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 TODAY, TOMORROW, AND FORGET IT standardnorm        (More) 6/29/2015
 looking for a poet  jan oskar hansen        (More) 6/29/2015
 I'm Open to Suggestions, But... jamieclaire        (More) 6/28/2015
  Something to Talk About Joyce Porter        (More) 6/28/2015
 Never Immodest panther811        (More) 6/27/2015
 ME, MYSELF, I OR ALL THREE OF US standardnorm        (More) 6/26/2015
 I AM A QUITE REMARKABLE PERSON Biggus        (More) 6/26/2015
 THE TRUTH ABOUT CANDY CRUSH Biggus        (More) 6/26/2015
 IT’S NOT REALLY ANY COMFORT Biggus        (More) 6/26/2015
 IT WAS DURING A CHESS GAME Biggus        (More) 6/26/2015
 Dutch Treat randy-johnson        (More) 6/25/2015
 COMMUTED SENTENCES standardnorm        (More) 6/25/2015
 NOBODY WROTE THIS standardnorm        (More) 6/24/2015
 THE END IS NEAR standardnorm        (More) 6/24/2015
 MIME randy-johnson        (More) 6/23/2015
 The Forty Word Challenge jamieclaire        (More) 6/22/2015
 MY MUSIC TASTES ARE QUITE ECLECTIC Biggus        (More) 6/22/2015
 APPLE ARE BUILDING A NEW HQ Biggus        (More) 6/22/2015
 I HAD BREAKFAST WITH AN ORNITHOLOGIST  Biggus        (More) 6/22/2015
 YOLO IS AN ACRONYM  Biggus        (More) 6/22/2015
 a horse story  jan oskar hansen        (More) 6/22/2015
 That Crook Stole My Stolen Money randy-johnson        (More) 6/18/2015
 Jar Jar Binks randy-johnson        (More) 6/15/2015
 PEANUT BUTTER standardnorm        (More) 6/15/2015
 future unforeseen  jan oskar hansen        (More) 6/14/2015
 It Could Happen To You 7/7 Challenge Cynthiaapwlts        (More) 6/13/2015
 Chimp Starlight1        (More) 6/13/2015
 YTIVARG standardnorm        (More) 6/10/2015
 FASTER THAN LIGHT  standardnorm        (More) 6/9/2015
 AT ONE WITH NATURE listener        (More) 6/9/2015
 


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TODAY, TOMORROW, AND FORGET IT

I really like to look at maps
And find places I’d like to go’ta
Like Morrow, Ohio; Knight, Indiana
And the small town Day, Minnesota.

So I began to plan my trip
And to help me guide my way
I went to my telephone,
And called up Triple A.

I told the lady on the phone,,
That tomorrow I’d like to go to Day
Then maybe go to Morrow tonight
If you could find a way.

Because, yesterday I went to Knight
And today I could go to Morrow
Tomorrow I still plan to go to Day
And return to Knight tomorrow.

She then said, “Pardon me,
I fear we have one of those bad connections,
Because I did not understand a word you said
And cannot give directions.”

Well, tomorrow I still need to go to Day
Perhaps to go to Morrow today,
I need to return to Knight tomorrow
To finish what I started yesterday.

“Well sir”, she said I’ve heard you twice,
And still I can’t digest it’
So don’t call us, we’ll cal you,
And next tume just Map Quest it.”





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