~T'WAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING~ (Funny ThanksGiving poem)
T'was the night of Thanksgiving,and I couldn't just fall asleep I tried everything I knew,even trying to count all the sheep But nothing happened and I was getting more mad at myself The leftovers were still on my mind and my stomach went bleat.
I jumped over my bed and I raced to the door with all of my might And right to the kitchen where some food was still on sight My heart was beating so fast,when I saw all the turkey leftover The white and dark meat just waiting there, to my delight!
There was cranberry sauce,apple pie and that wonderful sweet pumpkin pie!! My heart aglowed and my mouth watered in front of all this sight For there I just saw some chocolate pudding sitting on a tray As I gobbled and gobbled, till I thought I couldn't see another day!!!
I felt myself swelling up the size of the HOUSE! Till I heard all this terrible noise,and I've just burst it my BLOUSE! As I went off straight to the ceiling like a speeding BALLOON! And I felt so BIG and So-o-o- SICCCCKKKKK!! As I went flying right past the MOON!!
I still managed to YEEELLL to everyone in town, Happy Thanksgiving to all!and PASS ME all the chocolate PUDDING!PLEEEEASE!!!
Dorian Petersen Potter aka ladydp2000 copyright@2004