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 BLEARY EYED AND SLEEP DEPRIVED MissSharon        (More) 8/19/2018
 I Eat Dog Food randy-johnson        (More) 8/18/2018
 COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN A CALIFORNIAN? Biggus        (More) 8/16/2018
 GOLF V BASEBALL Biggus        (More) 8/16/2018
 IF YOUR DEVICE IS BELOW PAR Biggus        (More) 8/16/2018
 MILITARY OBSERVATION Biggus        (More) 8/16/2018
 COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN ITALIAN? Biggus        (More) 8/13/2018
 IF YOU STAND AND LOOK IN THE FULL-LENGTH Biggus        (More) 8/13/2018
 I RESISTED GETTING A MOBILE PHONE Biggus        (More) 8/13/2018
 GOLF IS LIKE MARRIAGE Biggus        (More) 8/13/2018
 TROUBLE MAKES HOUSE CALLS MissSharon        (More) 8/12/2018
 She Said David A. Doolan        (More) 8/12/2018
 THE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE IS FANTASTIC #  Biggus        (More) 8/10/2018
 MIDLIFE Biggus        (More) 8/10/2018
 GOLF IS A MENTAL GAME Biggus        (More) 8/10/2018
 COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN JEWISH? Biggus        (More) 8/10/2018
 FIRST GRADE CADDY Biggus        (More) 8/9/2018
 THE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE IS FANTASTIC #  Biggus        (More) 8/9/2018
 THE SNAKES NEXT DOOR  Biggus        (More) 8/9/2018
 COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN BLACK? Biggus        (More) 8/9/2018
 Persnickety Pelican cherryk        (More) 8/7/2018
 CLEAN THE POOL MissSharon        (More) 8/5/2018
 Belaying panther811        (More) 8/2/2018
 ONE HOUR OFF! MissSharon        (More) 7/25/2018
 NOT ONE BIT! MissSharon        (More) 7/25/2018
 Dumb Referee randy-johnson        (More) 7/24/2018
 Pantsed randy-johnson        (More) 7/19/2018
 GE Appliances randy-johnson        (More) 7/14/2018
 My Irresponsibility on The 4th of July randy-johnson        (More) 7/7/2018
 Kamikaze Mario William Vitale        (More) 6/28/2018

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It's 3 A.M. and I'm awake...
And sleep deprived, it's no mistake.
I'm sitting here with eyes wide shut,
I lay me down.....then get me up.

I toss and turn for hours on end,
And think about the time I spend
Just trying hard to get some sleep...
It makes me angry...then I weep!

It's been this way since who knows when...
Yes I was young when it began.
Mom put me in my room at night...
I stayed awake without a light.

I heard the T.V. silent when
My folks went beddie-bye and then
I felt the darkness closing in...
No....sleep would not be found AGAIN!

I hate this curse of sleeplessness!
My mind's room's a mess!
I guess I'll get me up and write...
And smack the Sandman just for spite!

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