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Ken (Lovemepoetry)
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Username: Lovemepoetry
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 09:54 am: | 
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ALL ENTRIES HAVE BEEN SEEN---THE WINNER WILL SOON BE ON THE SCREEN---WILL IT BE A KING OR A QUEEN--LOOK FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN IT IS TIME FOR IT TO BEGIN---A LINK TO A WEB SITE WILL BE SHOWN-----AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW THE HOLDER OF THE WISH PEN--------SO UNTIL THEN WISH AND MOAN
ENTER THE WISH PEN CHALLENGE--IT IS FUN
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Currently I am working on a 1500 acre tract in Tenn and need CALTALPA seeds to replant and create the needed bio-diversity also I need TURKS HEAD oak acorns ----any help will be appeciated by mother nature------currently the deer and wild turkey are in large numbers and the project is 80 % complete
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Marianne (Poetic_muses)
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Username: Poetic_muses
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 05:00 am: |
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Here's the Link: 
Stuck In An Elevator With Ken
http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/93/poem_782516.html
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Don't know if I did this right, but I thought I'd challenge myself into something just as funny as your inkings. **HUGS**
My friend Ken!
Marianne (Poetic_muses)
(Message edited by poetic_muses on October 04, 2005)
"Every Poet is an Artist in their Own Mind"
~Marianne G~
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Ken (Lovemepoetry)
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Username: Lovemepoetry
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2005 - 06:30 am: |
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A BIG BLACK BIRD===========
LEFT a calling card word==========
That this here challenge's length is absurd ===============
NOW that is what i heard=========
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So as of now=========
I make a new vow=========
The challenge will end=======
On WEDNESDAY my friend===========
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And on FRIDAY a winner will be=======
MAYBE A HE=========
MAYBE A SHE=========
But it can't be me==========
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If you enter it could be thee=======
Even if it is not twenty======
Yes even if it is only three========
Because I am the boss you see======
Currently I am working on a 1500 acre tract in Tenn and need CALTALPA seeds to replant and help create the bio-diversity that existed before this area was cut for timber and agriculture also I need TURKS HEAD oak acorns ----any help will be appeciated by mother nature------currently the deer and wild turkey are in large numbers and the project is 80 % complete===a large lake is full of bass and pan fish-----but the beaver are in excess supply
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Ken (Lovemepoetry)
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Username: Lovemepoetry
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2005 - 06:06 am: |
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THE WILES OF A FEMALE========
BRING SMILES TO A HE MALE======
KEEP UP THE GOOD work---now people enter this contest or i might be outa work---i can't be an apprentice any more----thanks to the wiles of a female vamp
Currently I am working on a 1500 acre tract in Tenn and need CALTALPA seeds to replant and help create the bio-diversity that existed before this area was cut for timber and agriculture also I need TURKS HEAD oak acorns ----any help will be appeciated by mother nature------currently the deer and wild turkey are in large numbers and the project is 80 % complete===a large lake is full of bass and pan fish-----but the beaver are in excess supply
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Jacie Stralko Duca (Jmduca)
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Username: Jmduca
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2005 - 12:32 am: |
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I was looking mighty purdy
All dressed in fine attire
Going for a job inteview
Hoping I'd be the one they'd hire
I got explicit directions
And was running right on time
THEN came the elevator
Which wasn't looking quite too prime
Slowly the doors opened
And much to my surprise
There were people I dare say 20
Looking back into my eyes
I smiled and climbed inside
Pushing the button to floor 13
Twas then I noticed the foulest smell
Bad breath and stinky feet
And something in between
I wished that this elevator
Would stop on any floor
Although walking flights of steps
I simply do abhor
Ohhh weee the stench was overpowering
Yet no one spoke a word
Then the biggest bodily outlet came
The loudest I think I've ever heard
My eyes were tearing up and then
The elevator stopped or was it merely by chance?
Out from the back came Mr. Donald Trumpp
Who obviously ...... had just pooped his pants
I reckon even rich folks
Have had a mishap or two
Would I ride again with the Donald on boared
HECK YES.... now wouldn't you?
