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what i get
is what i stole
my troops left empty handed
dirtier then coal
we didn't know
so i took off in a blaze
landed in the snow
Louisiana to New York
we smoked and watch the blizzard blow
then it was back down to Texas
to sun, shine, and glow
hit the stage, grab the mic
take the money, play the show
hit the top, stop
and on my way i go
the catalyst
mad man naturalist
obscenity wrapped cadavers
lined up like analysts
with a cynical twist
broken pencils, broken fists
and your new ruby high heels
match my god like wish
my god like wits
like tisk tisk
we all wanna make it home
and we all wanna make it big
but first you gotta act grown
cause the streets respect those creeps
that keep them brows down and stay blown
im just sayin little buddy
that im already all ready
and all ready all knowin
and if you aint here to show me love
then i suggest its best you get to gowin
Mr. Nick Neato Thirteen
Mr. Sickest at Flowin
took the crown right of your head
and now your girl is bestowin it
oh lord, hows it feel
to be swallowed up in fake
when you see all this real
been there, done did that
a fifth of j.d., three blunts,
snort some pills, guess whos back
thats damn right
that kid with monstrous writes
leaves stains on wives
and i only smack mics
and mcs, that call themselves dope
ill give you fifteen minuets, ill go first
and i bet you still choke
and you couldnt sell sixteen bars
if you had girl scouts hustlin your notes
point blank... your joke
the wizard may need some mercy for me
but id get you a little hope
better yet, gets you some soap
before i call in the cleaners
they pull them steamers
have you smoked
give your family reason to mope
while im countin bread with mine
break it up, as we toke
i dont tell lies just ask my folk
then its back to makin hits
once i finish this newport
thats just the way we live
its all for the takin
be we aint fixin to give
we hustle we grind
no time to skid
we just wanna hit the stage
and f^ckin rock these kids

By NeatoChallenger

© 2012 NeatoChallenger (All rights reserved)

 

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