The Limerick Gimerick Challenge

Welcome to another new FOS creation! Limerick Gimerick works very simply:

- Each person writes a limerick using the "character" provided by the previous person

- After writing your limerick, leave a "character" for the next person

- Please refrain from using explicit language in this area. This is a family site, and we will not push the envelope for bawdiness in our limericks.

Simple as that! If you post a limerick using the same character as the person used who posted immediately before you, simply write another using that person's character to keep the line moving.

Duh... Dragon Man... what's a limerick?

I'll attempt to put it quite simply. A limerick is a humorous verse that gives a character, tells about him, and then usually makes a joke of him. By "him" I mean, of course, male OR female.

Limericks have five lines, and the rhyme scheme is typically "aabba." This is the typical meter/syllable count of limericks: Limerick lines 1, 2, & 5 use anapest trimeter - anapest feet meaning two soft beats followed by a strong beat, or syllable sound - this equals around 9 syllables. Lines 3 & 4 use anapest dimeter, or approx. 6 syllables.

Line 1 - give the character
Line 2 - tell something about the character
Lines 3 & 4 - give his actions
Line 5 - punchline!!

By character I mean like, "a man from Nantucket" or "a girl from Napal." In line one you usually tell where the character is from.

Enough! That's the general framework of the limerick - for more information, LOOK IT UP! LOL - Seriously, any research is welcome.

So again, write your limerick using the character just given, and then give the character for the next post, like "a dragon of Bronze."

Have fun!

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Author Message   Rainspirit Starlite Moderator Username: Rainspirit Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 11:28 am:    A little refresher on what this thread is about: A limerick is a humorous verse that gives a character, tells about him, and then usually makes a joke of him. By "him" I mean, of course, male OR female. Limericks have five lines, and the rhyme scheme is typically "aabba." This is the typical meter/syllable count of limericks: Limerick lines 1, 2, & 5 use anapest trimeter - anapest feet meaning two soft beats followed by a strong beat, or syllable sound - this equals around 9 syllables. Lines 3 & 4 use anapest dimeter, or approx. 6 syllables. Line 1 - give the character Line 2 - tell something about the character Lines 3 & 4 - give his actions Line 5 - punchline!! Example: There once was a princess named Rose, And where she is now, no one knows. It is rumored she fled, Or at least, so it's said, From a prince with a very long nose. (anonymous) That reminder in place...this is how we had originally set this up! .....Each person writes a limerick using the "character" provided by the previous person - After writing your limerick, leave a "character" or a first line with your character at the end for the next person - Please refrain from using explicit language in this area. This is a family site, and we will not push the envelope for bawdiness in our limericks. Let's try to get back nto this format in The Limerick Gimerick Challenge Thanks Poets...have fun Renee (Challenge Coordinator)   Rainspirit Starlite Moderator Username: Rainspirit Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 11:36 am:    Ummm let's start out with the name "Louise"....any takers?   Kajuncutie Starlite Member Username: Kajuncutie Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 12:02 pm:    In the town of Charm there lived Louise A beauty she was, a leprechaun's squeeze He reached up to her middle So she called him 'sweet widdle' And he'd smile and just say 'oh pweeze' Next: There was once a goose in Burma (Message edited by kajuncutie on October 22, 2008) Do not speak to me loudly so that I might hear you... speak to me softly so that I might listen. ****** Writing is my passion. Reading is my escape. Living is my reward.   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 01:07 pm:    There was a goose living in Burma Who was married to a pachyderma And when they made love With the pachy above The goose was squished in terra firma Next: A blonde secretary named Hannah ...the best is yet to be   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 01:50 pm:    A blonde secretary named Hannah loved to eat the banana she ate quite alot her belly looks like a pot Poor Hannah now lives in Savannah Next: Lucy wants to be let loose EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 02:48 pm:    lucy wants to be let loose so she is up to getting a goose now she got such a reputation because of persuing this recreation so she now watches her caboose next: mable is not able   Rainspirit Starlite Moderator Username: Rainspirit Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 07:33 pm:    Will give this a whirl Mabel is not able To get a new label She's a broken down car She traveled too far Her chassis no longer stable next: There was a poet named Maude   Kajuncutie Starlite Member Username: Kajuncutie Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 07:46 pm:    There was a poet named Maude Whose spelling was just a bit flawed She wrote of synging berd, Rowring skwirls, grayzing hurd And even allifants I heard gaphawed next: In the mountains lived Eugene (Message edited by kajuncutie on October 22, 2008) Do not speak to me loudly so that I might hear you... speak to me softly so that I might listen. ****** Writing is my passion. Reading is my escape. Living is my reward.   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 02:13 am:    In the mountains lived Eugene Who’s habits were extremely clean He bathed in streams And eschewed wet dreams But still ended life coarse and mean There was a young girl named Abbey   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 03:18 am:    there was a young girl named abbey who spent time on the ROAD with a cabbie her road was sang about while upon a roundabout and the melody was even sang by my tabby next: Brian Epstien had loads of self esteem   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 08:02 am:    The 'fifth' Beatle, Brian Epstein Was quite self assured as a teen As the main equation In the British invasion He changed the whole musical scene Next: She beguiles on the isle of Flannan ...the best is yet to be   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 08:30 am:    She beguiles on the isle of Flannan The Marie Celeste sans each man All still, but afloat The mystery boat The flames of legend she’ll fan There was a young man of Ealing   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 10:39 am:    there was a young man of ealing who saw kiri tekanawa on the ceiling that new zealand soprano sang along with his piano giving the listeners a loving feeling next: kiri tekanawa is of maori descent   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 11:10 am:    Tekanawa of Maori descent Is a singer two thousand per cent Her arias soar Til you're begging for more Each performance a stunning event Next: A man in her room woke up Gina ...the best is yet to be   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 11:40 am:    A MAN IN HER ROOM WOKE UP GINA HE WAS AN ASTHMATIC DATING A GIRL NINA BUT GINA HELPS EACH ASTHMATIC NO MATTER HOW MUCH THIER SICK WHETHER ONE IS AN ADULT CHILD OR TEENER NEXT: GINA IS A GOOD ORGANIZATIION FOR ASTHMATICS   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 12:07 pm:    Gina is a good organisation for asthmatics And might provide help with rheumatics A bit of hot air While sat on a chair Or maybe exercise whittling sticks Graham was sure he'd seen a ghost   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 01:55 pm:    graham was sure he'd seen a ghost of sr John d graham offering a toast he was for scottish independance and started a highland fling dance he would not say king henry was the most next: he say's i'm a fine broth of a yeshiva lad   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 04:30 pm:    He says I'm a fine broth of a yeshiva lad I'm in a hot tub then and he's making a salad in the tub I noticed floating about some onions and garlic, even a trout then saw the Challah to go with me, I knew I was in, bad Luke Warm felt funny this winter "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 05:24 pm:    luke warm felt funny this winter but it was hot taking pages from a printer the computer runs piles of paper to get facts onto that paper about how we rate the derby's only sprinter Next: editer said," all news that fits we print"   Rainspirit Starlite Moderator Username: Rainspirit Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 05:39 pm:    All news that fits we print Does that give you a hint That maybe we stretch it Beyond what's legit Blooper..we call it misprint Next...There once was a jolly good poet   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 06:40 pm:    There once was a jolly good poet Wrote limericks on her waistline and below it And to read the punchline Took two bottles of wine To give her the courage to show it next: A poet proofreader from Maine   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 12:40 am:    A poet proofreader from Maine Got typos stuck in his brain He cood knot rime Moast of the tyme And his job went down the drayne A one-legged sailor from Wales   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:32 am:    one legged sailor from wales was wonder when the boat sails his job was to foot all the bills each time the boat landed on the kills then empty all the debris in pails next:he sailed the seven c's   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:36 am:    ps a kill is a channel or a creek.   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:41 am:    He sailed the seven c's coconut, colic, cuckoo and dis-c’s Looking for a cure he hit on cooked manure But ended up covered by fleas The investor fell into the ghetto   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 04:44 am:    Oh... kill = creek. Interesting Marv. I would never have guessed...   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 05:11 am:    A one-legged sailor from Wales Was promoted to hoisting the sails And during a nor-easter His peg-leg and keester Were held to the deck with nails next: A blind man with visionary eyes   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 05:14 am:    oooopps.... too late...back to the investor   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 06:33 am:    lol 'Liked that one Don...   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 08:26 am:    The investor fell into the ghetto And found himself deep into debt-o A deal was reneged So for pennies he begged And some coffee and a cigarett-o Next: A blind man with visionary eyes ...the best is yet to be   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 02:47 pm:    a blind man with visionary eyes had visions that would surprise he would see through other's remarks no how much would be thier barks and then would attempt to advise next: my health is more important than wealth   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 04:12 am:    Nice one Annie...   