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 CACKLE, CACKLE, CACKLE Humorous Poems 11/24/2008
 A DIFFERENT WAR Life 11/21/2008
 RADIANT Love 11/18/2008
 MOONLIGHT SHADOWS Dark Poetry 11/17/2008
 YOU ARE MY RAINBOW Love 11/13/2008
 OPEN AIR CHURCH Nature 11/12/2008
 1914 WAR 1918 Dedications 11/10/2008
 A CHILD'S DELIGHT. repost. Nature 11/10/2008
 GOD'S PICTURE BOOK Nature 11/6/2008
 MY GRANDMOTHER Spiritual Poems 11/4/2008
 UNDER THE BLOSSOM TREE Love 11/3/2008
 AN ANCIENT PRAYER Spiritual Poems 10/30/2008
 YOUR VERY BEING Love 10/27/2008
 PHOTO OF LOVE Love 10/21/2008
 FANGS A LOT Holiday Poems 10/20/2008
 IN THAT MOMENT Love 10/17/2008
 AS IF A CHILD Dark Poetry 10/15/2008
 EVERYTHING WAS QUIET Nature 10/14/2008
 FOOTSTEPS Nature 10/9/2008
 Dismissed by fools Life 10/9/2008
 WINDOW CLEANER Fantasy Poems 10/8/2008
 DANCING BLUE EYES Love 10/6/2008
 LEAVES OF LAUGHTER Nature 10/6/2008
 WASTED Insight 10/2/2008
 CONGRATULATIONS Love 10/1/2008
 BUTTERFLY Nature 9/30/2008
 AT THIS MOMENT Love 9/29/2008
 MAGICAL NIGHT Love 9/26/2008
 CHERRY RED LIPS Love 9/18/2008
 SUNSHINE CHEER Life 9/17/2008
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CACKLE, CACKLE, CACKLE

Don't give me a headache woman
Don't give me any pain,
I'm sitting here so peaceful
And your startin up your mouth again.

Go get yourself a drink of water
And rinse it round your throat,
You sounds like nothin I ever heard before
Except for an old Billy goat.

Tell me Tony, you comfortable in that chair?
Cause next time you calls me a Billy goat,
You're gonna go flying through the air.

Now don't you be so sassy woman
You got no need to complain,
I works me butt of everyday
Then when I come home you drive me insane.

Cackle, cackle, cackle, that's all you do
I can't write me poetry because of you,
It's worse than the television blaring out
I just want some peace you silly old moo.

I'm a cow now am I? That's better than a goat!
I baked a nice steak and kidney pie for your dinner,
But now I am going to eat it all to myself
You can call me what you like because I'll be the winner.

Tony flew into a rage and grabbed old Billy goat
And said, shove your dinner where the sun don't shine,
Cackling, cackling, cackling, all the damned time
I've heard enough of your constant wine ,wine, wine.

She said, I've cooked and I've cleaned, that's hard
Be gone with you he said, after all we're not wed,
With that, old Billy goat tipped the pie over his head
And now Tony has to cook before he can write, his poetry instead.





























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