Demonic Deception
(At the behest of Betty, this is for both herself AND Tweetybird.)
I t'ought I taw a cweep wast night, a gobwin or a ghoul;
a vewy ugwy cwitter that was dwipping gweenish dwool!
The gwossest t'ing I'd ever teen, it had an awful nose,
but what was scawiest was that it hadn't any cwothes!
It fwoated in my bedwoom and my bwood began to fweeze;
it teemed to have tum warts I t'ink, or facial skin disease!
I bwinked my eyes and wubbed 'em, 'den I cwept a wittle neawer . . .
and 'den I taw what I had teen was ME---'dere in my miwwor!
(The gween dwool was toothpaste that had dwibbled down my chin. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----run fer the hills, y'all!)
By Wordworx
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