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 MYSTERY CAT Misc 6/8/2015
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 WHAT'S GOING ON Humorous Poems 5/19/2015
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 SITTING ON THE RIVERBANK Insight 5/13/2015
 LOVE'S MAGIC Love 5/12/2015
 DEDICATION Insight 5/11/2015
 GRANDDADS LESSON Insight 5/8/2015
 ARE YOU MADE OF STONE Love Gone Bad 5/7/2015
 PURE HEAVEN Love 4/30/2015
 OSTRACIZED Insight 4/29/2015
 LIVE WITHOUT REGRET Life 4/28/2015
 YOU PROMISED Humorous Poems 4/27/2015
 TELL HER YOU LOVE HER Love 4/22/2015
 COMPLETE JOY Nature 4/21/2015
 LOYAL COMPANION Misc 4/20/2015
 YOU SET ME ON FIRE Love 4/15/2015
 CREATIVE LIGHT Nature 4/14/2015
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 AMAZING Nature 4/10/2015
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MYSTERY CAT

I found a little pussycat
He was curled up on my bed,
And when I asked his name
He said that it was Fred.

He told me he lived in my house
A very long, long time ago,
In the time of the Victorians
And that he was a clown in a show.

I said, how come you're a cat now?
He said, well, I was a dead loss as a clown,
I kept getting drunk and forgetting my act
And falling all over the people in the town.

Upstairs they decided I should be a cat
You may not like it but I'm here too stay,
So here I am I'll be your bestest friend
And if you look after me we'll be okay.

I thought a cat talking to me I had to smile
Fred said, if you look after me although I am a ghost,
I can teach you lots of things you know
Like how to grill salmon for me on toast.

I held my head I thought I was in bed dreaming
I said, if you're so clever what's my name?
He said don't insult my intelligence Tony
I know you're a writer but your not to blame.

I said, damned cheek you've got, I'm a Starlite poet
With that the cat jumped from my lap and I awoke,
I shouted Fred where do you think your going
Don't you want your grilled salmon?????? LOL





















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