The curtains were swishing the wind it was rough
The night it were freezing cold and tough
This night I always remember there were Icicles too
Rubbish blowing up the street a blustery night right through.

The curtains were swishing and the glass it did break
And in comes mister wind make no mistake
He blew round the room like whirlwind for sure
He lifted all me paperwork as if he'd done it before.

Be damned he blew me paperwork he made a right mess
Then before he left what else did he do I'll leave you to guess
My god I looked down and I was in a state of undress
Through the window my books or more or less.

My poor old Teddy through the window he flew
I couldn't believe it I thought I'm next what am I going to do
I made for the door but he spotted me and bang it did go
I shivered and shook and was quite overcome with it all ya know.

Then all was silent I looked round and round
The curtains were still the paper work was still not a sound
I crept over to the window not a cold wind to be found
Quite erie it was as I put my clothes on I'll be bound.

The curtains did swish and he came back in
He said sorry for the mess it's a terrible sin
I was out of the door I was shaking like a leaf
Then he was gone again in the night just like a thief.