Apprentice Position Filled ~Jacie~
~Jacie Stralko Duca~
JMDUCA@webtv.net
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Ken (Lovemepoetry)
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Username: Lovemepoetry
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 07:00 am: |
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THIS old man made a promise of twenty
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And he thinks that is plenty
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But with more experiences in elevators with beautiful young lasses that are taunty
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HE just might lose count and never get to twenty
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A dirty old man can have wishes tooooo
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What he needs now is some of that forever young feeln' brew
Currently I am working on a 1500 acre tract in Tenn and need CALTALPA seeds to replant and help create the bio-diversity that existed before this area was cut for timber and agriculture also I need TURKS HEAD oak acorns ----any help will be appeciated by mother nature------currently the deer and wild turkey are in large numbers and the project is 80 % complete===a large lake is full of bass and pan fish-----but the beaver are in excess supply
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Niecie Manda (Niecie_manda)
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Username: Niecie_manda
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 06:26 am: |
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Tis a bit long, I’m afraid, but for those of you who take the time to read it, I hope it’s worth your while! Smiles!
Just another long day beginning this hour
I really wish it wasn't true
How I long for some magical power
To make my wish come true
The elevator is waiting for me
To step aboard and climb
Up to my floor, level 3
And I'm already running behind
As I step in, I realize
I'm all alone, save one
The doors close, but not my eyes
When the stranger pulls out a gun
"Now don't you fret, Missy May,
This thing don't even work.
I'm returning it to the store today
To get back my money's worth."
He introduces himself as Ken,
Then winks a playful eye..
He aims at the controls, but then
We stop, to his surprise.
In the shock of disbelief,
Ken drops the gun to the floor
“Well, I’ll be a tadpole!,” said he,
“If this ever happened before.”
I look at my watch, 10 minutes late!
I run to call for help
But the button was in bad shape
So I cry, “Help! Help! HELP!”
Desperation leaves me dumb
“I can’t die here! It’s not my time!”
Then I spot the guilty gun
And aim it at Ken, the poor guy
Ken pleads and pleads
For me to find a better way
Suddenly, I drop to my knees
And start to hyperventilate
I’m stuck in the elevator,
Because of this gun,
This is no simulator,
And no help will come…
I pass out, my heart stops,
And in outer body view
I can see me and Pops
I don’t know what he will do
Being the gentleman he is,
Ken starts CPR
Though it looks like a kiss
God bless his heart…
Just as I’m coming to,
The doors are pried free,
The rescue workers look confused
Why is this man kissing me?
Ken’s face is flushed pink
I can hardly catch my breath
All that I can think
Is this man just stopped my death
As I explain what happened to the cops
I don’t catch Mr. Ken’s wink
For what I had thought was heroic of Pops
Wasn’t as heroic as we think
Hehehe, all in fun! I hope you can forgive me for putting a twist on the idea you gave us in WOP. Good luck with your contest.
Btw, why don’t you make the # you’re waiting for 15 instead of 20?
I bleed ink.
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Sherry (Sher)
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Username: Sher
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 04:24 pm: |
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Ok ken...here is mine...hope you enjoy..
"Riding In Elevators"
I hate to ride on elevators
but sometimes I must.
Cannot get up the steps
This seems so unjust.
I am very claustrophobic
Been that way all my life
Being backed in a corner
Gives me so much strife.
Heart starts racing badly
Perspiring at the brow
Why is this happening to me?
I have to get through this somehow.
My biggest fear has happened
"Stuck in an elevator", Feels like I can't breathe
Thinking the end must be near
Deciding on what I'll bequeath.
