Aussie Bloke's Weekend
On any weekend arvo,
Aussie blokes take in a game,
be it footie or aerial ping-pong.
Amber fluid's flowing, ankle biters yell
and a streaker in the crowd
is just a ning-nong.
I was at the Gabba watching
when the Broncos flogged the Dogs;
the flies were something shocking the whole day.
I was giving Aussie salutes,
'til me arm was gunna drop,
when a wasp decided he would like to play.
It landed on me nose,
me brother tried to whack it.
The wasp chomped on me conker
so I set up a racket.
The ambo crew came in,
attending to the din,
carried me out of the flamin' place
with a bag of ice on me face.
But she'll be apples in a week or so
when the swelling settles down.
Meanwhile, I'll join the circus,
they always need another clown.
aerial ping-pong... Australian Rules Football
amber fluid... beer
Aussie salutes... waving motion to repel flies
Broncos... Brisbane Rugby League team
Dogs... Sydney Rugby League team
footie... Rugby League or Rugby Union
Gabba... Sports arena, Brisbane
gunna... going to
she'll be apples... it will be OK
streaker... exhibitionist stripper
the football code shown in the video clip
is Australian Rules.
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