WHAT WOULD MUMMY SAY?
Oh! Bertram, you leave me breathless|
That's the fourth kiss today,
What if mummy were to come
In the room, whatever would she say?
I'm sorry darling your beauty is such
I cant stop thinking about your sweet lips,
My thoughts overpower me at times
Especially your heaving breasts and hips.
You'll have to control yourself Bertram
I'll not have my virgin reputation soiled,
What do you think I am Bertram Smith
An egg that you can have soft or boiled.
Well it's been five years now Aggie
Don't I even get to admire the scene,
Or warm me hands on the fire surround
No, said Aggie, for now you'll just have to dream.
Tony, you're being a naughty boy again!! LOL
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