Thank you so much,
Heaven's Own
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Ken (Lovemepoetry)
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Username: Lovemepoetry
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 04:15 pm: |
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WE HAVE 10---WE NEED 10 more
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HALF WAY TO THE TOP
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NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO STOP
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MAKE THE OLD WISH PEN POP
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GET YOUR POEM IN BEFORE THE PEN DOES DROP
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THE PHRASE TO USE:"STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR"
GUYS WHO DO YOU WANT----THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND SHIPS
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OR LADIES ELVIS THAT WIGGLED HIS ADORABLE HIPS
Currently I am working on a 1500 acre tract in Tenn and need CALTALPA seeds to replant and help create the bio-diversity that existed before this area was cut for timber and agriculture also I need TURKS HEAD oak acorns ----any help will be appeciated by mother nature------currently the deer and wild turkey are in large numbers and the project is 80 % complete===a large lake is full of bass and pan fish-----but the beaver are in excess supply
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Jacie Stralko Duca (Jmduca)
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Username: Jmduca
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2005 - 11:38 pm: |
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If I had to be stuck in an elevator
I would like it to be with Donald Trumpp
They say that he is claustraphobic
I'd be such a sugar lump
Giving him comfort and calm talk
Sweet soothsayer I'd be
Thinking of all his MONEY
I'd offer my services for a slight fee
I would stroke his thin wig and tell him
We are going to be truly just fine
And when the doors open on level ground
The next apprentice position IS MINE!!!! ~Jacie~
~Jacie Stralko Duca~
JMDUCA@webtv.net
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janice marie (Janice_marie)
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Username: Janice_marie
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2005 - 05:14 pm: |
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Stuck in an Elevator
By Janice Marie
I can hardly breathe
You will never guess
Who just got in the elevator
And there is no other here
Just me
Eyes of blue and that wonderful smile
I would love to keep him around for awhile
Looking at him through the corner of my eye
I would love to talk to him but I am so shy
He must have sensed my unease
For he turned slightly and smiled at me
He asked me my name and I was tongue tied
All I could do was look at his gorgous eyes
That smile of his widened more
As he started to laugh and asked me once more
I said my name is Janice and what is yours?
I covered my mouth with my hand and turned beet red
Just then the elevator came to a stop
It seemed that we were stuck on the top
He pressed all the buttons but it wouldn’t start
There must be a broken part
I will never forget that special day
Talking to Mel Gibson and passing the time away
©all rights reserved Janice Marie
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Ken (Lovemepoetry)
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Username: Lovemepoetry
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2005 - 09:35 am: |
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Unless I misscounted only 9 entries are entered to date---we need 11 more to declae a winner--only one entry per person----and I may not enter---with me being the judge---guess who would win-----do a favor for yourself and me and enter this challenge
THE PHRASE::::STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR
Marilyn Monroe is available for the guys----and BRIDGET BARDOW will turn into a 20 year old sex kitten in the elevator if you wish-----or you have the choice of HELEN of TROY or anyone of your picking---the time clock is in your hands-----the girls---well i am not good at picking guys s you dream on----now you can always choose me--if nothing else comes to mindand i am sure BUBBY would volunteer for a few hours---but the ladies have the call---it is not necessary to take that route as long as the phrase is used--the winner gets the wish granted in the land of MUSE------Then that winner will judge the next WISH PEN CHALLENGE-----remember the winning poe will be placed in a gallery with you name--date and challenge phrase---with a link to you profile----so write and get them in===make my job difficult----at the end of the contest i will read and comment on all poems so the last poem will be treated the same as the first---to date i have not studied all poems in this first contest if you wish to edit your poem or submit another do so---but never again will this chance be given unless the winner wishes to grant the same extra work to judge
THE PHRASE:::STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR
Currently I am working on a 1500 acre tract in Tenn and need CALTALPA seeds to replant and help create the bio-diversity that existed before this area was cut for timber and agriculture also I need TURKS HEAD oak acorns ----any help will be appeciated by mother nature------currently the deer and wild turkey are in large numbers and the project is 80 % complete===a large lake is full of bass and pan fish-----but the beaver are in excess supply
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Philip Lee Scott (Choochoophil)
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Username: Choochoophil
| | Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2005 - 12:46 pm: |
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I could resist this ironic chuckle..It is a true story..all be blessed..In God we trust..Philip
Stuck In An Elevator
http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/93/poem_779973.html
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Syndee Olney (Syndee)
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Username: Syndee
| | Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2005 - 08:33 am: |
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Ok here's my small contribution. This is all I was able to come up with, but hey I did it!!! LOL
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Stuck in an elevator
This is something new
If I were to be stuck in an elevator
I wish I'd be stuck with you
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra -- Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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Mari (Lua)
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Username: Lua
| | Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2005 - 04:10 am: |
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I made a mistake on my post and can't edit it now. I'd like to change the 1st line of the last stanza to "The crying has ruined my voice"
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Mari (Lua)
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Username: Lua
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2005 - 05:49 pm: |
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Ah, I liked the theme you chose to this challenge 
Here is my contribution, a Quatern
I wished to go very high
Stepped into an elevator
To shout my immense love to him
hoping my feelings not to dim
The 55th floor, my destination
I wished to go very high
And let my heart speak out freely
Show the world how big love can be
But for my horror I got stuck
Alone in the elevator
I wished to go very high
Instead all I could do was cry
So much cry has ruined my voice
Not able to shout - just whisper
My words I didn’t spread in the sky
I wished to go very high…
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Barbara Gilmer (Puckeredupducky)
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Username: Puckeredupducky
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 07:54 pm: |
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Here is my piece of lunacy for the challenge. I posted it so here is the link. Barbara
http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/93/poem_779501.html
smiling out loud..... Barbara
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Linda E. Newman (Lindanewman)
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Username: Lindanewman
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 02:23 pm: |
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Where does this say that the phrase "stuck in an elevator" has to be used???
