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A Christmas Tale... Part Two
 





When my four naughty daughters
Entered dear Santa’s door
They looked around and gawked around
Then peered around some more





They found it quite surprising
For it was not what you’d think
I know you won’t believe it
But inside his house …IT”S PINK!




A pink table, a pink rocker
Glistening pink lights on his tree
With not one single present
Where the awesome toys should be




Still on his old pink table
Mrs. Santa Claus set lunch
And right smack dab in the middle
Was a great big bowl of punch




She had fixed them chicken sandwiches
Lovely cookies… Christmas Trees
But it was the bowl of sweet pink punch
That brought them to their knees




Just at first Blind Poet sipped it
Then immediately drank more
Till she finally swayed and wobbled
Till she sat down on the floor




Poor Old Santa was bewildered
Asking “ How could she be drunk”?
What he had no way of knowing was that
Seante spiked the punch




When Mrs. Santa turned her back
Seante reached in her big purse
To pull out a jug of vodka
Then Good Lord…she fueled their thirst




All to soon my kids got snockered
Then they headed for the door
To begin the awesome mission
That they had been sent here for




They entered the toy factory
Where big machines looked dead
Hushed silence filled the great big room
Like mischief filled their heads




The first thing They all noticed
Was a bath of orange paint
That caught Blind Poet’s interest
And sealed poor Teddy’s fate




Without any hesitation
She caught Teddy…dumped her in
And giggled … come on Teddy
Let’s see how good you swim




Poor Little Teddy hollered
She caught her breath and wailed
Oh! Someone please come help me
I’m all orange.. her voice failed




So of course Dear Dr Dyr stepped up
To fish young Teddy out
Who stood dripping there orange paint
From her feet up to her snout




The other sisters hollered
While sweet poor Teddy wailed
When out stepped Poet Thomas
In his hand he held a pail




He said I think you’ll find me pleasant
I try hard to get along
But you better clean your sister up
Or sing a different song





I don’t believe in violence
But you see this belt right here
Get her clean and in a hurry
Then I’ll spare your derrieres




Better finish in a hurry
For you came up here to work
And I will not have Poor Santa
Become some Christmas jerk




Cause Marvin Goldfarb
Called us from his home for wayward boys
Who keep asking him and asking him
Will we get brand new toys?




Marvin ordered some transformers
Lots of video games and such
He’s just the first of many calls
That begin the Christmas rush




So you hear me… scrub your sister clean
There will be no more horse play
We must hurry up and make those toys
It will soon be Christmas day





Now.. how will they clean up Teddy
Will the toys get made in time
How many times will Marvin call
Can Al make them tow the line?




These questions I will answer

If

You’ll just come back and see
But Old Froggie’s got to run now
It’s past time for algae tea.





Hidden Word Glistening

By jollynoblefrog

© 2009 jollynoblefrog (All rights reserved)

 

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