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 Woman Stealers Fan Humorous Poems 8/28/2017
 Like A Little Princess  Life 8/28/2017
 The Lighthouse Insight 8/28/2017
 Can't Imagiane Life Without You  I Love You 8/28/2017
 The Fight Of Her Life Dedications 8/27/2017
 Tears Of Joy Poems To Our Troops 8/26/2017
 In A Hot Summers Night Love Gone Bad 8/26/2017
 Just A Baby Dedications 8/25/2017
 Jesus Walked On Water Inspirational Poems 8/6/2017
 The Trip Home Inspirational Poems 7/31/2017
 Little Miss House Keeper Life 7/30/2017
 She Visits His Stone Poems To Our Troops 7/30/2017
 She Walks Along The Beach Poems To Our Troops 7/29/2017
 Why Is It So Difficult Life 7/28/2017
 I Looked Into Your Eyes I Love You 7/28/2017
 Rain On The Roof Inspirational Poems 7/28/2017
 Prayer Chains Inspirational Poems 7/27/2017
 Greed Insight 7/27/2017
 It's Me Again Lord Inspirational Poems 7/26/2017
 The War Draft Poems To Our Troops 7/25/2017
 As I Pray Inspirational Poems 7/24/2017
 Goodnight My Friend Life 7/24/2017
 Here Is You A Rose I Love You 7/22/2017
 My Dearest Love  Poems To Our Troops 7/21/2017
 A Whisper In The Wind  I Love You 7/17/2017
 As The Sun Rises Nature 7/16/2017
 May An Angel Visit You Inspirational Poems 7/15/2017
 Hold On To Your Love I Love You 7/14/2017
 High Lonesome Sound Nature 7/14/2017
 There Jesus Sits Inspirational Poems 7/10/2017
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Woman Stealers Fan

Woman Stealers Fan

There she sits
Flat on her couch
If her team gets behind
she becomes a grouch

Watching her Stealers
There on her t.v. set
Cheering them right on
Sometimes making a bet

Sometimes she's worse than
Any man if they're behind
Throwing things across the room
Like they can hear or read her mind

If someone calls or interupts her
It makes her fighting mad
But should they get ahead
That's when she gets glad

Some wander if she's drunk
Or just a little bit crazy
As she's glued to the t.v.
As if her head is hazy

It's fun to bet against them
Just to get her rattled up
But be good and ready to duck
Anything she might throw like a cup

Yes,she a big fan of the Stealers
On that there is no doubt
And should they lose the game
You better bet she's going to pout

She's much worse than men
Watching the game in a bar
They might throw a punch or two
But,when she hits she'll leave a scar

by request
Written 8/27/2017 by Norman Hale Jr.
2017 norman (All rights reserved)

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