My hope went up in smoke for some peace and quiet
We all know that Shrek and Fiona got married and had some children
And live with that non stop talking donkey who is quite the chatterbox
Puss and Boots just got a job working on a shrimp boat
While away for awhile he met the woman of his dreams
She was from the other side of the swamp and her name was Mel
Puss and Boots was so madly in love with her
She had a very nice car that Puss and Boots and her would drive
One day they decided to get married and throw a huge party
They even invited the Mario Brothers
They sure loved to dance around
They even invited some of the frogs from the swamp and all the other fairy tale creatures
They invited also Garfield that really cool cat
As he swung his tail around
Then Shrek said let the party begin
