Crazy Happy Times
...but gee....Little B
claims she's innocent you see
and she would never ever do
the things we claimed we saw her do....
WE weren't convinced
of her innocence.
Oh yeah, was just her believed
We knew the truth and weren't deceived
Now, I'll not mention dancing
or late night romancing
and I shouldn't mention drinking
but oh Little B was stinking!
She wandered with an unsteady pace
with a shining grin upon her face.
I think she was a little sloshed
I'll tell the truth, the truth, by gosh.
Our Bonnie was quite stinking
and the drink that she was drinking
was brewed up by our Noble Frog
I tasted it and was agog!
The way she ogled the bouncers
just lifted up their trousers.
Their boss was not impressed
in fact he was quite vexed,
For she distracted these hunky young men
by her sexy dancing once again.
Oh but what sight it was
Our double b had quite the buzz!
Now I've heard more than plenty
I heard about some twenty
stuffed into a dancer's string
while the man was still dancing!
And could it be true, were eyes deceived?
No one could ever have believed
When Bonnie
our Bonnie
our Teddy bear girl
gave that dancer's pole a twirl!
for gee....Little B
claims she's innocent you see
and these crazy happy times
only happened in these rhymes!
(For Sister's D crazy happy challenge)
a collab between me and sister D...fun fun fun stuff
thank sis!
By blind poet
© 2008 blind poet
(All rights reserved)
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