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 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT Humorous Poems 8/28/2018
 AND BE REMOTELY KIND Life 8/28/2018
 JUST A STUPID SHEEP! Life 8/24/2018
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 TROUBLE MAKES HOUSE CALLS Humorous Poems 8/12/2018
  THE WAY OUR WORLD IS RUN Life 8/11/2018
 MAKING DAYS SEEM COBALT BLUE  Dark Poetry 8/11/2018
 TO STIR UP BITTER RAGE Life 8/9/2018
 AND IF I FALTER Life 8/7/2018
 LOVE THAT WILL LAST Love 8/6/2018
 CLEAN THE POOL Humorous Poems 8/5/2018
 BY LOVE ENRAPTURED Love 8/5/2018
 FROM OUT THE WINDOWSILL Life 8/1/2018
 HELPING ME TO TRY Life 7/31/2018
 WHAT WILL YOU DO? Life 7/31/2018
 DO YOU LOVE ME? Love 7/30/2018
 IT ISN'T TOO LATE.....YET! Life 7/30/2018
 AS WORDS REVOLVE Misc 7/30/2018
 A BOOK IS BORN! Misc 7/29/2018
 MY FINAL WORD Life 7/28/2018
 DO YOU THINK THEY DID? Life 7/27/2018
 SWEET SORROW DOES IT BRING Life 7/27/2018
 NEVER TO LEAVE ME Life 7/25/2018
 ONE HOUR OFF! Humorous Poems 7/25/2018
 NOT ONE BIT! Humorous Poems 7/25/2018
 WHEREVER I GO Spiritual Poems 7/25/2018
 TELL ME HOW TO TRUST THEM Life 7/23/2018
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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

I, Humphrey Bogart, being of sound mind,
Short legs and round tummy, do hereby
Write this Last Will and Testament with my
Own paws, for my grieving heirs.

To my Master, Sharon Peeples, I bequeath
My sleeping pad, which I never sleep on,
My hair that has been dropped all over the
Floor and furniture, my four drinking bowls,

My adorable baby pictures, my vitamins and
My medications. To my Secondary Masters, Jim
And Tammy Peeples, I leave my outgrown
Sweaters, my combs and brushes, buried food,

And the yellow grass from my...well...you know.
To my adopted sister, Jazmin, I leave my slobbery
Toys and treats and to the annoying bunny,
I leave the grass that is NOT yellow.

It has been my pleasure to be a part of this
Family and when I get to ''The Rainbow Bridge''
I will look down on you and wait for you to come
Home when it is your appointed time.

(I will leave the porch light on.)
Woof woof...
Love and barks,
Humphrey
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(Written by my Corgi, Humphrey Bogart)
The WORD PAINTING challenge
Host: Tom (panther811)

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