As I sit here upon my perch
And watch what I have done
It makes me sad, but that's too bad
I try to bring you fun

I've killed your parents very slow
A friend or two for sure
A taste real young, upon the tongue
And now I have the cure

I know that there are newer drugs
That claim to set you free
They kill too fast, unlike the past
You get slow death from me

The misery you feel right now
The things you did weren't right
It made you kiss your little Sis
And now she fears the night

The only cure is have some more
You'll soon be back all right
Today I hear, you've lost an ear
From just a friendly fight

Come one, come all, I'll sell you more
It's legal, but not free
So steal from friends, fun never ends
Come buy slow death from me