Man''s Point of View at Christmas
Well gee whiz, what you mean it's almost Christmas again.
Wasn't it Christmas just a few months ago, it is a drain.
I have plenty time to do my shopping, what's the rush?
I don't want to put up lights this year, we're in a crush.
When you are decorating for the holidays dear
Will you make me some cappuccino like you did last year
I will sit here and watch, you do it better than I can
Women have such good ideas, better than a man
No, I haven't done any shopping yet, I don't want to.
I think I will just give money to the kids and to you.
This holiday is so senseless, why put up a tree?
Oh, alright I'll help bring those lights so you can spree.
You did a wonderful job trimming the tree dear.
Don't you think the blue ornament should be here?
Why did you use the gold tinsel, the silver looks best.
You used those old fashioned decorations that I detest.
You're going grocery shopping? Now that makes sense.
What are you cooking, don't keep me in this suspense.
Baked turkey, yams, salad, green beans, and lots of dessert.
Christmas dinner sounds good. What you mean I'm a pervert?
Now that food really tasted good. Thank you for dinner.
I feel tired and sleepy, a nap sounds like a great winner.
What you mean, I should help clean up this Christmas mess?
I really need to rest. These holidays causes me such stress.
Norma Duncan aka Mistymaiden
Repost for challenge: Mixed Bag
# 7 Decorating for the holiday
( I know all men aren't like this but
the one I am spenting my life with is.)
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