tank
and away his hand she would yank
how dare you put your hand right there
right atop my golden soft derriere
you are treating me as if i were rank

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was in the hole sale business 10 years hence
but the bottom fell out and things got tense
past became present
and in futures resent
so I walked out to sit on a hedge fund fence

The only permanent is the firmament
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the only permament is the firmament
this is truly a confirmed super event
i guess one supposes that moses had hoses
red sea came apart due to the hoses of moses
which is at best biblically pemament

next: he proved paper can not refuse ink
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He proved paper can not refuse ink
The Gutenberg genesis, think and stink
Good and bad
Happy and sad
There’s no development without its link

Bob was no dope and did provide hope
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bob was no dope and did provide hope
he entertained ones fighting those who interlope
he also entertained masses with movies and tv
he came into the homes of all like you and me
and he spoke against dictator calling each a dope

next: a dinah shore was no prehistoric lizard
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Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 04:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

lol! 'Loved your creative thought on this one Marv... dinah shore indeed!
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a dinah shore was no prehistoric lizard
unlike our comedian mr eddie izzard
though not a dino
an in-between-o
likes cross dressing, a tinsel blizzard

Betty Boop always got in hot soup
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betty boop always got in hot soup
while entertaining a military troop
she'd sing out a tune
as a artistic cartoon
when playing a speakeasy near the loop

next: they played zhivago in chicago
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they played zhivago in chicago
with Sharif and Streisand incommunicado
accuracy was tried
but got truly fried
the only problem was… no snow

Streisand was already a star when born
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STREISAND WAS ALREADY A STAR WHEN BORN
PROBABLY JUST AS GREAT AS LENA HORNE
SHE WAS NEVER KNOWN AS A GREAT SAGE
IN SPITE OF BEING BORN AT AN EARLY AGE
BUT WAS AT HER BRIGHTEST EVERY MORN

NEXT: STREISAND AS FANNY WAS FUNNY
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Streisand as Fanny was Funny
My fav was 'What's Up Doc?' ~ v. sunny
Her and Ryan O'Neal
A hilarious deal
They made me a very happy bunny!

'Lady and the Tramp' was my first love
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lady and the tramp was my first love
after that was the sight of a mourning dove
whether it was dogs cats or birds
gods creativity was the last words
because it all begins with the man above

next:marching animals shouted woof purr and tweet
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hearing rain he said," ark at this mdear;"
she said we are living in 2008/what do i hear
he always thought he was in shakespearian time
and spoke like that always way before his prime
you spoke in the language of now he said no way

next: i was to ring door bell 2b or not 2b
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marching animals shouted woof purr and tweet
and the tigers wondered which ones they’d eat
herding cats
and guiding gnats
the whole thing’s enough to make the sheep pair bleat

Hearing rain he remarked, “'Ark at that m’dear!”
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Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 07:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Hearing rain he remarked, “'Ark at that m’dear!
said a jackal to another very low on cheer
"I don't want to be sacrilegious,"
it said, "I never meant to be religious"
"my fellow guffawer, in heaven there is no beer."


I was to ring doorbell 2b or not 2b
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 09:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

i was to ring doorbell 2b or not 2b
shakespeare had only knockers i see
this is a major anachronism
it could never be a hamletism
and would be a real sight to see

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Kaneix
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Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 01:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Marvin was promoted from 2a to 2b
2r is human 2 4-give for divinity
4 me
i jus b
without time 2 think, wot will b will b

The Prisoner said, "I'll b c n u"
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Kaneix
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Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 01:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Hey, I think we passed through the Twilight Zone somewhere back there!
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 03:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

THE PRISONER SAID I'LL B C N U
OR AS ITS SAID IN ETHIOPIA ABYSINIA
BUT PRISONER IS BEHIND BARS
ENJOYING DRINKS FIT FOR CZARS
AND SAID i'LL STAY RIGHT HERE THATS TRUE

NEXT:HE SANG SOLO NO ONE CAN HEAR
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Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 07:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

He sang solo no one can hear
He's Hans Solo, Obiwan comes here
he's hung so low
oops just following the flow!
His hands sow lo! no one comes near

In praise of limericks

Limericks are my favorite things
its historys' quite revealing
that verses and rhymes
and ballads divine
are just as aged as smart alecking

1300 limerick

Ewe bleateth after lamb
Low'th after calve coo
Bullock starteth
Bucke farteth---
Merry sing cuckoo!

ars limericka anonymous

The limerick packs laugh anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
but the good ones I've seen
so seldom are clean
and the clean ones so seldom are comical

popular limericks...

There was an old man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
but his daughter, named Nan
ran away with a man
and as for the bucket, Nantucket

...smart aleck's replies...

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(the man and the girl with a bucket)
and he said to the man
"you're welcome to Nan"
but as for the bucket, Pawtucket

another smart aleck...

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset
where he still held the cash as an asset
and Nan and the man
stole the money and ran
and as for the bucket, Manhasset

my favorites are what Allan calls "surreal"

The reverend Henry Ward Beecher
called a hen a most elegant creature
the hen, pleased with that
laid an egg in his hat---
and thus did the hen reward Beecher

Not to be classy as Christian Lacroix
to Paris I want to journeoix,
absurd it may seem
is my quite simple whim:
how horvax will be changed to horvoix


next: Obviously I have nothing better to dioux
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Horvax
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Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 08:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

other choices:

Mike Olon wrote a book called: "My Colon"

The turkey once said to a ham

Of all the young roosters in Brewster

I still have nothing better to dioux



(Message edited by horvax on November 26, 2008)
"An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"

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Kaneix
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Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Jo, marvellous work indeed...
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Kaneix
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Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Obviously I have nothing better to dioux
Than sit and write limericks for you
But them I like
So it’s a spike
And if you don’t like ‘em well… boo!

He didn't like cricket, by jiminy no!
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 03:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

he didn't like cricket, by jiminy no!
she didn't like jiminy that is so
they werent any wheres near a match
so she went back to her home in dog patch
and that is the story of miss so and so

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Kaneix
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Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 05:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

there was a seamtress named mrs sew and sew
she was married to a joiner mr go and go
between them it worked
but something lurked
he saw gee gaws and she saw see saw, no?

In 'Soap' if you weren't confused you soon would be
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

IN "SOAP" IF YOU WEREN'T CONFUSED YOU SOON WOULD BE
SO DON'T CARVE A WOOD BEE THAT COULD BE YOU OR ME
DON'T LET THE SOAP LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE YOU'RE A DOPE
BECAUSE A GENIUS LIKE A POPE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EVERY SOAP
AND LIKE THIS LIMERICK IT CERTAINLY WOULD BE CONFUSING TO ME
NEXT:MARVIN IS CONFUSED BY HIS OWN LIMERICK
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Kaneix
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Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 02:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

lol

Marvin is confused by his own limerick
But that's okay if it gives you a kick
Not like a mule
More of a fuel
Better than an apple a day to stop you being sick

That last line is a mite too long
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Marvin_goldfarb
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Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 06:18 pm:   Edit Post