Peace and Love,
^^LINDA^^
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deborah shepard (Fairystar50)
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Username: Fairystar50
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 02:19 pm: |
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If I had one golden wish for all heavens chime
It would be to see the rainbow in hues
To follow the strands to you
To see the others side as one glance
To walk with your in my romance
If I had wish to be there
To share all the beauty in the silver chord to where
Could you stand in the breathe to mine
I wish this for all my time
Debby
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Pam Winn (Pava)
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Username: Pava
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 02:07 pm: |
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~ Kule idea, Ken! Okay, here's my contribution, my best imitation of style a la PawPaw Ken (without all the equal signs!):
Stuck in an elevator,
Each moment getting later!
Always a lazy queen:
Ride to the mezzanine.
If I had used the stair
I'd be in open air
Filling my buffet plate.
I know now if I ate,
That lard beneath my skin
Would get me stuck again!
Thanks, LMP, this was fun!
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Lesa J. Gay (Aspiring_angel)
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Username: Aspiring_angel
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 02:00 pm: |
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Couldn't let a challenge of yours Ken go by. Not real sure if it is to be posted here but decided to leave the link for you instead.
Drifting To The Land Of Muse
http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/93/poem_779418.html
Love,
Lesa
Lesa Gay Aspiring Angel
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hateanddestroy (Hateanddestroy)
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Username: Hateanddestroy
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 10:01 am: |
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just a quickie penned on my five minute coffee break. H.
stuck in an elevator somewhere between
the 23rd floor and a dimming eternity,
after an hour or so i began to hallucinate
to compensate for the lack
of visual stimulation
and comfort my fear
of airless closed in spaces.
it took but a wish and in a flash i flew
as a swift whose life is spent in the air
shadowing the moon and following the sun
that would never again set in my world.
for hours it seemed i circled the earth
and the starry vault of heaven. i learned to sing
and mate on the wing, sip silvery rain
and lived on morning dew
until the Otis man came and clipped my wings
and the better part of my soul,
returned me again to my paper strewn cage
on the ground floor of my airless world.
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janice marie (Janice_marie)
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Username: Janice_marie
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 09:09 am: |
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Wishes
By Janice Marie
If I had one wish it would be
That you would always love me
Hold me in your heart and soul
As if I were your precious gold
If I had one wish it would be
That you would hold me tight
And never let me go
No matter what the plight
If I had one wish it would be
That all of your thoughts
Were all of me
And only me
If I had one wish it would be
That all of your ambitions
You strive for
Would always include me
If I had one wish it would be
That you would never be unhappy
And that it was never caused by me
If I had one wish it would be
That joy and laughter
Would fill your life
And that I would never cause you strife
If I had one wish it would be
That no matter what you asked of me
I would be able to do with a smile
And that I could be with you for awhile
If I had one wish it would be
That all your days and nights
Would be spent in my arms
Loving and holding me tight
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janice marie (Janice_marie)
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Username: Janice_marie
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 09:06 am: |
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LOVEmePOETRY (Lovemepoetry)
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Username: Lovemepoetry
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 08:46 am: |
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COME ONE COME ALL====the challenge is open to all----write your poem post it here--if it is awarded the STAR WISH PEN----then you will have your wish granted in MUSE LAND
RED WRITER----a new Supreme Court with an attitude to uphold the constitution and allow the ammendment process to make broad changes in public policy will go a long way in bringing back a respect to the rule of law in our UNITED STATES.
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