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 Cigarette Thief randy-johnson        (More) 6/23/2018
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 T.V Dinner Food Chain  ThaPoeticFire        (More) 6/11/2018
 AFTER THE SCANDAL OF AID WORKERS Biggus        (More) 6/8/2018
 ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION? Biggus        (More) 6/8/2018
 PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 5 Biggus        (More) 6/8/2018
 DO AS PHYLLIS SAID Biggus        (More) 6/6/2018
 MY MOTHER IS JUDGE AND JURY Biggus        (More) 6/6/2018
 PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 4 Biggus        (More) 6/6/2018
 MY GREAT UNCLE IS A SCIENTIST  Biggus        (More) 6/6/2018
 Ear Tutoring cherryk        (More) 6/5/2018
 Three Lousy Bucks! randy-johnson        (More) 5/28/2018
 THEY HAD A ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT Biggus        (More) 5/23/2018
 WE WILL GO TO SWITZERLAND Biggus        (More) 5/23/2018
 PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 3 Biggus        (More) 5/23/2018
 UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR Biggus        (More) 5/16/2018
 FRIENDíS FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 3 Biggus        (More) 5/16/2018
 ARE YOU WEARING A GARTER BELT? Biggus        (More) 5/16/2018
 MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2 Biggus        (More) 5/16/2018
 THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT Biggus        (More) 5/16/2018
 PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 2 Biggus        (More) 5/16/2018
 In a Pickle randy-johnson        (More) 5/15/2018
 WHAT DOES A TIME TRAVELLER DO Biggus        (More) 5/11/2018
 MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION Biggus        (More) 5/11/2018
 MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 1 Biggus        (More) 5/11/2018
 THE CANINE ESTABLISHMENT Biggus        (More) 5/11/2018
 PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 1 Biggus        (More) 5/11/2018
 I Love To Type George Langley        (More) 5/6/2018
 Comment Kind panther811        (More) 5/1/2018
 I Won't Miss You? jvaughan        (More) 4/19/2018
 


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Cigarette Thief

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to kill him.
He sneaks in my house when he catches my back turned.
I threatened to call the cops but he didn't seem concerned.
He doesn't just steal some of my cigarettes, he steals every pack.
He spits in my face when I go to his house to demand them back.
I've asked him time after time to stop but he won't.
But the laugh is on him, he has lung cancer and I don't.

(A fictional poem.)

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