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Boy Erupted
 

 
I could not help but to stare
It looked like it might erupt
But I simply could not dare
Be so blatantly abrupt

Please excuse my bulging eyes
I don’t mean to be a snob
I’m just baffled by the size
Of zits the size of corn cobs!

You need some derma fixes
To purify your poor pores
Some menthol salves and mixes
To cure those big ugly sores

Maybe then the girlies will
Stop screaming as they pass
A laser just might fit the bill
To zap that volcanic mass!


For Pete's (alwaysmywords) Just baffled by challenge

By EmpressPoetess

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