A New Computer
From top to bottom,
I need to replace everything,
on this silly computer,
without losing my data.
I would take the keyboard,
see how far it would fly,
in the air,
then take that silly mouse,
throw it up in the air,
just to see where it might land out in the field.
And that screen I have to squench my eyes,
so tight to read,
I would set you outside,
sat down and watch you like a tv,
then throw a baseball right through your,
black shiny screen,
then yell ''home run'' .
And that monster of a tower,
put on steel boots and hit you,
so you can restore your power.
Those squeaky speakers, I would shot you with a,
45 caliber,
see if I hear you squeaky after that.
Then I would head out to Wal Mart,
buy me a whole new set up,
and say good-bye to that old silly computer.
By starstruck13
© 2008 starstruck13
(All rights reserved)
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