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 The Contest George Langley        (More) 7/29/2016
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 SO IF IT IS CORRECT THAT ONE # 1 Biggus        (More) 7/25/2016
 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 377 Biggus        (More) 7/25/2016
 Poets Against Time Zone Differences dave.wynter        (More) 7/24/2016
 SOME OF US LEARN FROM Biggus        (More) 7/19/2016
 PROBLEMS ARE ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE Biggus        (More) 7/19/2016
 FRIENDíS FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 1 Biggus        (More) 7/19/2016
 IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 3 Biggus        (More) 7/19/2016
 THE PLURAL OF TOOTH Biggus        (More) 7/19/2016
 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 376 Biggus        (More) 7/19/2016
 IF IíM SMILING, I'M THINKING Biggus        (More) 7/15/2016
 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ALCOHOL Biggus        (More) 7/15/2016
 MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 2 Biggus        (More) 7/15/2016
 IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IS # 2 Biggus        (More) 7/15/2016
 THE PLURAL OF FOOT Biggus        (More) 7/15/2016
 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 375 Biggus        (More) 7/15/2016
 Inspector George Langley        (More) 7/14/2016
 IF I HAD A POUND FOR EACH AND EVERY GIRL Biggus        (More) 7/13/2016
 NEW EVIDENCE INDICATES THAT WOMEN Biggus        (More) 7/13/2016
 MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 1 Biggus        (More) 7/13/2016
 IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IS # 1 Biggus        (More) 7/13/2016
 THE PLURAL OF MAN Biggus        (More) 7/13/2016
 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 374 Biggus        (More) 7/13/2016
 I'LL BE COOKING IN A NEW POT poetalthomas        (More) 7/11/2016

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The Contest

The vocal judges made a frown, my graveled voice I cleared
Those who had no ear plugs,put fingers in their ears

I opened up my mouth real wide to sing the song once more
I had to sing much louder, as excitement really soared

They waved and yelled for me to stop,this was their way to ask
I guess they felt the need to rest my voice so it would last.

I told them I would try again,one chuckled and then said,
'You have a voice none other has,lease stop while you're ahead.'

He said that I should not compete, to make the others glad
I guess he's right, so I'll not sing,and make them all look bad.

Instead he said just go back home and practice every hour
He also stated,'Tone it down and keep it in the shower.'

Another contest I have found, I think I'm gonna win
It's not for singing but it's for the world's most cleanest skin!

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