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 04:17 am:    my health is more important than wealth no pockets in a shroud… even by stealth you can’t take it with you so spend… let them sue there’s no more rhymes so, good health! Half of doctors prescribe a placebo effect   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 07:13 am:    half of doctors prescribe a placebo effect the other half of each dotor prescribes a defect why does each doctor cut himself in half then each would know more for your behalf and they would gain even more respect next:mexican jumping beans plus beer for hops   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 08:36 am:    ((Chuckling here Marv)))   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 08:39 am:    mexican jumping beans plus beer for hops for added excitement it sounds tops a real shindig with fatted pig perhaps a festival after summer crops? Shy Anne admitted she really loved Sioux   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 08:55 am:    Mexican jumping beans plus beer for hops a symbiosis like cocaine in pops ferments hidden within residing to begin when cells break unleashed by their tops NEXT: I see eye teeth walking with a sugar cane Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:06 am:    Oh poooooperrrs Shy Anne admitted she really loved Sioux as A-ladd-in a-ddress was a Yellowstone coo Yet that long fellow reaped what he sow Sioux's jackson hole flew to Kalamazoo NEXT: I see eye teeth walking with a sugar cane Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:37 am:    i see eyetooth walking with a sugar cane for this sight for sore eyes leaves me insane while i walk on the walk in waugegan with people who voted for reagan unlike most he knows to come in in the rain next:he fight his own shadow   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:38 am:    lol Sweet!   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 09:40 am:    he fight his own shadow he bruce lee you know ju-jitsu not karaoku we love him blow by blow Godzilla was a very big fan   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 11:57 am:    Godzilla was a very big fan Until he discovered Jackie Chan For Bruce Lee has passed you see above to the big Ha-tee-chop in Japan NEXT: The thrilla from Manila met Godzilla Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 01:45 pm:    the thrilla from manilla met godzilla the film made in luzon was a thriller a scarey picture not from transylvania seen in the usa from L.A. to pennsylvania while my cat watches from her piller next: i gave my cat a piller and a caterpillar   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 07:27 pm:    i gave my cat a piller and a caterpillar moving dirt without paws should just thrill'er looking distraught for I had bought a machine instead of a butterfly filler! NEXT: My cat scratched fever at the vets Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 03:34 am:    My cat scratched fever at the vets Making John Travolta pirrouettes With a gold medallion Imitating a stallion She's about as cool as it gets The ghostie had sparkling boogie nights   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 03:47 am:    the ghostie had sparkling boogie nights he started boxing with lefts and rights but after each and every punch he threw being a ghost it went right through he even failed attempted to attack with bites next: marvin frightens with his natural face   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 05:41 am:    Marvin frightens with his natural face So over his head, he put a pillowcase And from the neck on down He trick or treated in town Dressed only in panties and lace next: The town bolted their doors   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 06:12 am:    The town bolted their doors Such a sight gave them eyesores His legs were too hairy And what's even more scary The wind had blown off his drawers next: A State Trooper dressed as a nun   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 12:43 pm:    a state trooper dressed as a nun he thought he would be having fun till he met robbie coltrane who would drive him insane when he was starring in nuns on the run next: a wee lass asked a nun if she was a penguin   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 01:46 am:    A wee lass asked a nun if she was a penguin And if it was fish that started her engine Nay lass, it’s men I’m in fact a hen in mourning… though still quite sanguine The bald pate didn’t mean he was a monk   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 05:10 am:    the bald pate didn't mean he was a monk A.Monk who was in disquise to catch a punk a great detective was the man called Adrian Shalhoub can play it better than other men he would catch the killer who was a big skunk next: Tony shalhoub is A Monk   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 06:50 am:    Tony Shalhoub is a Monk Who's frightened of all kinds of gunk Obsessive compulsive Finds most things repulsive Shaking hands sends him into a funk Next: Sister Jean had a most nasty habit ...the best is yet to be   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 07:26 am:    Sister Jean had a most nasty habit telling obsene jokes to the abbott she was then sent to her room to ask forgiveness from her groom for luck she had the foot of a rabbit next: sister Jeans's groom was in her room on this one think of the ceremony where women become nuns   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 07:56 am:    Sister Jean was alone in her room Thinking about her new groom Though her vows were all done And she now was a nun She felt like she lived in a tomb She'd rather be drinking and dancing Along with some heavy romancing She can't spend her day Alone just to pray And she left the convent without glancing Next: She kicked up her heels in Times Square ...the best is yet to be   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 08:49 am:    She kicked up her heels in Times Square And all she had was soon laid bare In XXXX joints She then anoints The parishioners who await her there We went to Las Vegas and lost our wages   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 10:20 am:    we went to Las Vegas and lost our wages which i would think is grossly outrages i bet on roulette and also on dice avoid gambling was a friends advice now the twelve steps advice is from sages next: i bet you you can't refrain from gambling   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 10:39 am:    Annie's not much of a gambler She is known more for being a rambler From the streets of New York To a farm fryin' pork Her life is a bit of a scrambler Next: Sanford from Carnegie deli ...the best is yet to be   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 01:16 pm:    sanford from carnegie deli opened a restaurant in new delhi it was kosher of course lox was the main course and plenty food for eack belly next: he opened a new deli in new delhi   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 01:32 pm:    New Delhi's not known for pastrami Knishes or kosher salami But he opened his deli With intentions to sell-y Bhuna, biryani and shami Next: Our Marvin's an expert in kosher ...the best is yet to be   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 02:02 pm:    As for Kosher, our Marv's an expert And on paper......man what a flirt Stroken from home With love and Shalom He can write his way out of this dirt!!! lol poke poke Marv NEXT: Football and Posh Spice got mixed up in LA! Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 03:42 pm:    football and posh spice got mixed up in L.A. they got trixie with spices tricks at a melee sweetfeed would just tackle me hard i fell flat just as if i was lard and made a touch down under all of the hay next: marvin's sport is mixed wrestling   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 02:20 am:    marvin's sport is mixed wrestling whether in mud or no, he's not saying horizontal dancing and stallion prancing a slippery business with a crowd baying? His request was a roll in bed with a little honey   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 05:27 am:    HIS REQUEST WAS A ROLL IN BED WITH A LITTLE HONEY BUT THE PROBLEM WAS HE DID NOT HAVE MUCH MONEY HE GOT A JOB AS A BAKER CAUSE HE KNEADS THE DOUGH BUT HIS INEPTNESS ONLY CAUSED A LOT OF MUCH WOE SO NOW HE HAS NO HONEY AND THAT AINT FUNNY NEXT: YOU CAN'T MAKE BREAD IF YOU LOAF   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 05:42 am:    You can't make bread if you loaf And you can't make a baker from an oaf In each seed May be wheat or weed There are no more rhymes so I'll just cough! Harry Ram would never find another ewe   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 07:17 am:    Harry Ram felt discouraged and blue He was desperate to marry, it's true He met chickens and monkeys Even dated some donkeys But could not find another cute ewe... Next: A Bavarian baker named Fritz ...the best is yet to be   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 07:35 am:    a bavarian baker named fritz baked so much he would schvitz his black forest and lindzer tart tasted vunderbar from the start he's germany's best baker he admits next:a British statesman named disraeli   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 08:30 am:    Oy, Marvin, must I rhyme 'Disraeli'? A British statesman named Disraeli Was born to succeed, not to fail-y The first Jewish PM A conservative gem With social reform blazed a trail-y Next: He bought a new thigamajig ...the best is yet to be   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 09:05 am:    He bought a new thigamajig And once mounted it was quite a rig Now he could move And really groove On the downside he looked a pig Jimmy Buffet buffed it too well   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 10:23 am:    Jimmy Buffet buffed it too well Cheeseburgers in Paradise did sell It's all his fault one shaker of salt buffed it out of key, west to hotel! NEXT: Tic tac toting in Tampa's XO Club Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 10:40 am:    tic tac toting in tampas xo club it is the hottest bar for bub thiers dancing and prancing lovers are now advancing the music is live they don't dub next:an atlanta man with tummy upset took mylanta   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 12:35 pm:    An atlanta man with tummy upset took mylanta Now he's in a hell similar to Dante Too much acid, that's what he said Now he uses his diaphragm playing Iolanthe It's not clover till the fat lady sings   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 01:31 pm:    it's not clover till the fat lady sings four leaves makes more luck than other things i used to always knock on wood that of course didn't do good now i depend on clovers for the luck it brings next:do graffiti and see handwriting on the wall   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 03:29 pm:    do graffiti and see the handwriting on the wall signs and portents can tell us how far we'll fall with a goat's entrails and all that entails while the fickle finger of fate always sees all The kraut was interesting but not very funny   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 03:56 pm:    the kraut was interesting but not very funny as his banner would read but not on the money besides banner thier was dawson and crane and clary and von klemperer in the main was hogans heroes with klinks secretary a honey next:Robert clary married eddie cantors daughter   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 01:49 am:    Robert Clary married eddie cantors daughter A Hogan's Hero who helped with the laughter One of fourteen Robert Max Widerman is no has-been He'll be remembered if there's a hereafter Julian Clary likes a warm hand on his entrance   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 06:40 am:    julian clary likes a warm hand on his entrance a british comedian with nothing he recants he makes fun of ethnic stereotypes filled with innuendos and hypes and he is admitting his gayness in advance next:Juanita Hall played every race but her own Juanita who was black only played black in, "Cabins In The Sky".   