Esthers Knickers
 
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whats that hanging on the line, is it a parachute na esthaes knickers

whats that fred? hanging from your line it looks like a parachute,

WHERE IS THA TNO GOOD FRED! He better get here soon, Or He Gonna be dead

OOOOOOOHHHH ESTHER! I got Good News and Bad... LETS HEAR IT SUCKA GOOD FIRST

The Good news is I am no longer yrou Brother in law.. HALLELUIA!!!!!! Now The Bad news.. ......... O LORD I AM CURSED!!!!!!!!


I AM THE DEVILS WIFE!!!!!!!! O WHY ME LORD WHAT DID I DI WITH MY LIFE!!!!????!!!!!!???

i must of did something bad, in my former life, to be hung by this noose, i now call my wife


oh Lord how her knickers, are stretched to the brim, you could catch a load of catfish in them

GET ME THE SHOT GUN CAL! I GONNA DO IT!!!! THE END!!!!!!!!

Now Fred, AInt no need in that.. But Cal If I wasnt married to Elizabeth.. That makes Lamont.... FRED!!!!!!!! NO!

Dont say that about Lamont.....He was innocent.... Just a child..

Fred You was a crazy man, a runnin wild.

O Lord No WONDER I had so much fun with Elizabeth I wasnt even married!

Fred you COULD claim yoru rights as Esthers Husband,

YEAH CAL I COULD

That Fix her REAL GOOD!

EEEEEESSSSSTTTHHHHHEEEERRRRR IM COMIN UP TO BED!

O NO YOU AINT FRED!

You dont wana divorce?

OK I'LL BE UP TO BED SOON!



CLIFF BABY GET THE TRUCK ! WE GOIN TO MISSUORI IN A HURRY !

Damn man and his ways, I have to dress up spiffy now, don't wanna get married, looking like some damn cow

these knickers came straight from a real trendy store, i think they were called tent city and more



I wonder if this man can take our wedding night, as I don't look like I did on that very first night
Weddning Night? I wanna Divorce, I dont wanna plead Insanity!



With Elizabeth I do.........But Esther............I wouldnt

(I can hear her now......... Fred Dont you worry bout woulndt, coz 99.. and at yrou age........YOU COULDNT!)


Fred , Esther Just get married and divorced and lets go back home beofre Evelyn Finds out

EVELYN! Says the Judge, SHO IS SHE?

THats his Girlfriend Back in Calirnia

Mr Sanford I wanna warn you... YOU AR ENO GOOD! A THREE TIMING WOMANIZER!


OK, FRED On your knees,

OK, But Only To Pray,

O LORD HELP ME, RESCUE ME FROM THIS EVIL!!!!!!!

and THIS UGLY!

Evil I may be, you old ugly fool, but I'm going back to the day, when my knickers did rule

I'll show a bit of leg, and get myself a man, because if anyone can score, Esther here can

BACK BACK! BACK II N YORU CAVE YOU OLD BAT!

UH OH! Cal says, FRED YOU GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!

waht?

Esthers Knickers was a parachute, You know i weigh 500, She signed where it says witenss, And I signed where it says Bride

Cal Says, Well handsome wanna carry me across the threshold?

Not tonigght Darling I have a headache


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