I’m lockin up the doors
To the place of my employment
Yes, my lifelong dream
I guess I watched too much TV
Cause now I’m a shoe guy
Yeh!! You got it..my idol
Mr. Bundy..Al Bundy..he was da man
Now there’s no way out, my life is damned
HEA!! There’s my ol friend Doc
Medicine, I need medicine
I can tell it’s Doc cause she staggers to the right
HEHE!! I sold her a pair of shoes after that last exam
Cause she forced me to the corner
Made me holler “Yes” ma'am
I remember well..too well..
“Now this won’t hurt a bit”
Don’t move, I won’t go too fast
Think I’m losin my sight
Don’t want you runnin into any walls
Yes..I remember that night
I don’t even know if she’s a real doc
But I can’t afford no-one else
I do know she is always stocked on medicine
And her door is never locked
Now she always staggers to the right
Cause I sold her a pair of shoes
With the left heel taller than the other
Vengeance is mine..sayeth the Bundy
Teach ya to poke me and make me yell..MAMMA!!
I remember I couldn’t even sleep that night
Now every time we meet at the pub
Oh what a fright, after a few buds,
She cries out in a slur!!
“Pleath help me I'm falling
Too mushhh of thith .. BURRRP!! beer”
That’s when it happens
Flashbacks of the day
It’s like..DON’T FALL ON ME WOMAN!!
You’d think with that platform she carries
She couldn’t fall off her stool
Just like the other day..there I was..
Just doin my job..then it happened,
The shadow, it filled the door
Then, she came in, right at closing
I want shoes..I said..well..see a blacksmith
She said..I want platform shoes..I said..
Well I can see why, needless to say
She came in anyway
So I measured her foot, oh what a sight
She had hair between her toes
And it was poking through her hose
And..this thing..on her nose
Well..the gentleman I am..I tried to ignore
That’s when it happened, the chair broke
And I was pinned to the floor
The last thing I recall, was that horrible noise
As she bellowed..PLEASE HELP ME I'M FALLING!!
So I did..tried to move and get to the door
But no use..I got pinned to the floor
Needless to say I spent all night
Tryin to breathe..oh what a sight
I thought I’d be rescued but nobody cared
People stopped by but just stood there and stared
I explained to the doc..what had happened
She said..well, she was a redhead and you coulda had her
She was passed out, so what would it matter
'And to think I pay for that advice'
Well..the doc is drunk and on her own
I’f you need help call 911 and leave me alone
Its time for me to head on home
HOME!! THE KIDS!!
THE WIFE!!
How much worse can life get
Bon bons, curlers and that voice
And she’s a redhead to boot
Think I’ll have me one last snoot
Go home and dream those beautiful dreams
If I can fall asleep
Of all those naggy ol women
And their furry ol feet
Ahhh!!! The life a shoe guy
Gotta follow the dream...PFFFFFFFF!!
What bliss..is there anything else
In life I’ve missed?
FTD CHALLENGE: PLEASE HELP ME I THINK I'M FALLLING
HOSTED BY: VIKING BUTTERFLY (ANNA )
A COLLABORATION WITH: VRIDER (RON) AND DOC_DYR (DOREEN) LOL
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