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 08:59 am:    I liked your Julian Clary lim. Marv. I havn't seen him for some years now, but he was very funny at one time. Juanita Hall played every race but her own A much earlier Michael Jackson clone? Ebony not Ivory But in harmony? I'm sure she didn't her own race disown An acerbic American comedienne called Rivers   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 09:33 am:    An acerbic American comedienne called rivers may give some of the people the shivers her take St. thrifty hospital and bar and grill where bed pans were against the nurses will is where marvin's poem gave audiences the quivers next: marv wrote a poem based on rivers routine   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 11:56 am:    marv wrote a poem on river's routine One which I don't think I've ever seen I haven't a doubt Don't know what it's about She was funny, but now she's real mean Next: Melissa's her nepotized daughter ...the best is yet to be   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 12:58 pm:    http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91014978.html anniecat this is the poem i was refering too.   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 01:05 pm:    melissa's her nepotized daughter who acts like momma says she oughta she is the chip off the old block whose career she dares not mock at least not in front of a reporter next:Joan Rivers is from Larchmont New York   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 03:19 pm:    Joan Rivers is from Larchmont New York That's where she was dropped by a stork Thin as a rake Quick on the uptake And pretty damn quick to pop her cork I loved my trip on the Staten Island ferry   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 05:10 pm:    i loved my trip on the staten island ferry it was a trip different from the ordinary the only boat in which marvin got sea sick he was on all types, but nausea is no trick now i go there only by bus and I'm more merry next: Staten Island doesn't look like a borough   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 01:47 am:    Staten Island doesn't look like a borough Pastoral and pleasant as I recall though Wandering around Richmond town Then up to the Tibetan Museum I did go The city lights from the ferry were bright   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 03:10 am:    the city lights from the ferry were bright ecspecially in the wee hours of the night it's like going to another world where my spirits get whirled and most every little thing feels alright next:jack lemmon said,"it's magic time". at shows this is true he hyped himself with that phrase.   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 05:15 am:    jack lemmon said,"it's magic time". at shows the man from 'the apartment' surely knows a favorite of mine for all time jack had the common touch, sometimes in women's clothes With Marilyn & Tony, Jack liked it hot   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 09:58 am:    WITH MARILYN & TONY,JACK LIKED IT HOT HE ECSPECIALLY LIKED MARILYN ON YHE COT OF THE THREE ONLY TONY IS STILL AROUND NOT THAT ANY OF THEM COULD BE PROFOUND I LIKED BEST MARILYN IN A BIKINI POLK DOT NEXT: JOEY BROWN WAS KNOWN TO HAVE A BIG MOUTH   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 11:03 am:    Joey Brown was known as Big Mouth, not Clown When Jack told Joe, I’m a Jill, Joe did not frown Joe said with neglect “Well nobody’s perfect” History liking it hotter would jot them both down! NEXT: Men in drag tend to leave ruts in roads (Message edited by sweetfeed on October 30, 2008) Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 12:21 pm:    men in drag tend to leave ruts in roads or as scalawags displat butts in thier abodes they are socially below our standard acting like a rogue or a bandid reminding me of all the warts from the toads next: her comedy was a serious business   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 03:19 pm:    her comedy was a serious business so she stopped now 'n agin for a guinness her name was dot and loved life a lot so lived life to the full in all its sinned-ness She knew there were no pockets in a shroud   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 05:57 pm:    she knew there were no pockets in a shroud so she put her money on a white cloud she traveled to heaven's gate staring at the cloud she'd wait you cant take with you god cried out loud next: she tried to take it with her   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 01:41 am:    Nice one Marv. she tried to take it with her but didn't get too far to the end of her bed then she was dead so it was all spent by her brother There was a young chap called Frank   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 04:00 am:    there was a young chap called frank who love every girl he'd spank he had woman galore each on a whore now he is alone with himself to thank next:his cuts of beef were half soy & half meat (because nowadays you can't make both ends meet)   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 05:26 am:    Chuckle... naughty, naughty Marv! his cuts of beef were half soy & half meat he was sorely tempted then to consume his feet but the smell put him off so his hands he did scoff now is it any wonder he only feels half-complete? Jack Spratt became a vegan man   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 06:11 am:    jack spratt became a vegan man and this reduced size of his can he became careful of what he'd eat to look much more slim and elite and get rid of his refrigerator tan next> he kept cold cash in the freezer   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 07:29 am:    he kept cold cash in the freezer for he was a frugal geezer not known to spend or to lend in fact he was akin to ebeneezer Tiny Tim is pushing up the tulips   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 11:10 am:    Tiny Tim is pushing up tulips Is he dead? Oh I must come to grips When Miss Vicky left him Though it all but bereft him Down the aisle he made two more trips Next: He's just one more sad one-hit wonder ...the best is yet to be   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 12:17 pm:    He's just one more sad one-hit wonder Herbert Khaury in 1996 went down under I liked his style He had no guile Like the Sixties he was torn asunder Have ukelele will travel was his motto   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 12:22 pm:    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Khaury   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 03:32 pm:    have ukelelle will travel was his motto he discovered music paid better than lotto he traveled across the world where ever his fame be hailed he was just a traveling hot potato next:tiny tim would tip toe through her two lips   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 06:14 pm:    tiny tim would tip toe through her two lips after categorising her collection of Q-tips he was quite mad but not at all sad his life was quite gay 'cept for a few slips Tiny Tim was very big down under   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 03:32 am:    tiny tim was very big down under in australia he came like thunder he was would never be out of reach when one would see him on the beach until he had committed a big blunder next: tiny tim went to school with my sister (this is true he graduate from george washington high school in washington hts in the same class as my sister)   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 03:42 am:    Wow. Interesting Marv.... tiny tim went to school with my sister into his choir did he enlist her? in high falsetto up he did go I'm sure his throat had a tiny blister! Individuality is one of life's joys   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 07:04 am:    individuality is one of life's joys my friends and i have different toys our life style difers alot they like it cold i like it hot i like beautiful chicks and she like boys next: she did onto others   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 10:40 am:    she did onto others as they onto their brothers this made for quite a scene in fact rather obscene and that's WITHOUT Scatman Crouthers! Surrealism gives more fun than blondes do   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 10:57 am:    surrealism gives more fun than blondes do if i say it enough i'd believe it's true as long as she wiggles when she walks and giggles when ever she talks she does not have to give a clue what to view next:her neck line got lower and hem line higher   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 02:56 am:    her neck line got lower and hem line higher and when they met together the result was dire too much plastic and strong elastic meant she concertina'd together in a wee pyre They say beauty is only skin deep   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 05:03 am:    they say beauty is only skin deep i should see below the skin with a peep it is character and personality that counts how one gets along and ones love amounts don't feel you need a physical beauty to keep next: he said beat em with the pawn and rook   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 08:29 am:    The Queen beat them with a pawn and rook Strategy so moving made the Bishop a crook The king was too late Cornered into mate Checking him out though board while took. Purr-fection the Persian had acquired Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 08:43 am:    Purr-fection the Persian had acquired As he surveyed the kits he had sired Many a fluff ball And not a tough call A number of dollars would be required The dog had gone and done it, doggone it!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 04:11 pm:    the dog had gone and done it doggone it who would believe a dog would sire a kit the is for ripley's believe it or not you may of course say it's so what but i cant imagine it with my greatest wit next: some one responded what is dat   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 01:52 am:    some one responded what is dat is it a dog or is it a cat maybe a dag or a dot with wag if it had wings it could be a bat! The wonders of radiation will never cease   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 03:57 am:    the wonders of radiation will never cease maybe cures from cancer will increase some get chemo and have great dispare over great nausea and losing hair once theirs a cure these effects can decrease next: a dancer knew the answer to cure cancer   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 05:29 am:    Great response Marv... a dancer knew the answer to cure cancer was she a dervish, a necromancer? from left field a disease was healed a nifty feet for a ballet prancer It's fun to pun but can bring groans   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 07:07 am:    it's fun to pun but can bring groans ecspecially if told over cellular phones thats why we are groan people so grown we live in a steeple nxt:drink whitbread with white bread rye with rye   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 08:26 am:    drink whitbread with white bread rye with rye Arg, it sound too English Marv, he said with a sigh Newcastle Brown Good 'n' round Or something super, organic, I think I'd buy! Real beer will spread good cheer m'dear   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 09:48 am:    real beer will spread good cheer m'dear try macabee with guiness when you're near but i would wind up drinking red stripe which will rust my every pipe but after drinking Scotch ale i couldn't care next:Guiness is really stout   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 12:43 am:    Guiness is really stout So watch out for the dreaded gout A bit like Lurgy Maybe gurgy-wurgy So perhaps best is just... rinse out! Obama, unlike Bill, DID inhale!