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 YOU NEVER EVEN KISSED ME listener        (More) 12/16/2018
 Wifey's Truffle Causes Scuffle DoveTail        (More) 12/15/2018
 Permanently on Santa's Naughty List randy-johnson        (More) 12/15/2018
 Count down Abdul_Malik        (More) 12/12/2018
 TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 35 Biggus        (More) 12/12/2018
 I Can't Get Drunk randy-johnson        (More) 12/9/2018
 CONVERTIBLE randy-johnson        (More) 12/8/2018
 CHRISTMAS CANDLE Biggus        (More) 12/4/2018
 Come And Get It! Moonlight Flower        (More) 11/30/2018
 HAPPY CHRISTMAS AUNTIE PEGGY  Biggus        (More) 11/30/2018
 Vexation and Vanity Abdul_Malik        (More) 11/23/2018
 Black Friday At The Hospital randy-johnson        (More) 11/23/2018
 HAPPY TURKEY DAY Biggus        (More) 11/21/2018
 MIDDLE AGED HOLIDAY Biggus        (More) 11/21/2018
 WHAT NATIONALITY IS SANTA CLAUS? Biggus        (More) 11/20/2018
 MUM WAS DETERMINED Biggus        (More) 11/16/2018
 PEOPLE TRAVEL CONSIDERABLE DISTANCES Biggus        (More) 11/16/2018
 WHEN WE SIT DOWN TO CHRISTMAS DINNER Biggus        (More) 11/16/2018
 TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 20 Biggus        (More) 11/16/2018
 ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE Biggus        (More) 11/15/2018
 ALTHOUGH MY WIFE AND I ARE AGING Biggus        (More) 11/15/2018
 AN ELEGANT HARPIST Biggus        (More) 11/15/2018
 I HAVE DISCOVERED AN ELEMENTAL FORCE Biggus        (More) 11/15/2018
 IíM A REALLY KEEN CRICKET FAN AND Biggus        (More) 11/15/2018
 A MAN STOPPED ME IN THE STREET Biggus        (More) 11/15/2018
 THE FIRST TIME I MET MY WIFE Biggus        (More) 11/14/2018
 MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE LOADS OF SAYINGS Biggus        (More) 11/14/2018
 I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED Biggus        (More) 11/14/2018
 I WORK FOR A COMPANY Biggus        (More) 11/14/2018
 MY LAST GIRLFRIEND TREATED ME Biggus        (More) 11/14/2018
 


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YOU NEVER EVEN KISSED ME

Why don't you love me?
You keep playing with my head,
Perhaps you're playing away
With some other guy instead.

Don't be silly said Shirley
You're talking a load of rot,
We always has sex on Sunday
So be thankful for what you got.

I'm talking about real love
Not sex twice a year,
And when we does it
You never get's me a cold beer.

You never even kissed me
Last time as I recall,
You kept on about the wallpaper
Peeling off the bedroom wall.

Shirley laughed her head off
And said, what do you want from me?
I'm not the young sexy woman you married
You'll wake up in a minute, I am eighty three.

Shirley gave him a nice big cuddle
And he knew she loved him just the same,
And said well I suppose it is Christmas
You silly old fool, suppose I'll have to play
Your sex game.












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