We gathered all our rugrats
In the van we sat them down
Headed for the whacky races
On the other side of town
Drove like speedy gonzales
Since we were running late
Realized we'd forgotten out tickets
As we arrived at the gate
'Hey Arnold',said Momma
Now what are we gonna do
Without those tickets
They won't let us through
The race was underway by now
You could hear the thunder cats
Our necks were stretched like gumby
Trying to see where each car was at
Top cat had an idea
Of how some of us might get in
Ahh real monsters, let them loose
The guard's heads will be in a spin
The kids ran around like loony tunes
Being chased to and fro
Everyone else sneaked right in
The guards did not ever know
Soon the race was over
The winner was announced
The guards all looked droopy
For on those kids they never pounced
Time now to go home
Took some time to get there
Tomorrow would be another fun filled day
We are going to the fair
