PHARTO SENIOR
Pharto Senior didn’t know with the brats what he would face,
The brats were in the jail cell for twelve hours in dark space.
The giant rocket now had a crew of thirteen,
Pharto Senior found a planet on the other side of the moon, called Obscene.
Pharto Senior and his crew pharted all the way there,
They flew speeds no one else would even dare.
They landed the rocket with the nose to the ground,
They saw surrounding them one-eyed monsters all around.
These monsters had two lights on their heads,
One light was green and the other one was red.
They seemed to have a block in their mentality,
Surprisingly, it was only mental telepathy.
The leader had a banana shaped nose,
Lordy they had big feet and 8 toes.
The crew and the brats thought they were having a nightmare,
They soon realized they were real but quite rare.
The monster’s mates wore skirts and their noses leaked,
They were ugly as sin with eagle shaped beaks.
The crew and the brats jumped into the rocket, ate beans and a wiener,
Then they pharted together in the rocket for Pharto Senior.
Their fuel was a mixture of turpentine and sulphur,
Also bear poop, explosives and even skunk fur.
They landed on an unknown Planet, called Pearl Island,
The brats found on the ground, large one-foot diamonds.
The brats loaded their bags with their precious find,
But they all had to leave their old pharts behind.
They pharted their way back to the U.S.A.,
Our government listened to what they had to say.
Their pay was doubled and it was suggested for retirement,
There would be no more adventure or new assignment.
Pharto Senior was one of those thirteen men,
Captain Pharto was left and said you brats will be taking this trip again.
By Mrs FAP
© 2008 Mrs FAP
(All rights reserved)
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