A HILLBILLY FANCY AFFRAIR
maw was but a redneck,
with her ole' cane pole...
with pig tails in her hair,
she trotted down to the fish'in hole...
she had her daisy dukes on,
and her little ole' halter top...
she was gonna find her a spot,
and there she sure would plop...
look'in forward to the day,
she brought her ole' can of worms...
this little ole' country gal,
wasn't fraid of no ole' germs...
she found her a nice little ole' spot,
upon a pile of ole' rocks...
now if you tried to take her spot,
she was sure to give ya a clock...
she baited up her hook,
and plopped in her line...
boy was she ready,
for a good ole' fish'in time...
bare-foot she sat there,
wait'in fer a bait...
paw thought she was look'in,
kinda outta sight...
now paw got-ta teas'in,
and maw got kinda sad...
she missed the fish a bite'in,
and well that made her kinda mad...
she just went to cuss'in,
hitt'in paw with that ole' cane pole...
should of seen him runn'in,
until he fell in a big ole' hole...
maw went justta laugh'in,
it was kinda a funny sight....
she said that's whatcha get,
and it sure serves ya right ...
you see folk i reckin you never mess with a redneck woman,
when she's down at the ole' fish'in hole....
or you're bond to get a whopp'in,
with her ole' yeller cane pole
For This is watcha call A HILLBILLY FANCY AFFAIR,
A redneck woman,daisy dukes,her pole, and bass...
and as you figured ....mess with her fish'in,
she's bound to beat'cha a** :)
Thank you doc_dyr for the challenge!!!!!
By PEBBLES139
© 2009 PEBBLES139
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