PHARTO NINE EXPEDITION
They were on an adventurous trip on the rocket Pharto Nine,
They were on a secret mission and one of a special kind.
They had been in cold, hot and other kinds of turf,
They had gone to almost everywhere on Earth.
They had to fly through terrible and all kinds of weather,
So Captain Pharto standing side by side got us all together.
All together now, we all pharted,
This how we all usually get started.
Up through the chilling ozone,
They all felt their aching bones.
We circled back and landed in the Earth’s Hallow,
It was so cold the brats and crew could hardly swallow.
They saw some vehicles with a shining glow,
There were men nine feet tall standing by their U.F.O.
They said they could quickly release,
The U.F.O.’s to fight against wars and help make peace.
They had been there for years and years,
They told Captain Pharto his crew shouldn’t have any fears.
The Pharto 9 crew’s gas grew and grew,
Once they pharted together, they flew and flew.
They flew through the skies and black holes,
Flew back again to Earth again then on to the North and South Poles.
They made a quick change in flight with a pharting zoom,
Very quickly they were landing on the moon.
The brats and the crew walked into a big hole in the ground,
Inside the hole they all heard an eerie sound.
Captain Pharto said they were making a world peace date,
The brats said they saw at the head of the table, the President of the United States.
Upon the advice of the President and his orders,
They opened up once more all our borders.
Bin-Laden they say can no longer function,
Now the U.S.A. should capture him and all his mass weapons of destruction.
This scared Pharto 9 and he got ready to move,
The crew got together and pharted from their grooves.
They moved at high speeds into the night,
Straight for the sun’s rays and out of sight.
By Mrs FAP
© 2008 Mrs FAP
(All rights reserved)
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