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 I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK Biggus        (More) 2/20/2018
 A STARTER FOR TEN Biggus        (More) 2/20/2018
 WHEN WE WERE KIDS, WE DIDNíT GO Biggus        (More) 2/20/2018
 Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner randy-johnson        (More) 2/19/2018
 MY IPHONE IS FROZEN Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 HE WAS GOING ON A BLIND DATE Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 LIFE WAS MUCH SIMPLER WHEN I WAS A BOY Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 MEDICINAL REJECTION Biggus        (More) 2/19/2018
 I HAD A DREAM poetalthomas        (More) 2/17/2018
 VALENTINES REPLY listener        (More) 2/14/2018
 THE ORIGINS OF FAT TUESDAY  Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 3 Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 IF YOU ARE A LOVER OF PUNS Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 2 Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 THERE IS A VERY DISTINCT DIFFERENCE Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 1 Biggus        (More) 2/13/2018
 Rated R randy-johnson        (More) 2/11/2018
 THE WILL OF HUMPHREY BOGART MissSharon        (More) 2/8/2018
 MY GRANDCHILDREN LIVE IN THE CITY Biggus        (More) 2/8/2018
 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 402 Biggus        (More) 2/8/2018
 A NATURAL WONDER MissSharon        (More) 2/7/2018
 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 401 Biggus        (More) 2/7/2018
 HOW I WISH I COULD! MissSharon        (More) 2/5/2018
 REALITY listener        (More) 2/2/2018
 I wanted to be a Cowboy! ThePoetMe?        (More) 1/29/2018
 EXERCISE Ja        (More) 1/6/2018
 ON BURNS NIGHT Biggus        (More) 1/4/2018
 If I Don't Remember It, It Didn't Happen ThaPoeticFire        (More) 1/3/2018
 DEAD AND BURRIED MissSharon        (More) 1/1/2018
 SHE- WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT HER Ja        (More) 12/31/2017
 


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I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK

I am a really terrible cook
Iíve burnt everything so far
Iím definitely not Cordon Bleu
In fact Iím more Cordon Noir

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