PHARTO TEN AND HIS SHORT ADVENTURE
Pharto 10’s pharto gas just blows and blows,
The pharto gas finds it way as it flows and flows.
The pharto gas blasts its way from the hose,
It irritates and swells the brats big nose.
This pharto gas is ten times stronger,
Somehow it lasts longer and longer.
This is the same power that sent up the Rover,
Then they set the Rover up on rollers.
This is why Captain Pharto calls them the Pharto Ten,
Pharto Ten has a pharty crew of ten men.
On the way to Neptune in outer space,
The brats saw aliens and the crew gave them a chase.
These aliens had acorn shaped heads,
Pharto 10 radioed Pharty Gas ahead.
They said Neptune had no population,
They soon found out that was an exaggeration.
When they landed in a big hurry,
The big stinko caused a fury.
The Pharto crew and brats got out of their seats,
They found female creatures with four feet.
The brats noticed they had four big hands,
Which came in handy when they played in their band.
It wasn’t long till the male aliens came,
They tried to set Pharto 10 in flames.
It didn’t seem to make any sense,
So the Pharto crew got together in defense.
They pharted their gas right up in the alien faces,
All that was left of them was their shoelaces.
The Pharto 10 crew flew back to the U.S.A.,
Caging the brats while waiting for another exciting day.
By Mrs FAP
© 2008 Mrs FAP
(All rights reserved)
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