Hornier Than A Toad (slightly X rated)
 



Chorus:
I'm doing eighty-five in a sixty-five zone
Headin' down the interstate tryin' to get home
I hope the kids are gone and my baby's alone
I'm hornier than a toad, gonna get me some

Verse One:
Driving cross the country on Interstate Ten
Then turning around and heading back again
California to Arizona and then New Mexico
Thru Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi I go
Alabama and Florida are plumb full of my kin
Sometimes I'll surprise 'em and drive right on in

Chorus:
I'm doing eighty-five in a sixty-five zone
Headin' down the interstate tryin' to get home
I hope the kids are gone and my baby's alone
I'm hornier than a toad, gonna get me some

Verse Two:
I'm a one woman guy and I'm lonely night and day
But I got my dog, Samson, so it's pretty much okay
He'll howl like a wolf at the moon if I should pass a stop
He's got quite the reputation so out of the truck he hops
Oh yes, I kid you not, he has pups all across this land
He's well known in certain circles as a mighty mighty man

Chorus:
I'm doing eighty-five in a sixty-five zone
Headin' down the interstate tryin' to get home
I hope the kids are gone and my baby's alone
I'm hornier than a toad, gonna get me some

Verse Three:
There are times when loneliness gets next to you
And for days I can't shake it, no matter what I do
Crazy thoughts begin to ramble 'round in my head
Better not be some other guy sleepin' in my bed
Though I know my wife would never make me blue
Sometimes I wish I'd kept my job down at the zoo

Chorus:
I'm doing eighty-five in a sixty-five zone
Headin' down the interstate tryin' to get home
I hope the kids are gone and my baby's alone
I'm hornier than a toad, gonna get me some

Finish:
What's that again?
You're haulin' a load, gonna git r done?

Heh, heh, heh!



Songwriters' Conservatory Challenge

By Adele Kaye

© 2012 Adele Kaye (All rights reserved)

 

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This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


This Poem is part of a Challenge: - The Songwriters' Conservatory is now OPEN! read page for rules and info (challenge has been closed)


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