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 01:08 am:    obama, unlike bill did inhale when he sniffed a brew of ale the way he reacted from the booze caused him to get many boos afterwards he was locked in jail next: he liked red stripe with tripe   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 04:29 am:    he liked red stripe with tripe but better still a puff of pipe that's the point when you toke a joint if the hash is good and ripe He inhaled too hard and went very green   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 04:44 am:    He inhaled too hard and went green And was no longer short and lean But this Incredible Hulk With his mass of bulk Had organs like that of a queen next: her clothes were torn to shreds   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 05:56 am:    ((Chuckling here))) her clothes were torn to shreds and everyone had to take meds such a sight... oh what a plight! but such a good weapon against the reds! Plastic surgery is all very well...   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 04:37 pm:    Plastic surgery is all very well if it could pass on genetically as well you could marry a swan but then see your first son looks like a petrified duck from hell All he could say was: WHAT THE QUACK?! "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 04:03 am:    all he could say: what the quack he busted my hip my head and my iliac he shouldn't be able to practice medicine not even on the avenue called madison and he should be tortoured on a rack next: he went to jamaica for Red Stripe   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 06:39 am:    he went to jamaica for Red Stripe and ate a pineapple unripe he saw a witch doctor who was a ham actor who promptly fixed him up with a pipe Don't ever dread the dreadlocks   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 01:34 pm:    DON'T EVER DREAD THE DREADLOCKS FROM THE RASTAMAN EATING HAM HOCKS NOR DO YOU DREAD REGGAE OR CALYPSO JUST OTHER PEOPLE'S WAY YOU KNOW JUST LIKE EASTER EGGS AND LOX NEXT: wILT THE STILT WEARS KILTS   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 05:35 pm:    Wilt the Stilt wears kilts And Irish songs he lilts And I've been told When it's cold Keeps his basketballs in quilts next: With wool from Paddy McGinty's goat   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 01:16 am:    I very much liked the sentiments behind your last lim Marv. And, being a Scot (I did have a kilt when I was a kid) your lim gave me a real chuckle Don.   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 01:20 am:    With wool from Paddy McGinty's goat Jock MacGregor knitted a boat It was well done But came unspun There was only one problem… it couldnae float The Glesga wit is very well known   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 09:39 am:    the glesga wit is very well known as members of garnethill were shown glesgas were taken to hill street to the temple as an exchange elite then temple members heard glesga tone next: a visit to garnethill is enlightening   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 09:42 am:    to kaniex, Garnethill synagogue includes quite a few members of the macgregor clan. they are the makers of macgregor clothing.   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 04:14 am:    a visit to garnethill is enlightening oh i know, i was there and wandering gorgeous in each aspect much light around to reflect a peace quite beyond imagining Also nearby is Toshie's art school   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 04:20 am:    Marv, my wife and I took advantage of the annual Glasgow Open Doors Day last year and very much enjoyed our tour of Garnethill Synagogue. We were very nicely welcomed in, I remember beautiful colours, the wonderful wood of the fixtures and the gorgeous light coming down from the windows in the dome above us. It was my very first time in a synagogue and I was truly impressed.   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 05:17 am:    Also nearby is Toshie's art school Where some viewers can be quite cruel They'll whisper and taunt The MacKintosh Font "Look at the "O" that dropped the stuhl" next: The Willow Tea Room on Sauchiehall Street (Message edited by dongrammer on November 07, 2008)   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 06:38 am:    THE WILLOW TEA ROOM ON SAUCHIEHALL STREET IS WHERE THE ELITE MEET TO GREET AND EAT IT'S KILT TO KILT ON EACH AND EVERY BLOCK THE TEA WITH JAM AND BREAD WILL ROCK THE FOOD IS SO GOOD/ HOLD ON TO YOUR SEAT NEXT:ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WAS A SCOTTSMAN TOO.   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 08:17 am:    Alexander Graham Bell was a Scotsman too Did he do us a favour with TV thinkest you? The goggle-box Can bore off the socks Surely we have better things to do?? Oh if only Sauchiehall Street WAS all kilts!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 09:07 am:    oh if only sauchiehall street was all kilts I would oggle all the lassies to the hilt after a couple of beer or ale kegs i would notice all of their legs because at close to 70 my brain still tilts next: he wore gaberdine in Aberdeen   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 10:52 pm:    He wore gabardine in Aberdeen d'finest kilt aht ye seen he's a braw broth of a lad and what the lasses wanted su bad och a very strong gust of wind their bairn was conceived in a barn "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 10:56 pm:    all this scottish themed lims made me think of: Gerard in a kilt? ~Jo fainted at the thought~ "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Saturday, November 08, 2008 - 03:45 am:    Their bairn was conceived in a barn Neath forty score skeins of yarn Twas all virgin And needed some urge'n Good thing she knew how to darn next: She found a needle in the haystack (Message edited by dongrammer on November 08, 2008)   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 08, 2008 - 04:23 am:    she found a needle in the haystack and in the process broke her sacroiliac now she is screaming in extreme pain like a weather vain she'll predict rain now folks think she's a hypochondriac next: he only thinks he's a hypochondriac   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 10:25 am:    he only thinks he's a hypochondriac deluded into thinking he's had an ill attack he got the word wrong necrophiliac is his song So DEAD wrong he is, alas, alack! Any sight of water made him sea sick   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 01:05 pm:    ANY SIGHT OF WATER MADE HIM SEA SICK IT WAS HYDROPHOBIA AND HE'D HAVE A TIC SO HIS ILLNESS OF HYDROPHOBIA WAS ALOT MORE THAN A PHOBIA WHICH IS FEAR OF WATER TO A LUNATIC NEXT: HE BECAME A LUNATIC OVER A LUNAR TIC   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 02:08 am:    He became a lunatic over a lunar tic He was indeed rather sick A fuss creator Molehill to crater He promised pumice he would kick If the moon's green cheese where’s the wine?   The_riddler Starlite Member Username: The_riddler Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 02:26 am:    If the Moons GreeN Cheese Where's The Wine? Enough for all the world to dine Hey I aint a lyin Bring Illuminati, Opus Dei, AND PRIORY OF ZION And lets have an eatin and drinkin good time Next - Alka Seltzer or Prune Juice?   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 03:57 am:    alka seltzer or prune juice? if i drink either i have a screw loose i prefer johny walker black with miller a boiler maker makes me snooze on my piller or just give me budweisser for a truce next: beer makes me stupid but made bud wiser   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 05:30 am:    beer makes me stupid but made bud wiser and for his bank account a little appetizer In Budovice I have been And the REAL Bud seen I drank it TOO you realize-er? Bud stole from Bud and she wants it back   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 05:47 am:    bud stole from bud and she wants it back where it is now he can't keep rack they kept looking high and low but where did it actually go and while looking she broke her sacroiliac next: her mind's sharp but shapes arent important   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 12:42 am:    her mind's sharp but shapes aren’t important so amorphous blobs have their quotient fuzzy logic in hazy aspic make her life quite opaque to all intent There was a young maiden of Tooting   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 03:33 am:    there was a young maiden of tooting who for the visiting team she was rooting this angered her home folks that she liked the other blokes and they don't consider her as a cute thing next: Tooting folks are tooting their own horns.   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 06:27 am:    For those folks who toot their own horn They must be quite sad and forlorn With all that hot gas They just gotta pass Their pants must be tattered and torn Next: She puffed out her silicone chest ...the best is yet to be   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:21 am:    Hi Marylou She puffed out her silicone chest At a balloon blowing contest Now her nipples are red As she soars overhead And a thousand windless men rest next: their lips are now permanently puckered   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:21 am:    she puffed out her silicone chest because she thought she knew best she followed all of the news about her favorite beer or booze this subjest she really keeps abreast next: londoners love shopping in tooting (tooting is a section of london)   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:45 am:    Londoners love shopping in Tooting as opposed to others who love looting With the credit crunch we’re ALL out to lunch I just hope it doesn’t end in shooting! Shu Ting was a great Shōgun   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 07:55 am:    brrrrrrttttt....foul.... Their lips are now permanently puckered   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 09:42 am:    their lips are now permanently puckered and it looks like they were sadly suckered they bought a grape of a strange shape with that vintage they were out-of-luckered Sometimes there are insufficient rhymes   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 01:43 pm:    sometimes there are insufficient rhymes and other times their are too many crimes but we cant mimic the way it is no one can figure whatever is his bizz who can be that kind of wiz at all times next:he asked the cop whats the charge   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 02:11 pm:    he asked the cop what's the charge he replied not a dime while you're at large but if you're in jail it's cash on the nail and by the by... call me Sarge! Shu Ting was a great Shōgun   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 03:44 pm:    shu ting was a great shogun interesting mixture as no one shu ting is chinese shogun is japanese a crazy mixed up man with a blowgun next: he mixed all the nationalities together   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 04:05 pm:    he mixed all the nationalities together like birds of a very un-alike feather so... what the hay? together we can STAY and face each and ev'ry kind of weather We are, like our world, best rounded   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 04:21 am:    we are like our world, best rounded kaniex got it so that I'm not confounded the best rounded circles of squares are those with the most cares the best behaved by ones saved are hounded next: bob was known for barbs   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 05:13 am:    bob was known for barbs barb was known for her bob bo was bob's mistress babbling with distress because barb didn't rhyme at all sorry, this is so surreal... no rhymes!   