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Chapter 57 ~ Good Morning Judge ... Orde
 

By ღ The Gold Pen Ghost ღ

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Good Morning Judge
Chapter 57



Lyric Re-write
Well good morning Judge, hope you are ok
Im in trouble, please help me today
A pretty thing took a fire to me
I couldnt stop her so I let it be

I couldnt stop her so set me free
I couldnt stop her so set me free
I couldnt stop her so set me free

She didn't do it, She wasnt there!
If She did it, I dont care!

Well good morning judge, yes Im your friend
Im in here cause of sweets and a Pen
I found candy but I couldnt pay
I was hungry and I Stole it away
I saw a pen and I just wrote away
I wanted it and I Stole it away
She chopped my head it rolled away

She didn't do it, She wasnt there!
If She did it, I dont care!
She didn't do it, She wasnt there!
If She did it, I dont care!

Alcatraz will it be home sweet home
Im so hunted and have no home
San Quentin is where I'll be
I didnt do it set me free
I didnt do it set me free
I didnt do it set me free
I didnt do it set me free

Order ! ! !
Order In MY Court ! ! !




Mr. Buzzard I've been labeled
for years as having grudge
Many around town call me
Mouth ... The Hanging Judge

For you a special Jury
I personally hand picked
They Look a bit familiar
Awwww Ya feeling a bit sick

You appear before this court
and a jury of your peers
and all you have to offer
is excuses and alligator tears

You expect us to believe
all your sorry whines
about Mz. Mouth
and your claimed hard times

Now I do believe it all began
with Mouth, her friends and a candy bar
You stole and ran into the night
But were apprehended by the Angels star

Then you turned the Musketeers
into big fat turkeys
Its a total wonder
They didnt turn you into Buzzard Jerky

Then you were an imposter
as the great and powerful Wiz
Mickey Ray as a Count
and Robin Ray with little pizzazz

The list of alias'
is to long with which to bother
But now let me tell you what
Your in a heap of trouble brother

Now you throw yourself
on the mercy of this court
Mercy for a Buzzard?
Well that scheme you can abort

Your charges are many
your risk of flight it quite high
There will be no bail
for a Buzzard who lies

The jury has decided
Justice will best be served
So your sentence Dear Buzzard
is one you so richly deserve

You foolishly knocked upon
this courts mercy door
Mouth has always warned you
be careful at what you ask for

The only path to your freedom
is to forfeit the Gold Pen
Checkmate my dear Buzzard
I believe the Gold Pen I did just win.


Original by
The Mouth of The South
aka
Donna DeLong Matthews
August 2009



Good Morning Judge
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