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 RUDOLPH listener        (More) 12/7/2019
 Far too close Abdul_Malik        (More) 11/27/2019
 CAR FOOTBALL IS ACTUALLY A THING biggus        (More) 11/25/2019
 THE REASON WHY COWS HAVE HOOVES biggus        (More) 11/25/2019
 SLEEP IS MY MOST FAVOURITE THING biggus        (More) 11/25/2019
 A THESAURUS IS PRECIOUS biggus        (More) 11/25/2019
 IF A COWBOY ASKS YOU IF YOU CAN HELP biggus        (More) 11/25/2019
 EXPLOSIVE CHEESE biggus        (More) 11/25/2019
 My First Ever Boyfriend suvasini        (More) 11/22/2019
 A FLY IN MY SOUP The_Pip2        (More) 11/20/2019
 CHEEKY CHILD listener        (More) 11/7/2019
 Farts janetmcglone        (More) 11/6/2019
 YOU, Me and Ice Tea wmphenn        (More) 11/5/2019
 plight of the penguin  janetmcglone        (More) 10/26/2019
 MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE WAS HAVING HER biggus        (More) 10/18/2019
 SOMETIMES MARKETING biggus        (More) 10/18/2019
 I WAS EAVESDROPPING ON THE BUS biggus        (More) 10/18/2019
 DONíT TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTED biggus        (More) 10/18/2019
 CHEESE DISGUISE biggus        (More) 10/18/2019
 Overwhelmed frog        (More) 10/8/2019
 PHOTOGENIC MICE biggus        (More) 10/8/2019
 STAR WARS CHEESE biggus        (More) 10/8/2019
 THERE ARE MANY PHOBIAS biggus        (More) 10/8/2019
 FIVE A DAY ADVICE biggus        (More) 10/8/2019
 A NEW PRISONER SAYS TO A FELLOW NEW ARRI biggus        (More) 10/8/2019
 A THOUSAND MILE JOURNEY # 2 biggus        (More) 10/8/2019
 Our King-Kong Sized Terrible-Two reality1        (More) 10/4/2019
 Scattered Mind goldpenghost        (More) 9/27/2019
 If Video Games Were Like Crack randyjohnson        (More) 9/27/2019
 PHOTO listener        (More) 9/26/2019

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He knelt and he farted and slid down the roof
Father Christmas said, Rudolph you're so uncouth.
That fart went right in my face,
You're nothing but a disgrace.

Rudolph laughed and said, you do pong.
As father Christmas broke out into song.
He said, we're pong ponging all the way
Oh! What a lovely farting Christmas day.

Oh! The presents will smell nice
With roast turkey, Xmas pud and rice.
There will be farting competitions
And many, red faced repetitions.

For farting is a worldwide occupation
It goes right across every nation.
So, a happy farting Christmas
And a happy farting New Year.

Oh dear said Rudolph I've s.... meself
And I haven't got a spare pair of knickers,
Laughed farter Chistmas

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