Evil Mrs. Black told everyone about Chris's new friend
He wears a raincoat, carries a high-tech umbrella
No matter her wish, over backwards he'll bend
Seems to me, he's a rather nice kinda fella
He's not over-bearing, not the least bit bombastic
And I doubt if he's ever been an eccleasiastic
But to her, he's become Captain Fantastic
How come it took something so drastic
I also heard, more than a friend he's become her rock
A rock? That sounds to me like a big bunch of crock
Only time will tell, the hands of the clock tick-tock
Has he told her he keeps his money in his sock
I think it would be nice if they became more than friends
So much time with her and her daughter he spends
Remember now, Chris, you had asked for this
Captain Fantastic, please give her a kiss
Any Style with Chris (chris17)
The title must be Captain Fantastic
