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 TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Holiday Poems 12/15/2004
  NIGHT OR DAY Life 12/15/2004
 GOOD OR BAD Insight 12/15/2004
 HUMANITY Insight 12/15/2004
 NEWS Insight 12/15/2004
 JUST TOO MANY Form Over Substance Challenge 12/11/2004
 I FEEL I FEEL I FEEL Childrens Poetry 12/10/2004
 TEN LITTLE MONKEYS Childrens Poetry 12/8/2004
 TEN LITTLE FROGS Childrens Poetry 12/8/2004
 THE MESSAGE Insight 12/7/2004
 TODAY NOT MY DAY Sonnet 12/4/2004
 JESUS Spiritual Poems 12/4/2004
 CHRISTMAS TIME Holiday Poems 12/4/2004
 ~GIVE ME ANOTHER KISS MY LOVE~ Love 12/1/2004
 ~POETIC NOCTURNE II~ Love 11/30/2004
 ~LIFE VS. LOVE~ Misc 11/30/2004
 VISIONS Misc 11/30/2004
 WHEELS Nature 11/30/2004
 BETWEEN BLACK AND WHITE Form Over Substance Challenge 11/28/2004
 THE HURTING HEART Form Over Substance Challenge 11/28/2004
 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW Form Over Substance Challenge 11/28/2004
 MY ABC's Childrens Poetry 11/26/2004
 JACK AND JILL Childrens Poetry 11/26/2004
 ROLLING SHADOWS Fantasy Poems 11/24/2004
 IN THE SHIRE Fantasy Poems 11/24/2004
 PURPLING SHADOWS Form Over Substance Challenge 11/24/2004
 AND I PAINTED HER SITTING THERE Form Over Substance Challenge 11/24/2004
 I WISH I WERE Form Over Substance Challenge 11/24/2004
 HEARTFELT DARKNESS Form Over Substance Challenge 11/23/2004
 FRIENDS AND LOVERS I Love You 11/22/2004
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS


















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(humorous Christmas poem:)



Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Everything was so noisy, it sounded more like a warehouse!

Everybody was up talking and walking around, arouse
Everything moved, even my computer mouse.

And there I was standing half-asleep, feeling really burned-out
So much going on right under my nose, I almost freaked out!

Everybody was partying,eating tortillas chips and dancing all day
Some of them were even doing flip-flops, and on their toes dancing ballet

And then I got so mad,so much clatter, I just wanted them all out my house,
Each and every one of them, including my very weird and very silly spouse.

The music was awful,no Christmas Carols, and that wasn't Strauss
And I asked myself again and again, why did I marry this louse!

All of sudden I heard the most terrible noise, it came from my dollhouse,
I peered inside and there sleeping I saw the biggest and ugliest mouse!

This time so scared I ran all the way to the green-house,
And all the way my mind was telling me 'Leave this mad-house'!

I guess I just lost it and started to scream and to shout!
My mind just went Blimp! I nearly had a total Blackout!!

Everybody then got so mad and all started to pout,
'Cause I just told them, else to be quiet or just to get OUT!!

At last everybody went in to sleep in their own room,
I was just falling happily asleep, when I heard the most terrible BOOOOM!!

The house has just collapsed, with all their SNOOORE!!!


:)



Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000

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