Gee, I Love 'Im
I wanted ter buy 'im some flash arfter-shave,
...'e's a garbo and don't 'e arf pong!
But I can't buy me love a bloomin' fing,
all I touch lately goes wrong.
Be nice to buy 'im some cute boxer shorts
wif cupids an' love 'arts an' stuff.
I was savin' me dole cheque but car rego's due
and I ain't saved up nearly enough.
I've just got two bucks fer a pretty card
so I'll fill it with cuddles and kisses.
Will 'e get va message? Do you fink 'e'll know,
I'm real keen to be 'is new missus.
'E's such a good bloke...I loves 'im, I does.
It don't matter to me if 'e stinks.
'Is muvver don't like me, she says I'm a tart
but oo cares what vat ole bag finks!
I af ter sign orf an get ready,
'e's takin' me out fer a treat.
I'll splash on some extra yew d cologonny
so 'is smell don't knock me orf me feet.
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