THE PHARTO SIX DREAM
In the last episode Pharto 5 was lost in space,
It wasn’t hard for him to be replaced.
Pharto 6 was carrying a heavy load,
No one really knew it was about to explode.
They were all together and bent over and pharted,
They blasted off vibrating as they departed.
They flew farther and farther into the Ozone,
Into a Planet that was a solidly frozen zone.
They even saw a Planet that was as small as a dot,
Reaching it they found it was extremely hot.
People there poured out their charm,
They wanted to show them their farm.
You won’t believe this, but they had six feet acorns,
They even had twenty feet high sweet corn.
They had sunflowers round as a car wheel,
There were four big seeds enough for a meal.
Vegetables big enough to feed all of the Earth,
The crew took home samples of this dirt.
Pharto 6 and his crew pharted to a Planet called Bridget,
Surprise, Surprise said the brats, it looks like a Planet of Midgets.
They showed them a tunnel that went underground,
They found U.F.O.’s ready to take off without making a sound.
The Pharto 6 crew pharted and pharted around,
The brats said they are pharting, pound by pound and more pound.
Their combined pharts created a huge explosion,
Which caused landslides and a mountain erosion.
The heat was so intense they blew out the window glass,
Slowly but slowly it let out the pharto gas.
Pharto 6 woke up and this story they could not explain,
Because Captain Pharto said they were over dosed with cocaine.
By Mrs FAP
© 2008 Mrs FAP
(All rights reserved)
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