Revised---Half-Baked Truths And Lies
That pie that cools on the windowsill|
Was really baked by Jack and Jill.
You say I'm confused, mixed up in time.
I've merely changed that nursery rhyme.
And that little guy, they call Jack Horner,
Was finally let out of that dusty corner..
And that Itsy-Bitsy spider
Caught those pesky flies.
Sold them to you know who
They are now cooling in that pie.
I think Alice had first bid.
The tea party is now in full swing.
And she's getting rave reviews,
For that pie with all its wings.
The old Mad Hatter's hat sits high
Upon his greasy head.
I'm truly bothered by the words he just said.
Where's the justification
To inquire if Piglet has an invitation!!!!!!!
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