Get Rid Of The Advertisements

You have won a cell phone and a TV;
just text to us your bank details
and you'll also get for free...

a small Indonesian fishing village
and the right to charge them taxes.
It's not worth much at the moment
but wait till the recession relaxes.

As a bonus we will ship to you
six huge tree-ripened mangoes.
By the time you get them, they'll ferment
but that's the way the plan goes.

Finally, an aging rottweiler
with an abscess on his butt.
He's grumpy because he can't sit down
but I've got to get rid of the mutt.

We need your bank details, of course
to finalize this transaction.
But I'll be living it up in Rio
and you will get no satisfaction.

By cherryk

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