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 05:15 am:    I suppose I COULD have used 'carbs'...   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 07:35 am:    next: sorry, this is so surreal... no rhymes!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 08:51 am:    sorry, this so surreal no rhymes sari,written about in the india times it looks like it was written by dali or streisand singing hello dolly but no matter how rare their were no crimes next: he wrote a serious series   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 04:09 pm:    he wrote a serious series while eating cereal cheerios with words that crunch and meaning munch he made the public curious She wrote more than turkeys in Torquay   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 04:31 pm:    she wrote more than turkeys in torquay to me it sounded like instant bull oi vey but as we say i turkey it's cantares deromancero sang in melodious old spanish called ladino which is as good as yiddish any day next:in turkey 15th century spanish didn't vanish   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 05:06 pm:    In turkey 15th century Spanish didn't vanish it was a most unusual turkey for knowing Spanish and while they were mixing the sauce it was saying a tearful "adios" to the shock of the chef who stood mute while it vanished The proxy chicken quoted from Don Quixote "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 05:31 pm:    the proxy chicken quoted from don quixote he was taught to read it from a french man herve so he read don quixote in spanish and french and his knowledge did surely quench until one day he called herve oi vey in turkey 15th century spanish is called ladino   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 12:58 am:    in turkey 15th century spanish is called ladino and in these pc days we ask: why not lady-o? Agatha still waits in Torquay as introduced by me oh well, that’s the way it’ll sometimes go The rain in Spain fell mainly in my brain   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 03:05 am:    the rain in spain fell mainly in my brain that reign in spain caused me to complain because of it my family did run one member pretended to be a nun we ran to Turkey before becoming insane next:that reign in spain is now down the drain   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:26 am:    that reign in spain is now down the drain king carlos however does still remain juan is the one son of juan two next is felipe in that long royal train John Lennon wrote ‘A Spaniard In the Works’   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 07:00 am:    John Lennon wrote 'A Spaniard In the Works' It's full of weird people and quirks For me it's a strain Comprehending his brain Though the 'works' bring a smile and some smirks Next: By the seventies Dylan was fried (Message edited by anniecat on November 13, 2008) ...the best is yet to be   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 07:26 am:    By the seventies Dylan was fried 'Acid, booze & a$$' he'd tried Sarah was gone Sad-eyed and alone Mr Z simply sat and cried Jerry Garcia lost his mind in the snow   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 09:58 am:    jerry garcia lost his mind in the snow he beame an ice cream flavor tou know this flavor really set the tone ecspecially in an ice cream cohen we i have bought three times in a row next: the grateful dead were well read   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 01:06 pm:    The grateful dead were well fed by Jerry Garcia they were led he will be well missed they sing from a midnight list the members are all well read Next:Autumn breezed and April sneezed EmpressPoetess   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 01:26 pm:    Autumn breezed and April sneezed July sleazed and November wheezed We all said jeez I can't find my knees Apologies to Mr Zeeee's The fairy said fair enough, no ferry   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 02:21 pm:    The fairy said enough, no ferry she was very tired and weary she was stressed from seeking fireflies who ran away from her sleepy eyes the fairy just wanted a tall glass of sherry Next:Fanny Bly buys two flies EmpressPoetess   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 03:20 pm:    Fanny Bly buys two flies Inserts in handbag and sighs She has twins with holy shins so she buys and buys and buys There was a canny archbishop   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:47 pm:    There was a canny archbishop who came with cans of peas from a pea shop god's ultimate plan he said is that all of man be fed he became the first saint to grace grocery stops Let there be peas on earth, he said "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 05:52 pm:    let there be peas on earth, he said while looking at his carets in bed the stones are like peas god protect them please gem dealer said it's worth less than lead next: he said the price of down is up   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 06:08 pm:    He said the price of down is up the upside is now I can fill my cup the rise in price shook my ducks my ducks being shook really sucks down pricing is a diddy of a pup EmpressPoetess   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 12:56 am:    Hi Jo!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:24 am:    empreess we need a lead in line for the next limerick gimerick   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 08:29 am:    Hi Allan, and peas be with you too lemme do the honors, I just used a theme from the previous limerick There once was a duck who sucked and also a cat who quacked the snail bit the horse I don't know what is worse 'till I saw a horny fish who--- She knew then she was in the crazy farm "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 09:14 am:    she knew then she was in the crazy farm when nothing could restore the calm there were no if and or buts the place was chock ful of nuts for a cup of coffee she gives her right arm next: she yelled draw one in a restaurant   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 09:33 am:    sorry guys, my pc sucks! ************************* she yelled draw one in a restaurant it was taken as a tyrant's taunt what she wanted was a brew she wasn't a regular, she was new her retoric went over as a femme jaunt Next: Should fees be paid for fleas EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 01:31 pm:    should fees be paid for fleas if only you would tip please fees are paid for dogs cats and marvins even he didn't eat earlier and is starvin but fees are not paid for my friend louise   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 03:42 pm:    No 'next' Marv? This is catching!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 04:23 pm:    next: his sterility is hereditary   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:07 pm:    His sterility is hereditary no soldiers in his military his sons will not have none so shucking is done for fun no latex is really nessesary Next: If Hef had no bunnys left EmpressPoetess   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:23 pm:    If Hef had no bunnys left the world will not be bereft 'cept maybe for those jackos who have too much machismo if you're one of 'em stop it or you'll go deaf There once was a witch named Hazel (Message edited by horvax on November 14, 2008) "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:38 pm:    my favorite witch character lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBksMGKc6U&feature=related "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:40 pm:    There once was a witch named Hilda who fell in love with a witch named Wilda Wilda was a greedy beast a slob and a blob at the least Hilda got fed up and left her for Gilda Next:Tarzan went ape over bananas EmpressPoetess   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 05:47 pm:    oh sorry I edited it to Hazel, my mistake "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 06:10 pm:    EmpressPoetess   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 06:16 pm:    There once was a witch named Hazel who ate alot of garlic and basil her breath was horrific she thought it was terrific so she fed some to her pet weasel (phew!) next:Tarzan went ape over bananas EmpressPoetess   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 07:15 pm:    great comeback! Tarzan went ape over bananas he saw them and gave a loud hosana what type of bananas these are I don't even wanna go that far it shocked the spikes off a nearby iguana After ten treatments the jungle has a new queen "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 04:40 am:    after ten treatments the jungle has a new queen a very lovable chimp who is not at all mean only one thing about her so far she is a chimp called cheetah and being a cheetah doesn't make the king serene next:Johny weissmuller married lupi velez   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 05:17 am:    Johnny Weissmuller married Lupi Velez Lucille Ball married Desi Arnaz And Marilyn Monroe Married Joe DiMaggio But slept with the American prez next: with bases loaded she got a grand slam   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 05:48 am:    how about....... Johnny Weissmuller married Lupi Velez Whom loved Dr. Seuss, so everyone says She once had a cat That wore a Greek hat And called him "The Cat in the Fez"   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 06:21 am:    With bases loaded she got a grand slam how grand to be slammed by sexy Sam she slid into home plate while Sam pitched til very late too bad neither had a webcam Next:Elvis slipped his pelvis in Thailand EmpressPoetess   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 06:59 am:    LOL, great one Denise Elvis slipped his pelvis in Thailand And broke his little guy gland Instead of a sling For