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The Bacon Butty
 

 
Oh lord I have this disability
No doubt the onset of senility
For I can’t resist a bacon roll
“Lord have mercy” Save my soul.

The scent of bacon gently frying
Copious saliva, my glands supplying
Images of pork I now extol
“Lord have mercy” Save my soul.

Thoughts of juicy bacon flavour
Lips and tongue prepared to savour
On my waist line take your tole
“Lord have mercy” Save my soul.

Biting sinfully with my gnashers
Into mountains of fatty rashers
Who cares about cholesterol?
“Lord have mercy” Save my soul.

My dilemma you see is quite pathetic
Denied this treat as a diabetic
Oh hell my greed I can't control
Lord have mercy save my soul.

By Dr Fogg

© 2011 Dr Fogg (All rights reserved)

 

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