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 THE LITTLE WOMAN Humorous Poems 1/19/2004
 RAIN SOAKED HELL Life 1/18/2004
 OSTRACIZED Misc 1/15/2004
 WE REAP Life 1/14/2004
 SILLY THOUGHTS Life 1/13/2004
 A DREAM Love 1/12/2004
 COLOURS Nature 1/9/2004
 DARK IMAGES Silly Poems 1/7/2004
 FEAR Life 1/6/2004
 LIGHT AND DARK Love 1/6/2004
 CHILDHOOD TEARS Life 1/4/2004
 TO BUSY Misc 1/4/2004
 PATH OF LIFE Life 1/3/2004
 FANTASY Silly Poems 1/2/2004
 PLASTIC Silly Poems 12/30/2003
 NOBODY CARED Misc 12/29/2003
 ALL AGLOW Nature 12/29/2003
 I MET A TEDDY BEAR Silly Poems 12/23/2003
 THINK ABOUT THEM Insight 12/22/2003
 CHRISTMAS WARMTH Love 12/20/2003
 PLEASE MISTER Misc 12/19/2003
 XMAS PAST Holiday Poems 12/17/2003
 A MESSAGE IN THE CHURCHYARD Misc 12/11/2003
 I PRAY Spiritual Poems 12/10/2003
 CHRISTMAS KISS REPOST Holiday Poems 12/8/2003
 CHRISTMAS BATH Holiday Poems 12/8/2003
 COBWEBS FOR CHRISTMAS Misc 12/5/2003
 PLEASE LOVE ME Insight 12/4/2003
 THE KING Spiritual Poems 12/3/2003
 RUDOLPH-Repost 2002 Humorous Poems 12/2/2003
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THE LITTLE WOMAN

My little wife she sleeps a lot
She don't need to go to bed
She sleeps so much on the sofa
At night things go round in her head.

She came to bed one night
But no she couldn't sleep
She said she had visions of a blonde
And threw a vase at me to keep.

That made I smile as if I would
I loves her, I loves her oh so dear
Especially when she goes to the supermarket
And brings me back a six pack of beer.

That dear woman I wouldn't be without
She baths me, shaves me, and cleans the loos
Goes to work and then goes and cleans out the muels
Washes me clothes and polishes me shoes.

I don't understand why she keeps sleeping
She only washed and polished the car you see
Then after work she mowed the lawn
Decorated the kitchen and got me tea.

She always seems to be tired it puzzles me
I suppose she'll be out shopping tonight
I don't mind as long she brings me doughnuts for supper
And then fixes the tiles in the bathroom and the hallway light.

I don't want to spoil her happiness
She is as happy as the day is long
She loves that little ole sofa ya know
She must do other night I heard her singing a song.

'My husbands a lazy bastard he don't do nothin all day
Exept sit at that puter and type and type away
He thinks he is a poet he's the only one don't know it
But I loves my little poet more than I can say.

Cause we been married for many a year now
And I loves him for being loyal and straight
Without love my friend life would be a fake
For love ain't here to lend true love is fate.'

Sleep well folks.




















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