Oh Where Have My Maxi Pads Gone?
Oh Where Have My Maxi Pads Gone?
Oh dear Oh my
I don't have much time
But how will I ever
Make up my mind?
This one is long
That one is short
This one looks like
A diaper of some sort!
OMG! Only a triangle?
That's gotta be wrong!
Then I read 'Made especially
To be worn with a thong!'
Now let's see, here we go
These have little wings
Yep, the kids would have a blast
Making kites with those things
Oops, bumped into some guy
He's blushing deep deep red
Bet he's wishing his wife
Was doing the shopping instead
Ok back to my choice
There's the over-nights
Looks like a boat to me
Think I'd rather have the kites
Oh dear, now I am singing
My own little song
Oh where Oh where
Have the maxi pads gone?
Oh what have we here?
New product..why not try it?
Lites for those other days
Sounds like K's on a diet!!
There's the tami's and the liners
Still can't find what I need
Aha!! There's the Big K!!
There is a God, indeed!
Made it up to the register
With my K's and money in hand
Why oh why they were hard to find
I will never understand
That sweet little cashier said
'Ma'am, don't sell these much
'Cept to older ladies
Who don't like the wings and such
I gave her a look
To freeze the fires of hell
'Older ladies' ? like me
Or couldn't she tell?
Blaming it all on hormones
I grabbed my bag of K's
Not smart to mess with a woman
Having a Maxi Pad Day!!
© March 2002
Posted for Doreen's 'A smile a day' challenge
© 2008 Myrna D.
(All rights reserved)
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