I wish I could get smart!
I love Lucy, and that girl…
It is like I am lost in space,
Alone with Charlie’s Angels…
And the little rascals!
Who just want me on their love boat?
If only the Brady Bunch were here!
I could ask their mom for sage advice…
But as it is, Lucy’s brother…
Will likely mash me,
Before it is done,
And bury me,
Beneath green acres.