the poor little thing They tied it up with a red rubber band next: he now strums his stretchy g-string   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 07:33 am:    Thanks Dongrammer! He now strums his stretchy g-string and still tries hard to sing tho his voice is a little shaky cause his guy gland is still achy poor fellow really needs a new thing Next:A coon stole the hat of Daniel Boone EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 07:52 am:    a coon stole the hat of daniel boone and sold it back to him for a tune at noon the hat was actually made of beaver that daniel killed with a cleaver then cut bread with the four loaf cleaver soon next: he used unlucky knife called a four loaf cleaver   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 08:42 am:    He used unlucky knife called a four loaf cleaver it was made from the teeth of leftover beaver the knife won't cut, not even butter it's really a dud, not a real cutter he should've used teeth from golden retriever Next:His cow's milk was utterly buttery EmpressPoetess   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 09:06 am:    His cow's milk was utterly buttery And had all the sheep very muttery The farmyard tease spoke of excellent cheese And the Milkmaid went all tutterly The pigs' byre was a dog's breakfast   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 01:08 pm:    the pigs byre was a dogs breakfast thought of eating a barn wouldn't break my fast it is not tempting its not what i would eat but how can any one eat and also fast next: i am not hungry for food for thought   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 04:29 pm:    I am not hungry for food for thought I am hungry for the fish I caught my thinking cap is too tight I may not have it on right I'm returning the other cap I bought Next: Jack Sprat fell and went splat EmpressPoetess   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 12:43 am:    Jack Sprat fell and went splat His wife spawned a mewling brat What does it mean Lives small and lean Spent in turmoil, then that is that "Always look on the bright side of life..."   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 03:14 am:    always look on the bright side of life even though i never never had a wife i certainly could have of course so i never could get a divorce that's impossible sans trouble and strife next:the two doctors were a paradox   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 08:03 am:    The two doctors were a paradox both were lovers of bagels and lox they shared the same office space and were also of the same race but neither knew how to treat chicken pox Next: Her pie was the apple of his eye EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 01:07 pm:    HER PIE WAS THE APPLE OF HIS EYE HIS CRUST WAS GOOD FOR ANY GIRL OR GUY IT WAS BAKED IN ANAPOLIS FOR HIS SWEET LITTLE MISS I TRIED JUST A SLICE I CAN NOT DENY NEXT: MARVIN HAS SOME CRUST TRYING A PIECE   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 05:59 am:    Marvin has some crust trying a piece For he is as hirsute as a hairy beast Like Elton John He has a rug upon But doesn’t need it in the least next: Sorry Marv, I’m sure you’ve a full head of hair!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 06:02 am:    sorry marv i'm sure you've a full head of hair but unfortunately marv doesn't know where at the age of 70 he certainly looks heavenly and is still full of jokes and levity and his pasta is angel hair beyond compare next: marv uses his noodle making angel hair pasta   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 07:18 am:    Good to see ya Marv!   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 07:24 am:    marv uses his noodle making angel hair pasta he has many recipe books behind him to go fasta a fine noodle indeed to make pasta at speed and his brain too will surely outlast ya! I’m sure Marv's rice is at least twice as nice   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 08:01 am:    I'm sure marv's rice is at least twice as nice for shish eem ores it is saiflower rice then there is chumus baba ganoush and takhina sephardic cooking couldn't be more suprema then delicious baklavah at half the price next:my moms recipes still live on   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 02:00 pm:    my moms recipes still live on the stuffed pork and sweet corn pone I love her glazed hams and sweet candied yams so good make you wanna slap someone Next: Hanna stole Fanna's banner bananas say it fast 3 times (.'.) EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 02:12 pm:    hanna stole fanna's banner bananas which had appeal to the actors on bonanza but then again an apple is maryland or is it anapolis is a merry land which i say while wearing a bondana next: marvin's baba ganoush is best.   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 03:32 pm:    marvin's baba ganoush is best my mouth is now watering, with zest any one meal i'd have with zeal or more! before with zzzzz's i'm blest A man with a full belly sleeps like a baby   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 04:14 pm:    A man with a full stomach sleeps like a baby full of meat, potatoes, and pie maybe he had 3 servings before he was sated should have cooked the meat before he ated now he'll have run-offs, probabely Next:Farmer Diddle lost his golden fiddle EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 05:05 pm:    farmer diddle lost his golden fiddle while playing a rhapsody's middle then he was the music called freilach while munching with a bagel and lox as a duet with marvin the yiddle next:he eats cream cheese and lox on a hot cross bun   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 06:13 pm:    He eats cream cheese and lox on a hot cross bun while walking out in the hot summer sun the cream cheese melts, the lox sizzles the hot cross bun cools down and fizzles he best have his mint julip on the run Next: Marvin watched the tequila sun rise EmpressPoetess   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 08:36 pm:    Marv that tuft of hair on top of your head looks like a mini geyser Marvin watched the tequila sun rise with already tequila done eyes when someone grabbed him and won't let go for he was starring in a show "Alfred Hitchcock is on sick leave", said the TV guys He made Hitchcock into a Prufrock http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mE_5ObzBQ1k "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 09:11 pm:    He made Hitchcock into a Prufrock all adorned in that yellow frock Alfred was red face mad when he read the reviews ad he gave the guy's jaw a hard sock Next: He ate canned peaches at the Cannes festival EmpressPoetess   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 12:44 am:    He ate canned peaches at the Cannes festival Sitting in his coat on the Côte so enjoyable The French Toast was delicious, The Omens auspicious His golden palms flapped happily affable The Belle Époque ran up the clock   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 05:33 am:    the belle epoque ran up the clock to another french era that went tic toc when the lovely girls did the can can i wish i was there I'm only a man and i can still feel it mentally adhoc next:i am going to be heavenly at 70   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 06:11 am:    lol 'loved that one Marv...   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 06:16 am:    i am going to be heavenly at 70 so you can now be devilish aplenty odd word this… meanwhile better happywhile, it raises a smile and we don’t even need any consent-y Girls like the knotty boys who would   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 09:48 am:    girls like the knotty boys who would offer a piece of their own wood the rope tricks cnn be applied whether they stood or they lied and they stand akimbo when they could next: tricky dick was a knotty boy   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 11:42 am:    Tricky dick was a knotty boy dick was a smooth operator and coy he piled up all the cash then he made a mad dash but sadly he could not deploy Next:Knotty boys can be quite naughty EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 02:15 pm:    KNOTTY BOYS CAN BE QUITE NAUGHTY AND THE PERFORMERS ARE QUITE HAUGHTY THEIR ACT IS IN POOR TASTE BUT THEIR CHICKS I HAVE CASED THEY WONT HAVE A 70 YEAR OLD WHO'S PORTLY NEXT:BEAUTIFUL WOMEN CALL MARVIN GRANDPA   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 03:48 pm:    Beautiful women call Marvin Grandpa So has he perhaps sired a few? Oui la la? Sowing wild oats floats a few boats Quoting Annie Hall: "Lah - dee - dah, La - dee - dah" Mr Hubbard used to sing "Da Doo Ron Ron"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 05:02 pm:    mr hubbard used to sing "da doo ron ron" while performing in ,"stripes" on the run he taught english as a second languge the students actions were in anguish so he joined the army when day was done next: mr murray was in a hurry   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 05:21 pm:    Mr Murray was in a hurry to sit in on the jury the trial was for a thief who stole a woman's kerchief Murray squinted cause his eyes were blurry Next: Mr Sheen gave up the green EmpressPoetess   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 12:34 am:    Mr Sheen gave up the green For he was determined to be clean He scrubbed and scrubbed Rubbed and rubbed Till he was obsessive/compulsive, know what I mean? He caned his sugar, so she wasn't sweet   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 04:03 am:    HE CANED HIS SUGAR, SO SHE WASN'T SWEET THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS OWN SUITE HE WANTED TO BE BACK IN THE SADDLE BUT HE LEFT THAT WHEN HE WAS IN SEATTLE SO THEY SETTLED FOR HIS LOLLY POP TREAT NEXT: GENE AUTRY WAS BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 05:25 am:    Gene Autry was back in the saddle again This time on Rudolph who won’t complain Then Sanity Claus came to town With sidekick frosty snowman, an evil clown They shot poor Roy Rogers… with a six-gun slain Marshall Dillon and Chester were good pals   Anniecat Starlite Member Username: Anniecat Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 06:57 am:    Marshall Dillon and Chester were pals They each had an eye for the gals But Matt Dillon's gun Came up short and outdone Which sure didn't help his morale-s Next: The girls thought that Chester was sexy ...the best is yet to be   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 07:07 am:    The girls thought that Chester was sexy The way he slurred was downright hex-y He didn’t dodge the gals Though he and Matt were MORE than pals And this got Miss Kitty pretty darn feisty Doc Adam’s family had up ‘n left   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 08:58 am:    Doc Adams family had up'n left poor Doc was left because of his cleft Mrs Adams said you can't come with us maybe you can room with ol' Festus The two of you can hold down the town theft Next Red Skelton painted the town red EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 11:20 am:    red skelton painted the town red no groucho marx heres karl instead then their was mccarthyism asking who believes in communism joe said it's better dead than red next: I am a proud american   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 05:05 pm:    I am a proud american and an even prouder Texan tho our democracy is crumbling and our leader is bungling I still believe we can, yes we can can Next: Viagra raised Lincoln's flag EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 05:51 pm:    viagra raised lincolns flag his erection results were in the bag according to the ambassador from japan it is dually noted he still can but await a few years it will all sag next:a knight tonight and every knight   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 12:28 am:    'Loved those last two folks! Especially these lines from you Marv: 'viagra raised lincolns flag his erection results were in the bag' ~ very chuckleworthy indeed!   