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 ROWING BOAT BLUES Love Gone Bad 11/28/2005
 SILLY POSH GIRL Misc 11/25/2005
 LOADS OF FUN Inspirational Poems 11/24/2005
 THEY LAY IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS Life 11/23/2005
 I KNOW BETTER MOTHER Humorous Poems 11/22/2005
 THE COLOUR OF MY LIFE Love 11/21/2005
 I WAS TOO YOUNG Insight 11/17/2005
 INSPIRATION Nature 11/16/2005
 THE BREAD AND WINE OF LIFE Love 11/15/2005
 REMEMBER Insight 11/14/2005
 BRIEF MOMENT Love 11/13/2005
 COLD AS AN ICEBERG Dark Poetry 11/10/2005
 CREATURES OF SLIME Insight 11/9/2005
 ECHO'S Life 11/9/2005
 BYGONE SMILES Life 11/7/2005
 A VISION OF PEACE Insight 11/6/2005
 STEPS IN THE DARK Misc 10/31/2005
 ALL WAS QUIET Love Gone Bad 10/18/2005
 IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY Misc 10/13/2005
 SALLY Humorous Poems 10/11/2005
 I DIDN'T KNOW Insight 10/10/2005
 LEAVES OF FUN Nature 10/6/2005
 NOWHERE TO GO Insight 10/4/2005
 A prayer, written by Jane Austin Spiritual Poems 10/4/2005
 Lydi Butterfly Fantasy Poems 9/28/2005
 SHE STOLE MY HEART Insight 9/25/2005
 NOT SO LONG AGO Love Gone Bad 9/22/2005
 THE LORD IS MY DAY Inspirational Poems 9/19/2005
 A GIFT Misc 9/8/2005
 PSYCHIC LOVE Love 9/2/2005
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ROWING BOAT BLUES

Smiles on the river
A sunny day indeed,
Rowing on the Thames
All the Swans to feed.

Picnic on the river bank
People wave as we go by,
Heaps of fun and laughter
In our rowing boat you and I.

Until you stood up of course
Then the fun really began,
You tipped us both in the drink
You stupid numbskull of a man.

Ruined my dress of beautiful lace
You call this romance, get outta my face,
The picnic's all ruined, what shall I tell Ma?
Birtie Smyth your nothing but a disgrace.

Oh! Please Priscilla it was the waves
From the other boat as it went by,
I'll have to tell Ma the truth said Priscilla
You know what I am like Birtie, I cant tell a lie.

Oh! Please Prissy, said Birtie please don't cry
I'm sorry Birtie there is no more to say,
I did love you so much Birtie
But the engagements off, as of today.

Oh! Priscilla don't end it this way
I'll buy you dinner at the Hilton or Ritz,
I'll give you a hundred pounds for a new dress
Please Oh! please Oh! please, I love you to bits.

No Birtie, you can beg all you like,
As far as I am concerned, you can get on your bike. Bye Bye.





























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