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 Arnie's Alien KANEIX        (More) 2/18/2017
 Be Alone panther811        (More) 2/11/2017
 Akakios KANEIX        (More) 2/1/2017
 The Tale of Harry Comfry, Woodland Vole  KANEIX        (More) 1/29/2017
 The Prisoner KANEIX        (More) 1/22/2017
 Blue Heavens KANEIX        (More) 1/21/2017
 Theme for a Dream dave.wynter        (More) 1/21/2017
 Untitled Name Not Given        (More) 1/16/2017
 Dreams Don't Lie ColinMacDonald        (More) 1/8/2017
 Scapegrace panther811        (More) 1/7/2017
 Pensive Wisdom Lou1216        (More) 12/27/2016
 ~ The Heart Of A Burning Stone ThaPoeticFire        (More) 12/23/2016
 Social Destortion Mario William Vitale        (More) 12/12/2016
 Memories of a lonseome past assisi        (More) 12/6/2016
 Life's Acceptance Lou1216        (More) 12/4/2016
 A Backward Day Lou1216        (More) 11/24/2016
 The Tomb Wraiths KANEIX        (More) 11/23/2016
 The Things That Dreams Are Made Of Cynthiaapwlts        (More) 11/21/2016
 It's Deep Dark Night KANEIX        (More) 11/20/2016
 Super Moon  Emotionalman        (More) 11/15/2016
 Vervain LkSkyFlyRose        (More) 11/11/2016
 The Real Walking Dead Mario William Vitale        (More) 11/11/2016
 The Planet Of The Hate Mario William Vitale        (More) 11/10/2016
 Running With The Wolf Pack Mario William Vitale        (More) 11/7/2016
 New Daybreak panther811        (More) 11/6/2016
 Apache Canyon Mario William Vitale        (More) 11/5/2016
 Hidden Dreams Lou1216        (More) 11/5/2016
 A place I'd never been Imbedded_Crystal        (More) 11/2/2016
 Will Embark panther811        (More) 11/1/2016
 Intimate encounter qhiinc        (More) 10/30/2016
 


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Arnie's Alien


It was a real freak show
The biggest thing ever!
Everyone wanted a piece
And boy could Arnie deliver!

The alien was found in the desert
Wandering dazed and bemused
No one knew how it got there
And Arnie was real confused

Living out there in his trailer
He saw nothing from dawn to dusk
But one day a blinding explosion
Near blew him from his husk

Luckily for Arnie he knew Dave
Who registered sole rights in his name
And try as the CIA did that night
Arnie kept a hold on his 'game'

They stuck it in a holding pen
Guarded by all the rights of law
Ringed by fences and flashing lights
And shoved pizza down its jaw

Next day the ads hit the screen
‘Live Alien! This Time For Real!’
With a pic of it’s weird spiral tit
And a sound byte of its squeal

Right away green stuff hit the fan
Not green cheese, no, not this
We’re talking moolah here… hard cash
A great pile of starry bliss!

Boy, the public lapped it up
Each with his little cattle prod
Making it squeal and flash its eyes
And protrude its fiery rod

Now maybe they shoulda realised…
Or, was it something it ate?
Nah! It was crass human stupidity
That consigned them to their fate

In the end no one really cared
A bunch of trailer trash had gone
And for fifty square miles a great black smudge
And Arnie's eyes burning like the sun.

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