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 12:32 am:    A knight tonight and every knight Made marrying for Maid Marion not right Robin’ Peter to lay Paul Her un-chastity did appal And of Friar Tuck we’ll not speak tonight! The Sheriff of Nottingham had no star   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 03:40 am:    the sheriff of nottingham had no star not being jewish it was not of david by far he harrased poor poor robin hood while the good monk wore a hood for this he was thrown out of the bar next: robin hood worked for arrow shirts   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 04:54 am:    Robin Hood worked for arrow shirts But not mafia hoods. That really hurts! Making an offer That he doth proffer A little persuasion and the truth truly spurts There were naughty nights in Nottingham Forest   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 05:38 am:    There were naughty knights in Nottingham forest And as thieves were the sorriest of sorest They stole from the tykes All of their bikes And even the petals from the local florist next: A petal-less pansy from Saint Peter's (Message edited by dongrammer on November 20, 2008)   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 08:01 am:    A petal-less pansy from Saint Peter's Got pollen imbibed in Rome's parking meters It was a fine mess All over his dress Giving many pontiffs sneeze-repeaters Another fine dress you got me into!   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 08:42 am:    Another fine dress you got me into! complained the cucumber of the cheddar bleu the whole salad was dressing but the cucumber was fussing and its fuss continued to the crunch, adieu! Vegetables are heroic indeed (Message edited by horvax on November 20, 2008) "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 11:09 am:    'Nice one Jo! Vegetables are heroic indeed Especially with mustard seed A dollop of sauce Gives us pause To really relish our feed Lettuce prey said the murderous mite of Mayo   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 - 02:29 pm:    LETTUCE PREY SAID THE MURDEROUS MITE OF MAYO LET US ALONE WITHOUT DRESSING SAID PAT FROM MAYO THE TWO WENT DOWN TO JAMAICA HE TRIED VERY HARD TO MAKE HER BUT THEY BOTH GOT UP AND SANG A CHORUS OF DAYO NEXT: THEY'RE DOWN THE WAY AND KNIGHTS ARE GAY   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 12:41 am:    They're down the way and knights are gay When men were men and sheep nervous, say? The knights who say "Ni" Are more than a little "Bi" And they will swing nightly EITHER way... A remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 04:08 am:    a remarkable bird the norwegian blue who has a beautiful metalic hue it glows and glows where ere it would go it was this birds way of saying hello till it got caught twixt a hawk and a kangaroo next: One egg said it's better laid then never   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 05:10 am:    One egg said it's better laid then never The other confessed it was all aquiver Then Cupid's arrow killed a sparrow And there were no eggs again... ever Mae out west was clearly glad to see me   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 05:11 am:    'Loved the surreal end to your last Marv...   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 06:38 am:    mae out west was clearly glad to see me so w.c. fields i will certainly be though her goodness had nothing do with it she was still was a great hit with her wit and she certainly can come up and see me next: mae had tiny feet/ nothing grows in the shade   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 07:14 am:    mae had tiny feet/ nothing grows in the shade they say well built, but she was lovingly MADE a great superstructure and another feature... speedy witty sayings in a sexy cascade Dolly and Mae in an elevator... a real squeeze   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 10:00 am:    dolly and mae in an elevator a real squeeze quick put me in between right now please both had super small feet but who would notice it's no feat now I am going to dance when god sees   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 10:30 am:    Dolly and Mae in an elevator a real squeeze I pray that neither one has to sneeze both carry very large melons they should be declared felons and charged elevator overload fees Next:Marvin has that Cool Whip-appeal EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 01:03 pm:    marvin has that cool whip-appeal ecspecially when a young chick will peal after a belly dance and tango and two tickets by fan dango for what i see my lips will seal next: marvins lips will seal   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 - 04:58 pm:    Marvins lips will seal this time but other times they reveal silence in this case is golden Marvins lips flap way too often I guess he has way too much lip a zeal Next: The waitress gave good lip service EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 03:39 am:    the waitress gave good lip service and she wasn't a least bit bit nervous she was down on her knees boy can she sure please she was only picking up our fallen derbys next: you think the waitress was doing something else   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 05:39 am:    Lol! Marv.. naughty, naughty!   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 05:43 am:    you think the waitress was doing something else? perhaps drinking a little heady alka-seltz? no, she was rescuing a hat whaddya think about that? Naughty minds were racing like the Derby pelts! "Would YOU mind waiting?", asked the waiter   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 06:24 am:    "Would YOU mind waiting?", asked the waiter "Whilst I go see an exterminator" "Seems my armpits Are infested with nits And fall in the soup when I cater" Next: A kilt wearing waiter from Aberdeen   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 06:52 am:    a kilt wearing waiter from aberdeen was actually a beautiful colleen she enjoyed her jamesons and paddys and was in reality patty the caddie if you read my poetry you know she's mean next:Patty the caddie did what   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 06:54 am:    A kilt wearing waiter from Aberdeen Caught his underwear in a bread machine So please don't try The salami on rye Or the crab pate on saltine next: the chef makes a mean liverwurst   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 06:56 am:    Sorry Marv..... back to Paddy   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 05:14 pm:    the chef makes a mean liverwurst and a terrific tasting brachwurst but his greatest dish is his kasha knish but his pastrami on rye is the worst next: paddie the caddie did what   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 08:09 pm:    paddie the caddie did what did he flog the cheshire cat or was paddie dipping in the rye said he just had a lazy eye cunning paddie the caddie did that next: Felix the cat drank irish whiskey EmpressPoetess   Sweetfeed Starlite Member Username: Sweetfeed Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 10:07 pm:    Felix the cat drank some Irish whiskey Tom and Jerry joined the picnic with glee They drank until drunk Till Jerry went plunk Felix and Tom shrugged then ate him with brie! In Dublin his short shots went down with ease Will I have to pay for that? Until we type again.... :P Apes   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Saturday, November 22, 2008 - 10:46 pm:    In Dublin his short shots went down with ease he washed it down with some crackers and cheese but his stomach began to bubble and his bladder began to double short shots turned into long poots & pees Next:His gas was never bought for some reason EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 03:48 am:    HIS GAS WAS NEVER BOUGHT FOR SOME REASON EVEN FOR A MERE FARTLING IT WAS NOT IN SEASON THERE WAS NO WAY TO CATCH IT TO WAS NO WAY TO CONTAIN A LIT EVEN THOUGH OUR NEED FOR GAS WAS INCREASIN NEXT: HE THOUGHT HE WAS IN SHOW BUSINESS   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 04:22 am:    He thought he was in show business But instead he was in a low business Polly ticking and lie making All he was in was a great big mess Show biz had more glitz than celeb titz   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 08:32 am:    Show biz had more glitz than celeb titz Unless you're viewing those racy tidbitz If you watch a scene With your nose to the screen Your eyes will be poked by niplitz next: Kaneix's eyes are quite criss-crossed   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 09:15 am:    Kaneix's eyes are quite criss-crossed After being scrambled and tossed He was watching Mae West Bouncing her chest And they paid the ultimate cost next: A cross-eyed Scottish bard   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 09:47 am:    A cross-eyed Scottish bard In his eyelids put glass shard For he knew his pupils Had no scruples And this kept them from getting hard next: a big breasted gal from Cheyenne   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 10:26 am:    A big breasted gal from Cheyenne who goes by the name of Chesty Brianne she was famous like Amos for her cookie she shared the profits with her bookie it was Mr and Mrs Chester Kiyanne Next: Cookie Shortcake was short of dough EmpressPoetess   Dongrammer Starlite Member Username: Dongrammer Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 10:49 am:    Cookie Shortcake was short of dough So she put on a strip-tease show One excitable Scot Whose eyes were bloodshot Tossed her a thousand or so next: A toothless old geezer from Perth   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 01:23 pm:    A TOOTHLESS OLD GEEZER FROM PERTH WAS AUSTRALIAN FROM HIS BIRTH WHO IN THE WORLD WAS IT THAT KNEW HIS TEETH WAS KICKED OUT BY A KANGAROO AND THEY FELL RIGHT DOWN TO THE EARTH NEXT:FLYNN FROM HOBART WASN'T VERY SMART   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 07:39 pm:    Flynn from Hobart wasn't very smart we all knew it from the very start like a horse he chewed the bit he kept a mouthful of tobacco spit Hobart made speaking a disgusting art Next: Wee Winny had lunch with Teeny Weeny EmpressPoetess   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 - 10:32 pm:    Wee Winny had lunch with Teeny Weeny discussed the nitty gritty to be not wee or teeny Winny said, "I rather like it really." "Oh for heaven's sake you're already a wee Winny," said Teeny Weeny,"Don't also be a ninny pinny!" The arguing weenies gave hunny bunny collywobbles "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 01:08 am:    The arguing weenies gave hunny bunny collywobbles And she chastised them greatly for dysfunctional gobbles Grumbling now they go Through wintry new blown snow In search of new disputations together to cobbles Once upon a time there was a land of Nod   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 03:44 am:    once upon a time there was a land of nod which sold robert stevenson clothes by the yard he would run down the aisle like any girl or boy but what he really wanted was a brand new toy so he started writing stories and thats not hard next:kaneix was refering to which land of nod   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 04:47 am:    kaneix was refering to which land of nod the land where you lay your head on gentle sod the land of sleep that our souls doth keep until the morn when we onward plod There was another land called erehwon   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 06:52 am:    there was another land called erehwon which is nowhere it has not yet begun it was described by frank lloyd wright who was just implying it's trite that was just his way of poking fun next: frank lloyd was not always right.   