No one wants to believe
A thing like that happened
But I believe it did
and I believe it will happen again
because people lack self control

Oh pooh--------------------

Once I was a beatnik
Now I am a pooh sigh guy
My shoe is falling apart
I wired up my shoe
with an old guitar string

Sigh--------------------------

Nothing makes me feel as good
as a $1.09 ice cream cone
Oh pooh
I guess I will never find
gainful employment for myself

They say I am not being
hard enough on myself
I don't like being hard
on myself
I like feeling comfortable

sigh-------------------------------