Orientation
Journal Entry - August 15th- Stoke Hall
Orientation ended with a tedious lecture on promiscuous sex and binge drinking. Seems like over the past few years keggers have become the official intramural sport in the freshmen dormitory. Upperclassmen indoctrinate incoming jocks and wannabes with the idea that weekend keggers are the sport of manly men. Envious of the overnight connections upperclassmen have in the biblical, physical sense, incoming often satisfy their hormonal overdrive by over-indulging, then hooking up with any willing female who hasn’t yet gained the freshman ten. In order to stave off morning after repercussions, the clinic opens every day at nine. In closing remarks, it was noted that the goals of the University just don’t jibe with the desire of some for four years of 24/7 party time. Must remember to ask Mom to send more sheets. Mine seem to have just disappeared.
By Jennifer03801
© 2007 Jennifer03801
(All rights reserved) Week 37 - a short 10 word challenge
bright - create - escape - hesitate - launch
paper - prove - sacred - start - zest
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