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 08:49 am:    Frank Lloyd was not always right somtimes he was quite contrite he knew erehwon was always nowhere and syawla has always been there lloydy Frank must you always be Wright Next: Wilson Pickett threw a pick at Will's son EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 09:38 am:    wilson picket threw a pick at will's son and is now spending time in cell one not one passerby got hurt inspite of the actual of pduedo mirth nothing is solved till he's given time to be done next: he said time wounds all heals   Empresspoetess Starlite Member Username: Empresspoetess Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 12:11 pm:    He said time wounds all heals well said where he takes his meals his celly's feet are very smelly better smell that than lay on his belly his time does not contain any such frills Next:Gas station Gus tried to feel her tank EmpressPoetess   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 12:43 pm:    gas station gus tried to feel her tank and away his hand she would yank how dare you put your hand right there right atop my golden soft derriere you are treating me as if i were rank next:was in the hole sale business 10 years hence   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 02:40 pm:    was in the hole sale business 10 years hence but the bottom fell out and things got tense past became present and in futures resent so I walked out to sit on a hedge fund fence The only permanent is the firmament   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Monday, November 24, 2008 - 03:54 pm:    the only permament is the firmament this is truly a confirmed super event i guess one supposes that moses had hoses red sea came apart due to the hoses of moses which is at best biblically pemament next: he proved paper can not refuse ink   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 02:00 am:    He proved paper can not refuse ink The Gutenberg genesis, think and stink Good and bad Happy and sad There’s no development without its link Bob was no dope and did provide hope   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 03:51 am:    bob was no dope and did provide hope he entertained ones fighting those who interlope he also entertained masses with movies and tv he came into the homes of all like you and me and he spoke against dictator calling each a dope next: a dinah shore was no prehistoric lizard   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 04:58 am:    lol! 'Loved your creative thought on this one Marv... dinah shore indeed!   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 05:01 am:    a dinah shore was no prehistoric lizard unlike our comedian mr eddie izzard though not a dino an in-between-o likes cross dressing, a tinsel blizzard Betty Boop always got in hot soup   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 05:44 am:    betty boop always got in hot soup while entertaining a military troop she'd sing out a tune as a artistic cartoon when playing a speakeasy near the loop next: they played zhivago in chicago   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 07:03 am:    they played zhivago in chicago with Sharif and Streisand incommunicado accuracy was tried but got truly fried the only problem was… no snow Streisand was already a star when born   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 03:35 pm:    STREISAND WAS ALREADY A STAR WHEN BORN PROBABLY JUST AS GREAT AS LENA HORNE SHE WAS NEVER KNOWN AS A GREAT SAGE IN SPITE OF BEING BORN AT AN EARLY AGE BUT WAS AT HER BRIGHTEST EVERY MORN NEXT: STREISAND AS FANNY WAS FUNNY   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 04:22 pm:    Streisand as Fanny was Funny My fav was 'What's Up Doc?' ~ v. sunny Her and Ryan O'Neal A hilarious deal They made me a very happy bunny! 'Lady and the Tramp' was my first love   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 04:49 am:    lady and the tramp was my first love after that was the sight of a mourning dove whether it was dogs cats or birds gods creativity was the last words because it all begins with the man above next:marching animals shouted woof purr and tweet   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 06:47 am:    hearing rain he said," ark at this mdear;" she said we are living in 2008/what do i hear he always thought he was in shakespearian time and spoke like that always way before his prime you spoke in the language of now he said no way next: i was to ring door bell 2b or not 2b   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 07:03 am:    marching animals shouted woof purr and tweet and the tigers wondered which ones they’d eat herding cats and guiding gnats the whole thing’s enough to make the sheep pair bleat Hearing rain he remarked, “'Ark at that m’dear!”   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 07:39 am:    Hearing rain he remarked, “'Ark at that m’dear! said a jackal to another very low on cheer "I don't want to be sacrilegious," it said, "I never meant to be religious" "my fellow guffawer, in heaven there is no beer." I was to ring doorbell 2b or not 2b "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 09:16 am:    i was to ring doorbell 2b or not 2b shakespeare had only knockers i see this is a major anachronism it could never be a hamletism and would be a real sight to see next:marvin was promoted from 2a to 2b   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 01:27 pm:    Marvin was promoted from 2a to 2b 2r is human 2 4-give for divinity 4 me i jus b without time 2 think, wot will b will b The Prisoner said, "I'll b c n u"   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 01:36 pm:    Hey, I think we passed through the Twilight Zone somewhere back there!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 03:47 pm:    THE PRISONER SAID I'LL B C N U OR AS ITS SAID IN ETHIOPIA ABYSINIA BUT PRISONER IS BEHIND BARS ENJOYING DRINKS FIT FOR CZARS AND SAID i'LL STAY RIGHT HERE THATS TRUE NEXT:HE SANG SOLO NO ONE CAN HEAR   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 07:44 pm:    He sang solo no one can hear He's Hans Solo, Obiwan comes here he's hung so low oops just following the flow! His hands sow lo! no one comes near In praise of limericks Limericks are my favorite things its historys' quite revealing that verses and rhymes and ballads divine are just as aged as smart alecking 1300 limerick Ewe bleateth after lamb Low'th after calve coo Bullock starteth Bucke farteth--- Merry sing cuckoo! ars limericka anonymous The limerick packs laugh anatomical Into space that is quite economical but the good ones I've seen so seldom are clean and the clean ones so seldom are comical popular limericks... There was an old man of Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket but his daughter, named Nan ran away with a man and as for the bucket, Nantucket ...smart aleck's replies... Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket (the man and the girl with a bucket) and he said to the man "you're welcome to Nan" but as for the bucket, Pawtucket another smart aleck... Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset where he still held the cash as an asset and Nan and the man stole the money and ran and as for the bucket, Manhasset my favorites are what Allan calls "surreal" The reverend Henry Ward Beecher called a hen a most elegant creature the hen, pleased with that laid an egg in his hat--- and thus did the hen reward Beecher Not to be classy as Christian Lacroix to Paris I want to journeoix, absurd it may seem is my quite simple whim: how horvax will be changed to horvoix next: Obviously I have nothing better to dioux "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Horvax Starlite Member Username: Horvax Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 08:34 pm:    other choices: Mike Olon wrote a book called: "My Colon" The turkey once said to a ham Of all the young roosters in Brewster I still have nothing better to dioux (Message edited by horvax on November 26, 2008) "An it harm none, do what 'ye will. An it cause harm, do as 'ye must"   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:38 am:    Jo, marvellous work indeed...   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:43 am:    Obviously I have nothing better to dioux Than sit and write limericks for you But them I like So it’s a spike And if you don’t like ‘em well… boo! He didn't like cricket, by jiminy no!   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 03:17 am:    he didn't like cricket, by jiminy no! she didn't like jiminy that is so they werent any wheres near a match so she went back to her home in dog patch and that is the story of miss so and so next: there was a seamtress named mrs sew and sew   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 05:49 am:    there was a seamtress named mrs sew and sew she was married to a joiner mr go and go between them it worked but something lurked he saw gee gaws and she saw see saw, no? In 'Soap' if you weren't confused you soon would be   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:53 pm:    IN "SOAP" IF YOU WEREN'T CONFUSED YOU SOON WOULD BE SO DON'T CARVE A WOOD BEE THAT COULD BE YOU OR ME DON'T LET THE SOAP LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE YOU'RE A DOPE BECAUSE A GENIUS LIKE A POPE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EVERY SOAP AND LIKE THIS LIMERICK IT CERTAINLY WOULD BE CONFUSING TO ME NEXT:MARVIN IS CONFUSED BY HIS OWN LIMERICK   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 02:38 pm:    lol Marvin is confused by his own limerick But that's okay if it gives you a kick Not like a mule More of a fuel Better than an apple a day to stop you being sick That last line is a mite too long   Marvin_goldfarb Starlite Member Username: Marvin_goldfarb Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 06:18 pm:    that last line is a mite too long which i noticed sipping my oolong my favorite chinese tea of all from china in the town of rosenthal rosenthal china is it as i say solong next:he said the oolong is too long   Kaneix Starlite Member Username: Kaneix Posted on Friday, November 28, 2008 - 12:32 am:    he said the oolong is too long but that was due to his dipthong he had dipped it too far in the big cookie jar so he didn't hear the bell go ding-dong Her thong had unpleasantly dipped