BEAN SOUP :-)
 
I proudly added all ingredients in new crockpot 7 quarts full
What I was to experience I surely did not know
Let it simmer through the night
The smell was so divine
Could hardly wait to spoon up a bowl
Hubby saying WOW honey that looks mighty fine

We ate 2 good size portions me saying we best not eat any more
No sooner had I said these words when we both headed for the bathroom door
Let me go first I pleaded I cannot hold it in
And there he stood just smiling Yep just like you he had a grin

The night was unbearable those beans had kept me quite awake
And between those flushes I tried to soothe my awful belly ache
Hubby didn't complain too much as it was plain to see
The soup had settled in his gut but it sure did not with me

Alas the night was over and all is well once more
But there is no more toilet paper so now I have to rush out to the store

AND IF YOU ARE QUESTIONING WHATEVER WILL I DO WITH THE REMAINDER OF THE SOUP
It's being flushed away just exactly like my POOP!

*** Hope I still have friends after posting this one***

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