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 MYSTERY CAT Humorous Poems 4/4/2008
 LIKE A SPRING DAY Love 4/3/2008
 MORNING THOUGHTS Love 3/31/2008
 AT EASE Spiritual Poems 3/28/2008
 AWAKENED Spiritual Poems 3/27/2008
 FOR MOTHER Grieving and Loss 3/11/2008
 WASTED LIVES Life 2/26/2008
 BEAUTIFUL and LOUD Love 2/20/2008
 HE THINKS HE'S MR COOL Love 2/15/2008
 SENT FROM HEAVEN Love 2/12/2008
 MYSTERY CALLER Dark Poetry 2/7/2008
 YOU ARE MY RAINBOW SKIES Love 2/6/2008
 My sunshine Love 2/1/2008
 NATURAL BEAUTY Nature 1/24/2008
 HOPE Holiday Poems 12/22/2007
 CHRISTMAS COTTAGE Holiday Poems 12/21/2007
 MISSING Holiday Poems 12/19/2007
 They lay in each other's arms Holiday Poems 12/18/2007
 LIKE A THOUSAND RAINBOWS Love 12/18/2007
 CHRISTMAS KISS Holiday Poems 12/17/2007
 COBWEBS FOR CHRISTMAS Holiday Poems 12/17/2007
 SWANS Nature 12/17/2007
 Natures Christmas Nature 12/16/2007
 CHRISTMAS TREASURE Holiday Poems 12/15/2007
 CHRISTMAS LAUGHS REPOST Holiday Poems 12/14/2007
 CHRISTMAS TEARS Holiday Poems 12/13/2007
 CHRISTMAS GIRL Holiday Poems 12/12/2007
 Christmas Past Holiday Poems 12/6/2007
 CHRISTMAS WARMTH Holiday Poems 12/4/2007
 MIRACLE Spiritual Poems 12/3/2007
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MYSTERY CAT

I found a little pussycat
He was curled up on my bed,
And when I asked his name
He said that it was Fred.

He told me he lived in my house
A very long, long time ago,
In the time of the Victorians
And that he was a clown in a show.

I said, how come you're a cat now?
He said, well I was a dead loss as a clown,
I kept getting drunk and forgetting my act
And fallin all over the people in the town.

Upstairs they decided I should be a cat
You may not like it but I'm here to stay,
So here I am I'll be your bestest friend
And if you look after me, we'll be okay.

I thought a cat talking to me I had to smile
He said if you look after me although I am a ghost,
I can teach you lots of things you know
Like how to grill salmon for me on toast.

I held my head I thought I was in bed dreamng
I said if you're so clever what's my name?
He said don't insult my intelligence Tony
I know you're a writer but your not to blame.

I said damned cheek you've got, I'm a Starlite poet
With that the cat jumped from my lap and I awoke,
I shouted Fred where do you think your going?
Don't you want your grilled salmon????? LOL.















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