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Queen Of This House KKD
 

By ღ The Gold Pen Ghost ღ

© 2019 ღ The Gold Pen Ghost ღ (All rights reserved)

 



Queen of This House
Lyric Re-write ~ Sing Along



Husband for sale or rent
Kids, I give Ya fifty cents.
No time, no rest, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
Ah but
Looks like I ride a broom
but its
used to clean this room
Im a
Woman who says what she means
Queen of this House

Third brown house, on the right
Visitors??? Oh Im such a sight
Old worn out robe and shoes
Its only 8 and I smell of booze
I have
put on a few small pounds
Im short but not too big around
Im a
Woman who says what she means
Queen of this House

I know every doctor for every pain
all of their patients and all of their names
and every med for every ill
and every shot that been shot
because there's no pill

I sing,
Husband for sale or rent
Kids I give Ya fifty cents.
No time, no rest, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
Ah but
Looks like I ride a broom
but it's
used to clean this room
Im a
Woman who says what she means
Queen of this House

Husband for sale or rent
Kids I give Ya fifty cents.
No time, no rest, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
Ah but ...

ღ KKD ღ

Original by
Donna DeLong Matthews
(All rights reserved)
January 2004
Just Another Reflection Of My ღ

A little fun remake and
the woman's version of
Roger Miller's
King of The Road




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ღ God asked me how long I planned on keeping you in my life.
I smiled and said...
How do I choose between always and forever...
But then I have found that's really not up to me... ღ

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