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 I Won't Miss You? jvaughan        (More) 4/19/2018
 I TRIED! MissSharon        (More) 4/8/2018
 A Rabbit Wasn't Included randy-johnson        (More) 3/23/2018
 Evening Muse~ Stephen Hawking Tribute ThaPoeticFire        (More) 3/16/2018
 Pink Rabbit randy-johnson        (More) 3/14/2018
 WHISKERS OF EEL MissSharon        (More) 3/13/2018
 I WAS IN A FASHIONABLE COCKTAIL BAR Biggus        (More) 2/28/2018
 GLOB IS AN ACRONYM Biggus        (More) 2/26/2018
 The Expired Burglar randy-johnson        (More) 2/24/2018
 OLD AND GREY listener        (More) 2/23/2018
 FRED ASTAIRE WAS BELIEVED TO BE Biggus        (More) 2/23/2018
 WHO LED THE ISRAELITES Biggus        (More) 2/23/2018
 I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK Biggus        (More) 2/20/2018
 A STARTER FOR TEN Biggus        (More) 2/20/2018
 WHEN WE WERE KIDS, WE DIDNíT GO Biggus        (More) 2/20/2018
 Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner randy-johnson        (More) 2/19/2018
 MY IPHONE IS FROZEN Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 HE WAS GOING ON A BLIND DATE Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 LIFE WAS MUCH SIMPLER WHEN I WAS A BOY Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 MEDICINAL REJECTION Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 I HAD A DREAM poetalthomas        (More) 2/17/2018
 VALENTINES REPLY listener        (More) 2/14/2018
 THE ORIGINS OF FAT TUESDAY  Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 3 Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 IF YOU ARE A LOVER OF PUNS Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 2 Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 THERE IS A VERY DISTINCT DIFFERENCE Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 1 Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 Rated R randy-johnson        (More) 2/11/2018
 THE WILL OF HUMPHREY BOGART MissSharon        (More) 2/8/2018

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I Won't Miss You?

I won't miss you
should you ever leave me
I'll have to much fun
spreading my new wings,
filling my life with fun,
and maybe new women
I'll have no time to grieve.
Girl your memory
won't ever haunt me
just wait and see.
Now if you'll buy that
I've got keys to the city
you choose the city
I'll give you the keys.
Any city in the world
will be at your disposal,
just ask for them please.
I never worshipped,
the ground you walk on
I never have & that's a fact.
I won't follow, try to find you,
because I don't love you
and if you'll buy that.
I've got a private star
that's been made just for you,
filled with comforts of home.
So listen babe,
don't ever roam!

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