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I took this bird called Angie to the movies last night
She wasn't pretty she was kinda plain I could tell,
She had spots on her face and she scratched a lot
So she must have had spots on her big bum as well.

She sat there eating popcorn, her boobs sat on her tummy
When she farted her false teeth fell out and left her gummy,
When she smiled at me I thought she was Frankinstien's bride
She gave me the horrors and I pissed meself and came in with the tide.

I said do you like the movie? She said there is a funny smell in here
I made the excuse to go out to the foyer but unfortunately no beer,
Talk about a horror movie, I THOUGHT i was at the ugly convention ball
Iwas in so much pain laughing at her but spotty never noticed at all.

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