The Starlite Cafe
· Humorous Poems
· Sort by: Date · Title · Poet ·
Humorous Poems Customize Your Starlite Cafe 
 Title   [ Click any title below to view poem ]  Poet More From Poet  Date
 Sense and Nonsense cherryk        (More) 5/3/2016
 Death of a Relative dolores39        (More) 4/21/2016
 'How Nice It Is' sprngn1        (More) 4/20/2016
 OUR NEIGHBOURS ARE ORGANIC DAIRY FARMERS Biggus        (More) 4/18/2016
 THE BORDER AGENCY ARE STRUGGLING Biggus        (More) 4/18/2016
 A ROYAL WARRANT Biggus        (More) 4/18/2016
 A MAN WAS LEFT MENTALLY SCARRED Biggus        (More) 4/18/2016
 A WEED IS A PLANT THAT HAS SIMPLY MASTER Biggus        (More) 4/18/2016
 WHY DID THE BIGAMIST CROSS THE ROAD? Biggus        (More) 4/18/2016
 'My Own Balls' sprngn1        (More) 4/12/2016
 A TODDLER STARTS CHEWING ON A SLUG Biggus        (More) 4/5/2016
 THE MOST POPULAR NUDISTS Biggus        (More) 4/5/2016
 SHEER EXTRAVAGANCE Biggus        (More) 4/5/2016
 THE SIMPLE RED ROSE WAS ONCE Biggus        (More) 4/5/2016
 GARDENING RULE Biggus        (More) 4/5/2016
 WHY DID THE FUGITIVE CROSS THE ROAD? Biggus        (More) 4/5/2016
 Tea Leaves Lou1216        (More) 3/27/2016
 NEVER LOSE YOUR HEART TO A TENNIS PLAYER Biggus        (More) 3/24/2016
 THE MELONS ARE HAVING A BIG WEDDING Biggus        (More) 3/24/2016
 THE WAY TO GARDEN EFFECTIVELY Biggus        (More) 3/24/2016
 'A Little Dance' sprngn1        (More) 3/23/2016
 Will Do panther811        (More) 3/22/2016
 The Green-Eyed Monster Lesa_Lynn_Wirth        (More) 3/20/2016
 Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut Lesa_Lynn_Wirth        (More) 3/17/2016
 I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me randy-johnson        (More) 3/17/2016
 WE USED TO HAVE AN OWL Biggus        (More) 3/17/2016
 ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2 Biggus        (More) 3/17/2016
 WEEDS AND FLOWERS Biggus        (More) 3/17/2016
 ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 1 Biggus        (More) 3/17/2016
 WHY DID THE VOYEUR CROSS THE ROAD? Biggus        (More) 3/17/2016
 


SEARCH ALL POEMS
Search: Pen Names Poem Titles    Searching Help
Keywords:  
Sort By:
If you don't remember the full name of the poet or poem your are searching for, just type in the first few letters. To narrow your search enter as much information as you can. For a more exact search select "Exactly Matching".


Sense and Nonsense





Maybe pigs might fly
if their diets were improved.
Maybe they'd be better fed
if they were not cloven-hooved.

Maybe I'd cease conjecturing
if I could just feel inspired.
Maybe my thoughts have been constipated
since the day that I retired.


Phrase: Maybe pigs might fly if...


(Smile)


  • See more poems by cherryk
  • View this poem
  • Comment on this poem
  • | Home |

    ©1995 - 2016 TheStarliteCafe.com