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A three-legged dog
and
a hairless cat
joined
an anorexic hog
and
a lovesick muskrat.


They journeyed far
to
find an animal mate,
together
they boosted a car
so
as not to be late.


The cat was cold
and
the pig had no fat
the
muskrat felt bold
and
dog loved to chat.


A red Corvette
full
of unlikely mates
won't
stop 'til they get
their
own perfect dates


Dog desires four legs
while
muskrat craves lust
for a
warm body cat begs
while
pig finds barbeques unjust


Dog says, “Who’s got cash?”
“This
car doesn’t run on hope’?
Each
looked at one another,
same
answer from all, “Nope”.


Boosted Vette is abandoned.
What
else could they do?
Now
back to walking,
the
three legged dog did boo hoo.


Whiny dog complaining
shifted
their focus away from love,
except
muskrat who began explaining
it
was pig he was dreaming of


Dog and cat were distracted
each
was thinking,' well I never'!
To
each other they weren't attracted,
sure
maybe a friend, but not a lover!!


Muskrat came up quite brilliant
lets
make our way out to Sin City.
Cat
said I’m in, you’re so ebullient
and
buffets for pig to get pretty.


The deal was struck and off they went
four
hopeless dreamers, one with a limp.
Cat
stayed close to pig despite his scent,
while
muskrat started to primp.


Sheepishly submitted for Bonnie’s Thinking Cap challenge

“animal”

By AlwaysMyWords

© 2010 AlwaysMyWords (All rights reserved)

 

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