Brother... Did I Ever Goof
I found a little squirrel
Who had fallen from his tree
My poppa built a little cage
So, he came to live with me
I fed him and I trained him
Till he became my pet
Then I could open up his cage
But , he hasn't moved out yet
I took my pet to show and tell
Twas a big mistake, you see
Cause when I opened up his cage
He bit me... on my knee
He ran across some desktops
Till he came to Johnny's place
There he swished his tail around
Hit Johnny in the face
When Johnny started crying
He jumped on poor sweet Sue
For she was eating peanuts
So he ripped him off a few
She shrieked, she yelled, she hollered
The squirrel he got scared
When he tried to get away from Sue
He jumped on Mrs Baird.
When he found her open neckline
He scooted right on in
To huddle there between her breasts
Began to settle in
When I reached in to get him
He bit her...struggled free
Then headed for her lower parts
Boy, the names teacher called me
She sent me to the principal
Who took a stick to me
He beat upon my bottom
Till I hollered.. yes siree!
When we finally got that squirrel
To leave teacher alone
And back into his little cage
Then they made us both go home
The moral of my story
The purpose of my song
Is.. if you find a squirrel
Leave his little butt alone.
By jollynoblefrog
© 2008 jollynoblefrog
(All rights reserved)
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